you’re still my weapon of choosing…

i am emery. he/him. too old for this shit. (just your run of the mill trashy criminal minds sideblog).

[baunitchief]

emery. he/him. trans male. chaotic pansexual aries fucker. born and raised in alabama, y'all.

this is technically a side blog. mutuals, my main blog (emeryazure) is severely broken so you prob won't see my likes pop up.

gifs  ·  fanfic ·  mixes ·  support me on ko-fi side blogs here  ·  here  · here ·  here

[amazonworrier]

If by some miracle they do make Jemily canon I don't want any of that "I've always loved you" bullshit from JJ liked they pulled with Jeid. JJ was married. She loved Will. When she's ready to move on I want her feelings for Emily to creep up on her. I want her to see someone flirting with Emily and be perplexed as to why it bothers her so much. I want her feelings for Emily to smack her in the face so hard she falls over her desk chair. I want her to spend a whole episode or two quietly wondering how long those feelings were there. Have they always been there? Are they new?? Who the hell let them in, because it sure as hell wasn't JJ?? Give me flustered gay/bi/whatever panic JJ or late in life gay JJ but DO NOT give me another JJ character assassination moment by pulling that stupid fucking Truth or Dare shit again pleaseeeeee I will bang my head against a wall.

[hotchology]

[starbucksandpearls]

[baunitchief]

like your name i am hyperfixated on criminal minds. i woke up at 1:45am and watched the eps, only to start writing this fic early this morning at work and it was a slow day so lmao @fostershyperfixator

[fostershyperfixator]

Amazing. Need to up my abilities lol

[baunitchief]

my stimulant helps a lot too lmao 😅

[baunitchief]

like your name i am hyperfixated on criminal minds. i woke up at 1:45am and watched the eps, only to start writing this fic early this morning at work and it was a slow day so lmao @fostershyperfixator

[baunitchief]

me, you + BAU | 6K+ | s19ep02 rewrite

[baunitchief]

what’s the worst that i could say? | jemily

[criminal-ladies]

[baunitchief]

let’s play pretend | college au | jemily

[baunitchief]

which Jemily fic would you like to see most? - The Bomb (update leading to new unreleased bonus chapters) - let’s play pretend (college au oneshot) - funny in a foreign language (season 3 foreign language hijinx) - SESSIONS (deeply disturbing trauma-centric Playing With Fire sequel)

The Bomb

let’s play pretend (college au)

funny in a foreign language

SESSIONS (PWF sequel)

Voting ended onMay 21

[mortalscience]

emily hugging luke when they find him alive in 16x06 - true conviction

[baunitchief]

Playing With Fire by baunitchief

JJ and Emily have been together for twenty years, but the tragic and traumatic events of the past year have torn them apart almost completely. The only thing that has them holding on by a thread is their two sons and the bittersweet hope of justice.

or girl!mom jj + emily have to come to terms with the loss of their teenaged daughter.

[jj-gifs]

This isn’t what I want, but I’ll take the high road. Maybe it’s because I look at everything as a lesson, or because I don’t want to walk around angry, or maybe it’s because I finally understand. There are things we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go.

[baunitchief]

which Jemily fic would you like to see most? - The Bomb (update leading to new unreleased bonus chapters) - let’s play pretend (college au oneshot) - funny in a foreign language (season 3 foreign language hijinx) - SESSIONS (deeply disturbing trauma-centric Playing With Fire sequel)

The Bomb

let’s play pretend (college au)

funny in a foreign language

SESSIONS (PWF sequel)

Voting ended onMay 21

[dailyprentiss]

Emily Prentiss in 2x12 ‘Profiler, Profiled’

[luthqrs]

Commack, Long Island, NY. JENNIFER JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS ⋆ 5x03 | 'Reckoner'