God Damn

Hi, are pretty damcool.

[onlytwitterpics]

[beingrhe]

My 2am thoughts include cringing at things I did when I was 15 and stressing about things I can’t control. Just thought I’d type it into the void? That won’t stop these thoughts but it helps? I wish I could go back and apologize for the mistakes I made and the pain I caused while it still mattered.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

reblog if you support cats tucked up in bed

[princesstigerbelle]

Y E S

[fatblount-deactivated20190513]

[notacatblog]

[cat-lover20]

Snug!! 😻

[princesstigerbelle]

[spongebabe-deactivated20180415]

me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace

[kaijuno]

[celebrityho]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[mondobrains]

[beingrhe]

Mountain Momma

Dolly Sods // August 2019

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[marquisdesad]

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

[legalizememes]

[litterbot]

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

[lesbianwisdom-deactivated202102]

JESUS CHRIST

[proudtobeinvisiable]

This really works.

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[memewhore]

Why wouldn’t you tho?

[loosinmynoodles]

pure goodness

[hellish-undeath]

On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me: 

[dyslexicpoodle]

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

[teddytheebear]

they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.

its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.

its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

[gitgey-deactivated20171125]

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here