Bill, I Swear

He thrusts his firsts against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: Uh, hardly fair. I'm a lightweight.

Bill: How about I throw in food too?

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: Uh huh. So I guess I'll be doing most of the research. I don't work for free you know.

Bill: I'll buy drinks

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: Dedicate as much research to our project as you do to bars and we'll be set.

Bill: Ooh sorry

Bill: My research interests are limited

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: I see what you did there.

Stan: You clearly have a life. It's the third week of school and you know which bars don't card near NYU.

Stan: I'll meet you there.

Bill: I'm a man dedicated to research

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: How's 4pm at the library near Publix on 6th? I can't remember the name rn.

Stan: Ah, expedited emotions.

Bill: Sure sure

Bill: Or that bar across the street doesn't card

Bill: 🍺

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: Oh cool. Do you like to sleep late?

Stan: I didn't take you for an emoji guy.

Bill: Preferably. Evening might be best

Bill: The suggested emojis make a big difference

[bill-i-swear]

Group Work

Stan: Hey, it's Stan Uris from Mythology. What time did you want to meet up on Sunday?

Stan: I know it's a Friday night so if you have a life, don't bother responding until tomorrow.

Bill: I have all Sunday free.

Bill: And no life. No worries. 😉

[cliveguy]

i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him

[cliveguy]

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realise you didn’t paint it very well.”

[myjetpack]

for yesterday’s @guardian review

[hyokka]

‘Come! And you’ll float too…’

hyokka