quote book

just me collecting stupid shit my friends, family, others, and myself say. beware, quotes can be quite inappropriate at times.  they/them @cholgamer 

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void, chol, jarjarmeu, mother1/2/3, father1/2/3, kyle, luv, space daddy, pismire, vulture, ginger, father1, various parent (parents who have 1 entry), ninja, son in law, designer1/designer2, and other(those who have one entry), unknown(no known speaker)

Hello! I collect the off the wall or mispronounced weird shit me and my friend say! It's been going on since 2018 and I have a google doc that is over 40 pages long....

Those who participate in the quotes can find tags for the entryists above

Quotes will be duplicated, it can't be helped

Other important tags:

qoute book (yes, this is misspelled words stopped making sense at some point and I cant stop now) and quote book.

blame the braces

a classic

top 10 favorites

not a quote

banana saga

ber1113

void sweep

one of my favorites

capitalism

[yepperoni]

I understand "dicks out for harambe" was a. parody of saying stuff like "thoughts and prayers". But I've never seen anyone use "dicks out" for anything ever again. Nothing worth taking it out for anymore

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Wrong. I have a quote

Dicks out for jabba the hut - Vulture

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"I'm not a communist hitchhiker"

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[calllynx]

More experimental animation. All done on paper, oil pastel and alcohol marker.

[calllynx]

lol yeah

[david-aka-nerva]

Who is Nerva?? And why does Nero think I'm Nerva?!??

@blame-the-braces @nero-caesar-augustus

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We have clothed your wife - void

[unsatan-offical]

what doesn't detransition you makes you genderer

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Deboy. Me when I transition- jarjermeu

[asterrwritess]

Michael Afton

why would yo do this to me.

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[snow-like-starfall]

how many pinned tabs do you have

None (Good on you, just looking it up when you need it)

One (Solid, just the important thing)

Two–Four (Probably average)

Five–Seven (What are you saving)

Eight–Ten (Getting up there)

Twelve+ (So many. Probably a few updating fics/webcomics or something)

Voting ended onJan 4

I have twelve and half of them i dont visit because theyre fics or webcomics that are on a hiatus or dont update often lol

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Deboy. Me when i transition - jarjermeu

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It really sucks being the throat goat cause theres always shit in my throat! - jarjermeu, the throat goat

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Your hair looks like anime and fortnite- kid from a place void worked at

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shrinkflation has hit us at blame the braces

Its 11 and a half inches of course it a hassle - void

Its my micro penis (1 ½ inches) - void

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My two favorite flags. Bisexual and maryland - other

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I cant do math because youre in a wheelchair and its throwing me off - mother4

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Can you scrub a baking potato and bake it while not that quick way. Shove the metal thing in it. 425 for 50mins at first.  Having potato for lunch. And im starving blah all night - mother1 text to chol (i figured what she meant on the 10th read)

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Theres only one reason you would touch me at this house - void

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

[cornandcoconutsoup]

Original text for context

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

op this provides no context