It was once my job to make sure your airbags went off and kept you safe in the event of an accident. For over 10yrs myself and a handful of other wiring guru's crash tested thousands of vehicles with only 3or4 mistakes made. Crash testing has crazy work hrs sometimes 15 a day, but it also has times where it grinds to a screeching halt, and during those times we built many things from race cars (one guy built a motor in his cubicle😂), to perfectly lathed and weighted pine wood derby cars... But by far one of my favorite creations was this nativity scene made by my mortal enemy @soulless_daywalker. So when your airbag ejects, smacks you in the face, and leaves behind a white smelly residue i want you to think of me and remember that guy Friday night who polished off that 1/5 of Kettle1 with u, drank all those shots of 1942, then took you to the after hr for more drinks and food, woke up.... Well more than likely had u drop him off in Dearborn, slept for an hr under his desk, got up popped his work shirt collar then did the work that saved your life BITCH. Ur welcome. 😂😀😁 #savinglives #prototype #christmas #holiday #festivous (at Crash Safety)







