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@basketballandtextbooks
mun intro
technically I’m an rp blog but I rarely make the time
expect bitching about common popular fanon tropes and commentary on the show when i feel like it
also a lot of shitposting, personal posts, and interacting with my buddies
i multiship a fuckton but im critical of all ships and im especially critical of fanon interpretations of ships
i have passionate FEELINGS about how to correctly portray kyle and i will fight you
call me bat and you will be my little batsnack.
We're just happy to have you back! (it's totally fine that you're not into sp anymore, a lot of us aren't either)
oh im still into sp lol. im just not into fandom in general rn. does that make any sense? its like.... i dont really have the time atm to obsess over any fictional character but i know when i do have the time im happy to return to sp
lowkey a lil sad that everyone fell out of sp while i was gone tho lol. still love you guys no matter what! just was looking forward to going crazy over sp with you guys when i had the time to return to fandom lol
OH and heres a challenge to entertain any of y’all who wanna do smth funny tell me what cereal-kin misc south park characters would be lmfao (for example: kyle is cheerio-kin lmfao)
also explain your decision
OK SO IM STILL ALIVE
heeeeeyyy guyssss, im sorry that i vanished for.... uhhhhhh... months? i think its been months, idek, im too tired rn to check the timestamp on my last post lmao
ANYWAY my irl got intense in a great deal of ways (that im not gonna go into) and i kinda just fell out of fandom in general lol. been preoccupied with handling my real life (i know, boring as fuckkkkk)
but i do still love sp and all of you and ive been meaning to check in and tell ya’ll that im ok but i just kept putting it off
(sidenote but I REALLY WANTED TO SHOUTOUT HOW COOL BEAVERS ART IS i realized after i made that blog appreciation post forevveeerrr ago that i forgot to put beaver in there WHICH IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE, I KNOW and id been meaning to say how awesome beaver is but it kind of fell to the wayside with all my irl stuff and i figured i’d shove it in this post cuz like.... gotta mention it somewhere?!??)
ANYYYWWAAAYYYY idk when i’ll be back to doing my fandom crap or if it’ll be anytime soon but i really love you guys and i hope y’all are doing well and none of you have caught the pestilence and everyones happy
ahhhhhhhhh its awk as fuck to come back after such a long absence omg oh uh if you pm’d me or sent me a message i swear i’ll get to replying to you, it’s just that im kinda buried in messages from ppl rn (cuz i vanished lmfao) and i still dont have a fuckton of free time atm
(also i seem to have gained a bunch of followers while i was gone which is just ????????????????? WHY ARE YOU HERE but also hi lol)
Oh, I’m late. But Happy birthday, my boy :“3
fucking precious i adore this
things i love abt dougie
he’s a little shit (”simpsons did it! simpsons did it!” istg)
he’s tiny, how can you not love someone that tiny. you guys realize that he’s currently 8-9 years old and he’s not as tall as butters and the others were at 8-9 years old. he’s canonically short for his age. someone protect this tiny child
he’s a trekie, i love him and relate to him so mcuh, lets talk abt old star trek movies together
he’s a completionist with an obsessive memory for the fandoms he’s a part of, it’s amazing
he’s all about getting to the truth and uncovering your secrets but for is own ends
he will help you bury a body if he loves you and thats so freaking hardcore
he’s logical but he also lacks self awareness
pretty sure its hinted in canon that he’s bullied
SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG DAMNIT
....im going to have my kyle protect the small ginger boy someday
he canonically has no soul because he’s a ginger and i love him even more for being a soulless husk
he’s so innocent and sweet
he’s a bastard
he’s normally unflappble but sometimes he gets super scared and its the most heart wrenching thing ever to watch someone who’s normally so composed lose his shit
he’s a terrible terrible part of phone destroyer and everyone who has dougie in their deck needs to get shot in the face
on that note, the combo of a dougie card and paladin butters is one of the best combos in the game, their love is real
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stupid tumblr setting all asks on off for new blogs
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stupid tumblr-users who were so frequently shit that tumblr made that a policy
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stupid me not making asks available on my dougie blog
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is it fixed now?
Pssst, your asks aren't turned on for your Dougie blog.
FUKC
C A W
CAW CAW!
guys guys guys
i have 68 watchers and literally all i do is shitpost and vanish like your dad going to going to buy cigerettes and never coming back
and i know awesome artists that dont even get that many followers and they post regularly and have cool content and shit
so if you like my shit, you’ll prolly like some of the shit that i like so you should totes go and follow the following blogs:
@multipark (p sure they actually have more followers than me but if you havent already enlisted in the mp army.... wtf are you doing with your life?)
@deadb0ywalking (again, they’re more popular than me but they have quality weeb shitposting and if you like my shitposting, you’ll love their shitposting)
@ohmygodtheykilledcartman (dude this guy is so underrated that its criminal, they are CONSTANTLY improving their art and the kitten deserves love and support for all the artwork they’ve already posted. go and support them, thats an order)
@consume-raw-eggs (again, fucking criminally underrated artist alert. what are you fucking doing. go support this kid. do it now or I’ll beat you with a bat. like an actual bat. one thats squawking and fighting for its life as i beat you. this kid draws such cute shit and they deserve some goddamn recognition)
@applesheart (ya’ll know I support this bab BUT SRSLY also criminally underrated art, some of the posts clearly took hours with all the amazing details and i look at the notes and it doesnt even break the double digits)
@dougiedisarray (I ran out of ppl so i decided to self promote instead of wracking my brain for whoever im missing lmao, go follow dougie shitposting and send him weird asks to make him freak out)
BAT!!!!!!!
yes, it is i batman
BAT IS BACK BAT IS BACK BAT IS BACK BAT IS BA-
youre excitement pleases me, young one.
OK IS tumblr glitching out or did the last two replies to asks appear as text posts?
wtf tumblr?
BATTTTT
ANOOOOOOOOOON
I don’t think Sharon got the stache from giving Randy a bj, with the way he’s been acting I can’t see her being in that sort of mood. That’s not to mention that this has never happened before in the time between Randy making his balls radioactive and putting his jizz in the weed. The second hand stache makes a lot more sense as the mustaches are being treated as a disease of its own but since no one reports to have got it second hand we can’t say for sure.
Agree and disagree, so I agree that it is unlikely that she gave him a bj while being so pissed with him, we've seen her continue to feel sexually attracted to him after he's done despicable things in the past. in fact, their entire relationship seems to work on the basis of her finding him attractive as a spouse despite all the evidence to the contrary. all that said, i do think the writers were trying to imply that she was just a big hypocrite. what i wanted to establish with that statement is that there are other plausible explanations within the text.
all of that established, its still possible that she is a hypocrite (because sharon has been shown again and again to be a hypocritical asshole with no values, arguably this is the reason she stays with a fucking monster like randy)
I still think the second hand option isnt just feasible but its likely. she’s constantly hot-boxed with randy just by living with him giving her more exposure than normal and while we havent heard cases of second hand mustaches yet, that doesnt mean they wont happen
Just letting ya know ned is alive we see him at the end of bike parade outside with jimbo
Oh thanks dude, I didn’t notice that. good to know MBP didn’t perma-kill him!
tldr of my non-political thoughts on the ep:
stanman and stutters were strong this ep
rowelie isn’t just possible at this point, it’s fucking plausible. they’ve probably already fucked.
randy has radioactive jizz from his cancer experiments
butters was a selfish little tit
stan was too but for more reasonable reasons
cartman was as well but for completely bullshit reasons and i still love him
DOM KYLE IS THE ONLY CANON KYLE FUCKING FIGHT ME
they shot token and this is unacceptable
stan is a sub, fight me
randy has made a habit of poisoning weed
stan has strong protective compulsions towards butters
cartman has a soft spot for stan
