Hey, don’t hate the truck.

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just came back to scream about this with y’all and then i’ll fuck off again

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omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

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midnight sun is chockful of funny moments but edward having a meltdown to emmett over all the ways bella could die has got to be one of the funniest

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edward having a panic attack over bella’s mortality moodboard

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has this been done yet or

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bella “would die for the dick” swan, seemingly at any moment after meeting edward:

edward “the 100 y/o virgin” cullen:

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not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment

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edward, begging bella to be safe in new moon:

bella, in new moon;

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edward sitting in bella’s chevy driving her home after her party looking at his hands thinking about what he’d done after throwing her into all that glass in new moon

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bella drinking blood for the first time in breaking dawn through a styrofoam cup and a plastic straw

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twilight and new moon talking to the other movies

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edward: hey rose what’s up

rose: hey dude bella is dead lmaoo

edward:

rose: so will you come home now esme misses y-

edward:

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who twilight is for: team edward stans

who new moon is for: team jacob stans

who eclipse is for: straights

who breaking dawn is for: mormons

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the cullens and company strategizing for the confrontation with the volturi