Tired Hornypoaster...

tragically horny virtual-cat-succubus thing. nya... THIS USER IS NOT A MAN. 20, it/its. the works. 18+ blog fuck off otherwise. @qupidstoybox for pfp and banner. succubus grows starved of affection but its wings are too tired to seek anymore

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Horny Poster Ordinaire~

more like hardly poaster eh..

AZ located!! mutuals fucked: two~

Reasonably Pansexual. greyromantic. (as in. not happening.)

Top leaning Switch. down for most anything, under the right circumstance

Banner + pfp by @qupidstoybox who is lovely :3

click on the "pics!" tag to see me in states of undress and "actual proper asks tag" for the actual proper asks tag

hot! hot mutual!!! for my moots lewds. i tend towards not rbing lewds from non moots so no tag for that.

also disclaimer its a mentally ill freak in the bad way too so if im being visibly unwell here sory..

Please no authoritative terms. doubly so if gendered.

Please God Read This Part Right Here.

i use it/its. agender to the highest degree. i do not want to be associated with gender. i hate it i hate it i hate it. i am a thing an object maybe a particularly disagreeable animal just no gender ever.

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btw. if you want to give me five dollars.

also adding this back here theres lewd on its fansy

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here look at my paw

nothing goin on behind it

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i bought paws.

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i will be giving myself pawjobs and not sharing anyyy evidence of this

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oop theres a minute of video and 3 pics of this alreadyyy and im not sharing ~

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Please I want evidence of pawjob please >///< what would it take

probably patience if im being super mean

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Frothy frothy yummy cum... That video 🤤

haiii nonny ty <3<3

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cause someone asked me to post thisss (lewd video under the cut)

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i make more noises in this one.

[corpsegirlforever]

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No evident of pawjobs???? ;A; what if we beg real nicely?

ooo you wanna see me paw off so bad dont youuu

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i bought paws.

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i will be giving myself pawjobs and not sharing anyyy evidence of this

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gentle reminder while im spending the weekend in a public area where you can fantasize about running in to meeee

im built like this.

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i bought paws.

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succubus is dying you have to send it more nudes pls

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it takes like all of 3 daysss of not cumming to make me an absolute mess whow ants to drown in the riskiest sex imaginable. let me get you pregnantttt

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will trade horny praise for titty pics in my dms (response time not guaranteed im going to eep)

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will trade horny praise for titty pics in my dms (response time not guaranteed im going to eep)

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(is this a stuffie you can fuck, you think?)

oh no i spent way too much on that thang no fucky...

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anwyays i impulse bought a plushue cause soft and woah i love the character and like BAD IDEA IT WAS SO SPENSIVEEE

but lookie