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@bestfriendforeverandever
"Howdy everyone! I'm new to this whole... ask-blogging... whatever, thing, but call me Flowey! Life in the Underground's gotten really, REALLY boring- so I decided I'd shake things up a little! Try something I somehow haven't thought to try before!" "Unless you're a human in a blue and purple striped shirt, I hope we'll be GREAT pals! Ask me whatever you'd like; boy golly, do I have stories to tell! I'll get back to you as quickly as I can!!"
// OOC stuff under the cut
have you even questioned your identity during those resets? since, you know, you've done everything
"Ehh... maybe a couple times? But never really in a way that WENT anywhere. I just never dwelled on it long enough, I guess..? Never had that many thoughts that really challenged my integrity. Especially once..." [* . . .] "But even then, why WOULD I? I KNOW who I am." "I'm your old pal, Flowey!"
Do you view yourself as a good person?
"I stopped caring about 'good' and 'bad' ages ago."
"Though, I suppose from MOST perspectives... yeah, I would be the 'bad guy', wouldn't I?"
"But hey, don't worry! It's not like I have the means to do anything to any one of you. And I've got bigger problems, anyway."
Hey, what’s up with your banner? What does ‘don’t you have anything better to do?’ Mean?
"Oh, THAT? That's just become a little mantra of mine. Lots of people that I know tend to get themselves stuck in ruts, doing the same thing, over and over again... so sometimes, you just have to ask yourself 'why'? Do you REALLY have nothing better to do?" "Though apparently, for SOME people, the answer is a flat 'NO'..."
"Golly... it's been a long time, hasn't it? Sorry I disappeared the way I did. Things happen, and... y'know, occasionally, li'l routines like these get lost in the shuffle." "But for everyone's information- no, I'm not dead!" "Yet." "I'll be getting back in the groove of answering questions again soon! Even for a li'l guy like me, there's some work that's gotta be done! Things that need to be... dealt with." "Anyway! See ya soon, old pals!"
Do you have a favorite monster in the underground at all?
"Mm... no, not really. I guess the closest one would be Papyrus. He always had something new to say, every day."
"But now, we've kind of... drifted apart. I don't find myself with much time to talk to anyone anymore, because of a certain someone."
"...Actually... maybe I could..."
[* Silence falls. Flowey burrows off.]
flowey i need help i might have just cloned you like too many times. the room is just full of them. and i don't know what to do with these guys should i just hand them to alphys or something you're my rolemodel so i'm asking you
"I... won't even begin to question how or WHY you did that." "But I'd say, don't worry about it! I'm sure the problem will sort itself out." [* Flowey smiles widely. A few stray yellow petals scatter in the wind.] "...role model? what??"
Favourite type of chocolate?
[* Recollection flashes in Flowey's eyes.] ". . ." "I like dark chocolate the most. But it's one of the hardest kinds to come by, nowadays."
What are your thoughts on Mew Mew Kissy Cutie? Is it peak? Or mid?
"Mew Mew 1 is complete and utter trite garbage."
"Mew Mew 2... is slightly more tolerable, but I still wouldn't watch it if I was given the option to do literally anything else. Guess you could say it IS mid."
"Hahaha, WOW. This batch of asks got a bit deeper and darker than I thought they would! You guys sure know how to ask some weighted questions, don'tcha?"
"Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered you're all so curious about li'l ol' me... but I don't like talking about that kinda stuff often! Lighten up a little, would you? Don't dredge up things that are probably better left buried."
Do you fear death
"No."
"Because no matter what happens, it'll all just go back. Because of that stupid kid. I know how they work, by now- the way they think."
"Even if I die, it won't matter for long."
[* Flowey's smile twitches, and falters for a moment.]
"...This is what it must've been like."
* the flower's gone.
"That's right. That's the last thing anyone in this timeline ever knew of me."
"The missing flower."
"...Lucky she was always a nervous wreck after what she did to her patients. Couldn't tell anyone about me if she wanted to- 'cause then she'd have to answer for them, too."
"What a pathetic monster."
* I haven't told ASGORE yet, because I want to surprise him with it...
* In the center of his garden, there's something special.
* The first golden flower, that grew before all the others.
* The flower from the outside world.
* It appeared just before the queen left.
* I wonder...
* What happens when something without a SOUL gains the will to live?
"Leave her out of this."
"I have no words left for her. I suppose I SHOULD be grateful for the second chance. Maybe now, I'll finally be able to set things right."
"But I still hate her. I hate her for bringing me back into this world like... this."
[* Through grit fangs, Flowey takes a breath, turning down toward the ground.]
[* A moment passes, and he looks back up, smiling brighter than ever.]
"But all the pieces are nicely in place; and she'll have a role to play in the end!"
"I wonder if she'll be proud, or mortified of what she's created."
* I... I don't like this idea,
* Wh.. what?
* N-no, I'm not...
* Yeah, you're right.
"...Oh. I see what's going on here."
"You think you're clever."
"But it doesn't matter! Soon enough, those words will hold no meaning to me. Not anymore."
"It'll be like they never existed."
Does Asgore still have the human souls? How’re they holding up?
Follow up question: How do you feel about Asgore taking all those souls in the first place? Instead of going to the surface once he got one.
"That old idiot? Yeah, he still has the souls. Of course he does. No one ever sees them, but I'm sure he HAS them. Couldn't tell you how they're doing, though."
"And... you got that second idea from Toriel, didn't you? Honestly, I don't get how she can be so STUPID. Doesn't she remember what happened to her own CHILDREN when they tried to pull the same stunt?"
"Going to the surface with just one soul is a death sentence. As miserable as I know that stupid king is, and as much as I know he's just trying to stall for time so a human strong enough to best him can fall, playing the long game was the smarter move on his part."
"...Whew, that got a bit heavy, didn't it? Sorry 'bout that! Things between me and the king go a bit deep."
Which areas of the Underground are your favorite and least favorite?
"I don't have the fondest memories of the Ruins anymore, but they're also just the best place for me to... well... exist. No large bodies of water to tunnel into, no bitter cold or blistering heat, and I don't like the crowds that all the housing in New Home tends to create."
"I REALLY hate Hotland, though. I don't think it's impossible to imagine why. Flowers and fire don't tend to play nice; and, to be completely honest? Some of Hotland's residents are completely INSUFFERABLE to be around for more than a couple minutes."
[* Flowey grimaces.]
"The less time I have to share a room with that damn lizard, the better."
Howdy!
Did you know that 4 out of 5 people are Flowey?
[* Flowey squints, trying to discern what the anon even means by this.]
"...Where are you getting this information? If four of five people were me, I'd be... more than a little concerned! For a handful of reasons! Cloning ethics isn't a conversation topic you wanna get into, believe me!"