The Doctor & Sam Swift
Sam Swift: Is that the Doctor? Doctor, Doctor! I’m a robber.
The Doctor: Have you taken anything for it?
Sam Swift: Doctor, doctor…
The Doctor: Quick man, I’m running out of patients!
Sam Swift: Have you ever seen such a sidekick so old?
The Doctor: I’m no-one’s sidekick.
Sam Swift: He’s so old, he farts dust!
The Doctor: And his nose is so big that…
Sam Swift: They’ll have to widen the noose!
The Doctor: Or, or bury him in a pyramid.
Sam Swift: You know what they say, big nose…
Crowd: Oooooh!
The Doctor: Big handkerchief?













