Bee

lesbian | 19 | new to phandom please accept me as one of you

[basilbeee]

I feel heinously ill and I have therapy today so I will use this opportunity to yet again talk about Dan and Phil because that is the easiest thing for me to think about right now

Everyone wish my therapist luck, I’m sure she’s sick of my shit

(Clarifying that im not actually sick i just feel very sick. Don’t go out if you’re sick)

Catastrophic update: my therapist already knew about Dan and Phil

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[basilbeee]

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that within a week of getting hyperfixated on Dan and Phil I realized I was a lesbian

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I think the spirit of Daniel Howell visited me in my sleep because I woke up with my legs mauled by a singular yellow sequin in my bed

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It really bothers me that you can’t phanify the word photocard. I’m really not okay with it and I’d like someone to fix this as soon as possible.

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It’s not that I think Dan ever feels like he will lose Phil, I just don’t think we share a definition of jealousy and that’s why this is such a debate and why Dan thinks he’s not jealous

[basilbeee]

Everyone brace yourselves

I told my psychiatrist about Dan and Phil and she said she’s going to look them up I’m so fucking scared

[basilbeee]

I forgot to do an assignment due at 8 am tomorrow so I was busy and I just had the new tomodachi life video violently spoiled for me

[basilbeee]

Dan Howell would make a fantastic 45 year old woman from New York

[the-black-pharade]

PHIL'S MINECRAFT PYJAMAS HE CANT SEE WITHOUT HIS MINECRAFT PYJAMAS

[basilbeee]

I’m gonna start yearning crazy style if I see one more phan edit

[basilbeee]

No one talks about the mental impact it has on people when they’re not told how much they kick their pussy up the wall. It can be really detrimental and I think that’s a truth we all need to start acknowledging.

[0nlyhere4phil]

[girldan-pip]

this genre of dan is more powerful than heart eyes howell. this is hoe eyes howell

[basilbeee]

I hope Dan and Phil never have to flirt with anyone ever again

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I’ve been on a serious Dan and Phil kick this past week and let me be the first to tell you, if you’re wildly depressed about the state of the world just pretend we’re either in or before 2018. I PROMISE it will change your world dude. I’ve been filled with so much peace and joy and whimsy just by watching Dan and Phil, taking old Dan and Phil quizzes, and listening to 2010s music. My life is changed, my problems are still there but I can pretend they’re solved, I’m at peace.

[basilbeee]

Is there a specific place people post straykids collages and would anyone be interested if I posted them?