☾Appalachian Trash☾

23 and a piece of shit

[sailorbrazil]

feeling myself

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[catchymemes]

[fadeau]

[ghostparties]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

later gator

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

i know it’s a croc……please stop messaging me

[daily-self-depreciation]

Follow @daily-self-depreciation for more daily jokes.

[ariana-news]

Ariana performing “Thank u, Next” at The Ellen Show

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

She’s honestly adorable

[trapcard]

that lil stumble scared the enunciation into her i love it

[kristenbouchard]

[cruel-bloom]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biglilpeach]

WILL YOU GUYS STOP ALREADY

[micdotcom]

[alternative-politics]

Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump

[invertprivileges]

#i mean #he’s killed before so

[justkeepbreathingnow]

okay but the best part about this is that now Trump might have to go campaign for him bc Beto is kicking so much ass and they HATE EACH OTHER like probably almost as much as I hate both of them

[naturaekos]

[with-practice]

mood

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[memewhore]

[viostormcaller]

I SNORTED