I always liked the turkey pardon in weird sort of way since I was young. If you're not familiar with the term, that's when the Actual US President takes time out their day to stride out on the White House Lawn, crack a few jokes and "Pardon" a few turkeys, who will then essentially "Go Live on a Farm Upstate".
Photo from Evy Mages, from article linked below
It was the sort of political stunt all sides could just chill out about and enjoy as a mild change of pace from their normal battling. But the title is awkward to me... "Turkey Pardon".
According to Wordnik, A Pardon is: To release (a person) from punishment or disfavor for wrongdoing or a fault: synonym: forgive
Excuse me, but what did these turkeys do to offend? They're not even wild birds prone to causing suburban traffic back ups (Like my morning commute), or to literally use crosswalks in Cambridge, MA. They're bred to be eaten. (Yikes).
Why does a being, who is doing nothing but existing and being mildly tasty with some gravy, need to be pardoned? An animal simply existing has done nothing wrong.
I guess I just finally woke up and smelled the stuffing: Speciesism is both Very Real, and Very Wrong.
Maybe take a break over this holiday and don't eat another sentient being? Lets be kind to ALL. Not just to whom we deem worthy.
Maybe hit up a trader joes for some meat free options?
I'll be having some of of the Vegan Tofurky Roast, but Vegan outreach has plenty of great options that don't involve taking a life...
If you decide to go with meat, that's fine, you do you; I won't judge you, I ain't yo momma. (well, maybe I might judge a tiny bit, but it's not Super Mean Judgey, Just like, a little bit because you know animals bred for food suffer terribly their entire lives but you're still ok with this... kind of slight judgey) But if you're on the fence, the excuse of "there are no vegetarian options" is very, very outdated.
(None of these links are sponsored BTW)
When I arrive on the South Lawn of the White House, the pardoning turkeys are loose: two substantial birds—nearly waist-high to their human