Jasper the Yapper

[blu-animal-handler]

YOOO HEY! Sorry, for screaming just a bit excited haha. I'm Jasper, I work on blu as their animal handler! I'm way cooler than the other versions of me, trust me.

*sighs* this is getting out of hand. I mean now I have 4 animal handlers. Soon I may have the whole rainbow. Anyway this is Jasper. He's the first trans animal handler :3

Here the character ref!!!

SOME RULEZ:

-be kind

-don't be weird

-don't be sexual (suggestive is okay just no downright nsfw)

-magic anons are allowed and encouraged

-all mod text is yellow

-mod is @gremlinick !!

-GO HAVE FUN!!!!

[blu-animal-handler]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Hmmmm work....

Work is pretty cool! Love my teamates, love the pay, the job itself can be a bit... messy... but I'm cool with that!

7/10!

[blu-animal-handler]

*holding their pet ferret while talking to him*

Hey, you're Jasper- Right? I- know we're enemies, but... You know anything to give to the ED Animal Handler? I... Just want to say thank you to him...

-@meet-the-tracker

AAAA A RED!?!?

*He jumped and seemed cautious*

This isn't some.... elaborate scheme to attack us... is it?....

*The animals began to snarl from their cages*

[meet-the-tracker]

No no- Wait, okay?

Look uhm... I don't have any weapons on me I- Mierda...

*They sighed*

I'm just here to ask you something. I don't want, or did I plan to attack you.

[blu-animal-handler]

Huh... I- I still don't believe you but sure... what do you need?

*the animals calm down a little but they're still on guard. Jasper picks up a dog whistle and holds it at the ready... just in case*

[meet-the-tracker]

I just need something to give to the RED animal handler.. Really just anything.

[blu-animal-handler]

Ohhh is someone in looovvveeee with him? Is that it? YOU came to his ENEMY to ask for gift advice?

I say give him a box of venomous snakes. Kill him slow and painfully. The sucker deserves it.

[sapphothemself]

i love this song so much and i think its so cutesy and just a tad transgender <3

[blu-animal-handler]

*holding their pet ferret while talking to him*

Hey, you're Jasper- Right? I- know we're enemies, but... You know anything to give to the ED Animal Handler? I... Just want to say thank you to him...

-@meet-the-tracker

AAAA A RED!?!?

*He jumped and seemed cautious*

This isn't some.... elaborate scheme to attack us... is it?....

*The animals began to snarl from their cages*

[meet-the-tracker]

No no- Wait, okay?

Look uhm... I don't have any weapons on me I- Mierda...

*They sighed*

I'm just here to ask you something. I don't want, or did I plan to attack you.

[blu-animal-handler]

Huh... I- I still don't believe you but sure... what do you need?

*the animals calm down a little but they're still on guard. Jasper picks up a dog whistle and holds it at the ready... just in case*

[blu-animal-handler]

wa

WA

*echoes*

[blu-animal-handler]

Caught in 4k

AH- uh THAT WASNT ME

[blu-animal-handler]

*holding their pet ferret while talking to him*

Hey, you're Jasper- Right? I- know we're enemies, but... You know anything to give to the ED Animal Handler? I... Just want to say thank you to him...

-@meet-the-tracker

AAAA A RED!?!?

*He jumped and seemed cautious*

This isn't some.... elaborate scheme to attack us... is it?....

*The animals began to snarl from their cages*

[blu-animal-handler]

hug?

YESSIR!!!

*without warning Jasper leaps at you and pulls you into the tightest bear hug possible*

[blu-animal-handler]

Kitty :3

WOWZA WHAT A PRETTY KITTY THAT IS!!!

[blu-animal-handler]

Hamburbur

HAMBORGERER

Hehehe

[blu-animal-handler]

AWWWW HEYYYY YOU WANT TREATS?!?!

[blu-animal-handler]

What’s ur favourite animal :3

FERRETS DEFINETLY!!!

[blu-animal-handler]

Can

…

Can I play with ur hair

Oh yeah of course!!

*takes his hat off and bends down for you*

[blu-animal-handler]

Peepee poopoo

Bppthhhhttttttppbt

*tongue blowing raspberry thingy*

[blu-animal-handler]

Why did you decided to grow your hair out? Doesn't it bother you when you work?

*takes your hat and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

NOPE! I'm not sure actually, I just liked it longer.

HEY MY HAT!!!

[blu-animal-handler]

WOAHHH AMONG US!!! I love that game!!!