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#jeff goldblum #folding his many limbed mortal form into a chair so that he may sing the final note in his aria of destruction and rebirth

THAT PHOTO IS FROM "THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY"

Pride is being secreted somewhere in the vastness of Blum. Pride and a great and terrible justice. But mostly pride because you knew the face of the overlord and knew the words to speak to show him reverence!!

#jeff goldblum #a harbringer of earth-shaking destruction and great cold inescapable beauty that consumes #on his way to reap the offerings

#jeff goldblum #at the conception of time and life #looking down on the sad and twisted creation of his own two immaculate hands #with both disgust and fondness

my camera is poop but it’s there, oh yeah, it’s real

LOOK! REGARD! This man-made relic of the overlord’s rule. LOVINGLY handcrafted by @moonsk8er‘s own trembling physical incarnation for fear that the overlord’s absence on their prayer table to the allseeing Blum would bring his frothy and swift wrath on their home.

#jeff goldblum #A telecommunication from the masses #submission

#jeff goldblum #real life footage of feeding process #about to actually eat another energy entity and grow more powerful and omniscient

#jeff goldblum #10 points to the blumsciple able to name that fillum #which mortal facade has he pulled over his immortal and coldly beautiful visage #WHICH MASK WEARS HE

I literally check this blog everyday because it is just that amazing :3

ANGELPUSSSS, we check on you all every night, too!

To ensure that your Blum-centric praise has taken place and to make certain your telepathic nodules are developing properly. ; v ; Just like Blumfather’s!!

#jeff goldblum #pictured here astride a sperm whale #aura on blast #the one true guardian of the sea and all its life

#jeff goldblum #the glow of afterlife settled around his shoulders like a shawl #laurence looks on in composed horror #*david guetta's seminal classic hey mama plays in the background*

I don't suppose you have that gif of Jeff's 3 seconds in Annie Hall? Because HOT DAMN

You are as important to the blumcosystem as the one divine tree man is himself and therefore I will pull it from the filthy depths of the internet.

Oh my. Multiple blumpas (blum pupas) have been sending sonic resonance to the central connection to the hive mind. Please spend time reflecting on the depth of the overlord’s wrath and the oceans of gratitude owed to him while I sort through and channel his dreams from his eternal and beautiful slumber.

#jeff goldblum #welcome #behind his eyes a universe built on excruciating pain and infinite worship of one central tree man awaits #the mouth opens only to unleash locust and honey rain

#jeff goldblum #do not let the welcoming visage fool you beneath this skin #lays an engine of great and terrible means and intention #bow and scuttle away #give thanks that today is not your day to be thrown on the pyre we have built to such a force of both magnanimity and cruelty #soon

Your captions are brilliant and hilarious. Thank you.

I have achieved near full cohesion with the center of the blumverse. You, my sweet wriggling blumling, are so close to breaching. Pop your blessed, weak-necked head out into the bright day and humming white noise of full immersion.

You are a beloved part of the Blum.

#jeff goldblum #remorse? pity? grief?#perhaps a cool recollection of all of the destruction he has caused #with his perfectly sculpted and immaculate immortal physical prison #what a capricious and beautiful overlord

#jeff goldblum #smiling #as he drives the last robot into a final extinction #the cruelly beautiful destroyer of the android people

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