[shutyourmoustache]

Her confidence is up to HERE.

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Her face says it all.

[pelicanhypeman]

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

[bipolarsiren]

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we’ll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Dad got four months in jail, mother for house arrest for three months.

Pretty lenient considering they let an infant suffer needlessly.

Remember when that black mother left her kids in the running car to go to a job interview? She was sentenced to 18 years of probation. Wow..

Remember the black mom who left her kids IN A FOOD COURT for a job interview & was charged with child abandonment? Wow. Interesting

[woyaogaoxing]

White people: literally kill their child out of willing ignorance, slap on the wrist

Black people: attempts to improve their livelihood & leaves their children for less than 30min in a nearby public location or with a whole babysitter & is lawfully reprimanded for decades

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

👀

[criticallyalexandrite]

And yet white neoliberals wanna deny this being an issue cuz it hurts their white fragility.

[deltasniper1000]

[royalmeadow-deactivated20250920]

[turings-deactivated20180627]

why do all fictional capitalists look like that

[turings-deactivated20180627]

[sympolite]

[furbearingbrick]

oh

oh

OH

[melonmemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

Ya homie

[glitternami]

Blue is sister 😇

[pietriarchy]

[cum-padre]

[archcracker]

[vonisv]

[kaptainraptor]

[trilllizard666]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

😐

[molothoo]

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

[snutty-nose-bawoy]

[wowmelanin]

[musickidd]

[beehindyou]

[fuckyeahwierd]

[j-velle]

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[champeon]

[spanish-g0ld]

[scorpion-soup]

[eatpussylivehappy]

[sirimperfect]

[diemetzgermeisterin]

[iammarcpi]

“Ted Cruz Devouring My Son” - 2018

Oil on canvas, 11"x 17"

Based on that one painting by Francisco de Goya.

[vegaschapters]

quotes i’m thinking about a lot lately 

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[ingridverse]

sound ON

[neoncitybaby-deactivated2020041]

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

[mustardtigress]

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[bob-belcher]

The Goldbergs

[tinderventure]

Damn!

[bimbocracy]

cash app link culture was popularized by sex workers who are now routinely banned from the platforms they were instrumental in building. pass it on.

[bimbocracy]

all your favorite cash apps built their platforms on the backs of sex workers and then banned sex workers when they got big enough to run shit without them. square cash, circle pay, venmo, gift rocket, even fucking patreon. all patronized predominantly by sex workers at first, all banned sex workers as soon as they got off the ground.

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]