Bert and Ernie Strips

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trigger warning

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It’s raining and Ernie is bored

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Bert was having one hell of an orgasm before he found out Ernie was on the other side.

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ernie please i just want to go home

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Maybe he should stick to singing about rubber ducks...

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Bert's ex invites him to her wedding.

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"You get paid money to toss something around, basically."

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Ernie needs a new dealer.

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Pizza night

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Every hole is NOT an invitation.

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Bert silently wonders what else Ernie might be hiding from him.