Peace and love in the universe!

Just your local nature-loving geologist (and part-time Disney princess), here to chill out!

[beachcomber-standing]

[ INTRO POST ]

[ Hey all! Mod here,

All of the other Transformers "-standing" blogs will be in my public following list, so if you somehow haven't run into them yet and find the content on my blog fun, go give them a follow!

Mod's pronouns are They/Any, while standing Beachcomber is He/Any (you guys could go crazy with his pronouns if you want).

In-character text is the same as default, no fancy coloration.

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Tags:

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- [#transformers standing] is the same but used a little more sparingly

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- [#others' art] is art drawn by others

- [#mod stuff], [#mod reply], and [#mod rambling] are used for mod posts, interchanged when appropriate

- [#reblog] yeah

- [#ask] yeah

More popular tags are avoided out of fear of spamming.

RP Boundaries:

- The mod themself is an adult (21+) and this should be kept in mind before and while interacting.

- Romance plots with other standers should absolutely be discussed and approved of beforehand. It should also be noted the mod of this blog is very aroace and is terrible at writing romance.

- Not a fan of NSFW. Light gore and violence is fine but everything else is nuh-uh.

Don't have much else as far as boundaries go, but if you want to do something a little crazy and don't know if it'll be alright, just ask. ]

[beachcomber-standing]

He sits

so true

[beachcomber-standing]

*Gives you a pat pat for just being you*

Thank you for the pat pat, that was very sweet of you! :D

[beachcomber-standing]

Happy Pride Month! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🩵💗🤍

[beachcomber-standing]

You are truly so awesome sauce

Aww, thanks! So are you!

You Anons are all so sweet today 🥹

[beachcomber-standing]

A big smooch for you!

D'aww, thank you, friend!!

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

Hey, are you doing ok there buddy?

..... *Wheeze*.. h hu?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.... Beachc- *cough* ughhh.

[beachcomber-standing]

Oohh you aren't looking too great, yikes.

[ After some consideration, he pulls a couple things out of his subspace. ]

You can try these for your upset tummy at least, though I'm not sure how well they might work for you?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.. No-

[Skywarp makes pathetic swipes at the objects in attempts to get it away which does fail]

thro.. at ... ow-

[beachcomber-standing]

:( I don't have anything that can really help soothe your throat, but the antacids in these might help break down any acids still causing irritation there, maybe?

Here, let me show you something,

[ Beachcomber kneels down. Then, holding it out in the open to show Skywarp what he's doing, he unscrews the cap on the Pepto-Bismol. He measures out a normal, human-sized dose for the demonstration—hesitating a moment as he evaluates whether or not this is a terrible idea—then lifts it up to his own mouth and sips it until empty. ]

Mmm, yum. See? Not bad at all. You still don't want it, friend?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.... mfkm

[Skywarp taps the bottle with one of his claws]

*poke poke*

[beachcomber-standing]

[ He holds out the full bottle for Skywarp to take, giving him an encouraging nod and smile. ]

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

Hey, are you doing ok there buddy?

..... *Wheeze*.. h hu?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.... Beachc- *cough* ughhh.

[beachcomber-standing]

Oohh you aren't looking too great, yikes.

[ After some consideration, he pulls a couple things out of his subspace. ]

You can try these for your upset tummy at least, though I'm not sure how well they might work for you?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.. No-

[Skywarp makes pathetic swipes at the objects in attempts to get it away which does fail]

thro.. at ... ow-

[beachcomber-standing]

:( I don't have anything that can really help soothe your throat, but the antacids in these might help break down any acids still causing irritation there, maybe?

Here, let me show you something,

[ Beachcomber kneels down. Then, holding it out in the open to show Skywarp what he's doing, he unscrews the cap on the Pepto-Bismol. He measures out a normal, human-sized dose for the demonstration—hesitating a moment as he evaluates whether or not this is a terrible idea—then lifts it up to his own mouth and sips it until empty. ]

Mmm, yum. See? Not bad at all. You still don't want it, friend?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

Hey, are you doing ok there buddy?

..... *Wheeze*.. h hu?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.... Beachc- *cough* ughhh.

[beachcomber-standing]

Oohh you aren't looking too great, yikes.

[ After some consideration, he pulls a couple things out of his subspace. ]

You can try these for your upset tummy at least, though I'm not sure how well they might work for you?

[beachcomber-standing]

Hay uh Beachcomber? I think you need to help Skywarp he's having a bad reaction to what those anons that's been giving him. Stuff that should NOT be consumed by the way!

What did they give him this time 😔 I'll go see what's up

[beachcomber-standing]

Wait you have a pet? I never knew! Isn't he a bit big for you Though?

Hey there, Anon! I don't have any pets, and I don't want anyone to refer to Skywarp as such :( He's a whole mech! I know it wasn't your intention, but carelessly using words like that can be degrading of the recipient's autonomy :(

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

hu-??? What's a.... pet? Oh no why are you so sad? A uhhh "pet" can't be that bad-

[beachcomber-standing]

Do you remember when the IRS called me your caretaker? It's like that, but instead of one member of a species taking care of one of its own, having a "pet" is when a member of one species takes care of one of another species (one often seen as "less capable" by the first species), often with the implication of ownership.

That's... not a good thing, and kind of treads on forbidden waters, mech. There are real, messed-up situations where people haven't even had a choice in their autonomy, and I'd never want to promote anything even similar to that sort of deal.

[beachcomber-standing]

[beachcomber-standing]

Wait you have a pet? I never knew! Isn't he a bit big for you Though?

Hey there, Anon! I don't have any pets, and I don't want anyone to refer to Skywarp as such :( He's a whole mech! I know it wasn't your intention, but carelessly using words like that can be degrading of the recipient's autonomy :(

[beachcomber-standing]

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.. I miss Beachcomber. I wonder where he could be-

[beachcomber-standing]

Oh, I'm around somewhere! How have things been going with you, friend?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

Oh Beachcomber hello! I don't see you. Hu- oh! I'm fishing with Mirage! He's absolutely horrendous at it tho eheheh but it's fun!

Its so weird he doesn't eat fish yet he was trying to catch some earlier. He said something about cheering me up???

[beachcomber-standing]

Fishing with Mirage, huh? It sounds like you two are having a fun time and I'm glad to hear it! It's very kind of him to try to help you out, too; he's got a good spark :)

Hey, did something happen that you needed cheering up from? You don't have to tell me right now if you don't want to, but I'd be glad to hear about what's been on your processor anytime!

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

He kinda reminds me of you- Oh uhhmm would you want to hear it? Ermm maybe another time? When we are face to face!

[beachcomber-standing]

Of course! Just let me know whenever you're able to meet up, I'd love to catch up with you!

For now, you two just keep having fun! :) Tell Mirage I say hi!

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

.. I miss Beachcomber. I wonder where he could be-

[beachcomber-standing]

Oh, I'm around somewhere! How have things been going with you, friend?

[standingskywarp-mutagenesis]

Oh Beachcomber hello! I don't see you. Hu- oh! I'm fishing with Mirage! He's absolutely horrendous at it tho eheheh but it's fun!

Its so weird he doesn't eat fish yet he was trying to catch some earlier. He said something about cheering me up???

[beachcomber-standing]

Fishing with Mirage, huh? It sounds like you two are having a fun time and I'm glad to hear it! It's very kind of him to try to help you out, too; he's got a good spark :)

Hey, did something happen that you needed cheering up from? You don't have to tell me right now if you don't want to, but I'd be glad to hear about what's been on your processor anytime!

[beachcomber-standing]