Shapes & Colors Expert

(22, They/Them) Professional artist and hobbyist writer. Come as you are. Commission slots open 3/3

[miamignonette]

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

[color-palettes]

Weaving through the waves - submitted by th4tc4t

#55D9B8 #505FB5 #21184A #380770 #3735A6

[allcatsarebabies]

buster the feminist

[byjove]

I feel like every time we did standardized testing in school, we all said “I’m pretty sure I bombed that, that was tough. That was awful.” and I’m sure some of us meant it but I’m pretty sure a not insignificant percentage of the student population felt fine about their performance but didn’t want anyone else to feel bad and did not want to sound like a stuck up dickhead.

[byjove]

In all my years of schooling, I can’t think of one person who left end of grade exams or the SATs and was like “Wow, that was so fucking easy.”

[byjove]

Tbh, I also had this superstitious belief that if I talked about how easy a test was and how I thought I scored well on it, I would be punished for my hubris and somehow fail.

[thisisexorsexism]

I've asked my friends to use they/them pronouns for me so many times but they all still use she/her both infront of me and over text about me and when I tried to correct them they all said that they were trying their hardest and I need to be patient because its not fair to be mad at them over this (I wasn't mad just unhappy). Also, one of my friends will use it/it's if I correct his misgendering of me because he knows it annoys me and he uses intentionally dehumanising and degrading words rather than just plain gender neutral ones (i.e thing rather than person) and he thinks it's just a funny joke

this is exorsexism

[gayvampyr]

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[thememedaddy]

[byjove]

since humans are rapidly evolving to be taller, do you think they’re going to put basketball hoops up further to keep the game from getting boring?

[aquaticjazstar]

I think they should have the hoop move around the court so they have to chase after it

[seimsisk]

wait where did you get that humans are evolving to be taller?

[byjove]

what if you and I were two sheep being pastured on a small tidal island off the coast of Wales

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[thememedaddy]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[homoidiotic]

Thats a new one

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans