I am a married man.

"I am a very dumb man, love!" ((Hello! This is an RP/ask account for Rebornica's Jay AKA Blue Dad. All art used belongs to them unless specified. Welcome and enjoy the copious amout of dad jokes. ((Magic Anon: None, closed))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

#planesexualpilot grounded me.

I cri hard

[blue-padre]

Get off the computer. Grounded.

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

Ok so I kinda redrew this LOL

[blue-padre]

Oh my god.

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

@ all jay roleplayers

“Let’s fuse to make the world filled with jinga–!” Jay said :D

[blue-padre]

“Yes!”

[planesexualpilot]

Ask some stuff if you want!

Pilot: planesexualpilot

Mute: cycle-mute

Charles: charles-pimpking

Jay: blue-padre

[blue-padre]

Do you like Pokemon Jay?

“Yes!”

[blue-padre]

blue-dad

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((What if both of our Jays fused together to form a single entity?))

(x2 the jay x2 the jinga x2 the burning homes– sounds fun :D)

[blue-padre]

((Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak fires stronger.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

(We are the crystal jays)

[blue-padre]

((We’ll burn up everything.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((And if you think we can’t we’ll play jinga))

[blue-padre]

That’s why the people of this world

BELIEVE IN

Scarlet

Vendetta

and Jay

AND VANGEL!

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

You crystal clogs [replaces with Baguette]

[blue-padre]

All of Peridot’s fingers are just tiny baguettes.

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

(Omfg xddd )

[blue-padre]

I’m doing this. Hold on.

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((What if both of our Jays fused together to form a single entity?))

(x2 the jay x2 the jinga x2 the burning homes– sounds fun :D)

[blue-padre]

((Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak fires stronger.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

(We are the crystal jays)

[blue-padre]

((We’ll burn up everything.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((And if you think we can’t we’ll play jinga))

[blue-padre]

That’s why the people of this world

BELIEVE IN

Scarlet

Vendetta

and Jay

AND VANGEL!

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

You crystal clogs [replaces with Baguette]

[blue-padre]

All of Peridot’s fingers are just tiny baguettes.

[blue-padre]

Jay, may I say that you have a beautiful pair of eyes!

“Well, thanks!”

[blue-padre]

She vigorously patted his head. "Padre of the year, no take-backs."

*Squeaky toy noise.*

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((What if both of our Jays fused together to form a single entity?))

(x2 the jay x2 the jinga x2 the burning homes– sounds fun :D)

[blue-padre]

((Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak fires stronger.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

(We are the crystal jays)

[blue-padre]

((We’ll burn up everything.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((And if you think we can’t we’ll play jinga))

[blue-padre]

That’s why the people of this world

BELIEVE IN

Scarlet

Vendetta

and Jay

AND VANGEL!

[blue-padre]

Hello, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Jay and I’ll be singing “We are young” by Fun.

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((What if both of our Jays fused together to form a single entity?))

(x2 the jay x2 the jinga x2 the burning homes– sounds fun :D)

[blue-padre]

((Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak fires stronger.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

(We are the crystal jays)

[blue-padre]

((We’ll burn up everything.))

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

((What if both of our Jays fused together to form a single entity?))

(x2 the jay x2 the jinga x2 the burning homes– sounds fun :D)

[blue-padre]

((Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak fires stronger.))

[curiousgemstone-deactivated2016]

"That's a very nice fire extinguisher you have there. It would sure be a shame if something were to happen to it. :^)"

Jay, damn you.

[blue-padre]

“:^)))))”

[curiousgemstone-deactivated2016]

Vasati: *lays jenga*

//sigh// Your not gonna leave without me playing Jenga, are you Vas?

Ok then, but if my house burns down so help meme.

[blue-padre]

:^)

“I see I have a young pupil.”

[blue-padre]

"I regret punching you.... Because I could've done it so much haRDER!"

“Aw, what the hell?!”