Your Casual Trash Pile

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controversial opinion

there is no “best” mcelroy brother. they are all the best and all perfect. to pit them against each other goes against all laws.

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[illumelnati]

Based off of another post by @lucianoisacutie cus I couldn’t help it ya’ll are too funny These characters belong to @thearcanagame 💖 Please do not re-post my artwork! Find me on: Twitter | Instagram

[trickstermelon]

love squeeze!

[deactivat1ng-deactivated2018090]

do you ever get the urge to just draw EVERYONE

[05637-deactivated20190328]

seto kaiba is real he broke into my house at 3am and called me a third rate duelist

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Wtf

[thebluthisoutthere-deactivated2]

It didn’t work. 

Now their mouth tastes like deer pussy. 

Pay attention. 

[nihilistwife]

Did that man put concentrated doe piss in his vape pen

[aku-no-homu]

the best episode of yugioh is when he kills a child

[seriousfic]

[shinymegacrobat]

I mean he did throw Exodia into the ocean so he deserves to die

[bipper-the-stripper]

The future is what you make of it. Just know your supplies are limited.

[yvonneemilie]

If you want to feed your pet only vegan food, don’t own a carnivorous animal. 

If you want to feed your pet only vegan food, don’t own a carnivorous animal. 

If you want to feed your pet only vegan food, don’t own a carnivorous animal. 

If you want to feed your pet only vegan food, don’t own a carnivorous animal. 

IF YOU WANT TO FEED YOUR PET ONLY VEGAN FOOD, DON’T OWN A CARNIVOROUS ANIMAL. 

[drferox]

It’s not heroic but it matters

Sometimes veterinary medicine is massive surgeries, high tech, long nights and heroic efforts to save an animal. Sometimes it’s just the right advice and trimming toenails.

But the right advice can make a world of difference to an individual animal.

This is why new puppy and kitten consults can take up so much extra time. You would think most people research an animal’s care before they acquire it, but this is far from the case. People still walk into the vet clinic completely unaware that pugs have breathing problems, or that baby animals need multiple feeds per day, or with any knowledge about worming requirements. When you are the veterinarian in that consult, you are in a position not only to check the animal is healthy that day, but to provide information that will help keep it healthy in both the short and long term.

For example.

“What are you feeding your new kitten?”

“Milk.”

“And what else?”

“Just milk.”

Fortunately the kitten had been in their care for only two days, so a catastrophe was averted. Can you imagine if that oversight had been missed for a month, or longer?

And in the same consult we discovered the kitten had no worming history, no vaccine history, and the owner didn’t know about the concept of desexing.

So the owner left with far more knowledge than they arrived with, and a bag of food, and that kitten’s life is saved in the short term, and improved in the long term.

Its not glamorous. It’s not heroic. It’s time consuming and a little tedious, but it makes a difference.

[bob-belcher]

[blaireee]

[laerugo]

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

[sindri42]

Yeah I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly how the heck they were interpreting scripture because wow

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

[liminalchasm]

overwatch characters rated most likely to believe in alien life:

mccree (cowboy)

pharah (mccree is a bad influence)

junkrat (is alien life)