MOVED to @blvck-coffee-dad

Old man (born 1978) still on Tumblr. Not here anymore. Please see the above-mentioned blog.

[blvck-coffee-dad]

I'm back, kids.

Seems only right to return on National Coffee Day, right? Reblog to help me find my former mutuals.

[bone-and-brawn]

Looks like @blvck-coffee-dad is my new Tumblr home. Come follow and reblog!

[bone-and-brawn]

I had a dream where I got to mount you on the couch on a Saturday morning. Apparently, I kept saying "Dad.... dad... dad..." in my sleep...🙈

Glad to know I still show up in some of y'alls dreams on occasion.

[bone-and-brawn]

I might come back to tumblr in the next few weeks.

[bone-and-brawn]

Well. If any of y'all are still here, @blxck-coffee-dad AND @blxckcoffeedad (and all attached blogs) just got termed.

I might appeal but it's probably better for me to spend less time on this hellsite for a while anyway.

Reblog for my moots, though. And feel free to come chat with me here.

[bone-and-brawn]

Well. If any of y'all are still here, @blxck-coffee-dad AND @blxckcoffeedad (and all attached blogs) just got termed.

I might appeal but it's probably better for me to spend less time on this hellsite for a while anyway.

Reblog for my moots, though. And feel free to come chat with me here.

[bone-and-brawn]

I went ahead and appealed, but only for my main and my studyblr to be restored. I don't really feel like I lost much by losing the explicitly smutty things.

If you'd like to, for now, follow @bearded-negro -- it's a backup I created long long ago and might now have use for.

Reblog for my moots.

[bone-and-brawn]

Well. If any of y'all are still here, @blxck-coffee-dad AND @blxckcoffeedad (and all attached blogs) just got termed.

I might appeal but it's probably better for me to spend less time on this hellsite for a while anyway.

Reblog for my moots, though. And feel free to come chat with me here.

[bone-and-brawn]

I went ahead and appealed, but only for my main and my studyblr to be restored. I don't really feel like I lost much by losing the explicitly smutty things.

If you'd like to, for now, follow @bearded-negro -- it's a backup I created long long ago and might now have use for.

Reblog for my moots.

[bone-and-brawn]

Well. If any of y'all are still here, @blxck-coffee-dad AND @blxckcoffeedad (and all attached blogs) just got termed.

I might appeal but it's probably better for me to spend less time on this hellsite for a while anyway.

Reblog for my moots, though. And feel free to come chat with me here.

[bone-and-brawn]

Men: Your Consent Matters Too

Fellas, listen.

You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.

Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to. Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay. Not sure about period sex? Cool.

And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.

[paganscissors]

protect sweet horny boys always 🖤

[bone-and-brawn]

Or, y'know... boys who aren't horny at all. Weird takeaway.

[bone-and-brawn]

Some of you dudes say the weirdest shit to women on here and you really should stop.

[ernstjungersdream-deactivated20]

Some of yall gals do the same , so just keep it away from kids and make sure there is consent.

[bone-and-brawn]

[bone-and-brawn]

“Some of you dudes say the weirdest shit to women and you really should stop” but you posted “gimme that ass” to user sabotagemylove’s pics🤔🤔🤔

I know, it's awesome to have friends here who don't mind me saying weird things to them. 🎉

[bone-and-brawn]

Pick one of these and ask me…

Have you ever?

Would you ever?

Would you rather?

[olderphilosopier]

Would you rather open your thighs and let me lick and suck your lips. I like to hear your moans and feel your quivering body under my face. Taste your juice, see your rolling eyes. Thats why i came to see you.

[bone-and-brawn]

Why are 50+ year old men on Tumblr like this? I'm about to hit my mid-40s and not even I understand.

If I somehow end up behaving like @olderphilosopier here at any point, please intervene. Thank you.

[bone-and-brawn]

Some of you dudes say the weirdest shit to women on here and you really should stop.

[bl7ckcapture]

Some of you girls too

[bone-and-brawn]

This post is specifically about dudes who say weird shit to women.

[bone-and-brawn]

Some of you dudes say the weirdest shit to women on here and you really should stop.

[agentx23]

and the needy dudes will continue to haunt the digital alleys and streets and foyers of the great MetaVerse since men with small minds can only think then act in small ways ......

let the carnival of fools continue then.

[bone-and-brawn]

...and some of you dudes are like Tumblr user @agentx23 here. You think that you're different, but you just save your weirdest shit for the uninteresting captions that you decide to add to every... single... thing that you reblog.

[blxckcoffeedad]

Hey.

This account is a backup/soon-to-be replacement for the original @bone-and-brawn. Since Tumblr started their little terminate-flagged-blogs spree a few months ago, it seemed like a good time to make a contingency plan.

With the way Tumblr works, if I follow you or I like/comment on any of your posts, it will come from this blog. This will likely be my only post here, though. See the below blogs for actual content…

@blxck-coffee-dad (18+) – my main blog, even though it’s technically a sideblog to this one. My everything-drawer. Shitposts, aesthetic things, coffee, kink, whatever else. Not a NSFW-focused blog, but enough risque content that I don’t want minors following there.

@coffee-dad-studying – my attempt at a studyblr, I guess? If you’re interested in the educational journey of a Black man in his mid-40s trying to finally earn his undergrad degree (and beyond?) after two failed attempts, take a look.

@just-strong-girls – barely used, but it’s my strong girl thirst blog. Not bodybuilder types. Think strong and thick–strength athletes (powerlifters, weightlifters, strongwomen, Crossfitters) and combat athletes (MMA, boxing, maybe even some professional wrestlers).

@gross-coffee-dad (18+) – smut. Disgusting. Nasty. Could be nuked by Tumblr at any moment, tbh. Only go here if you’re equally gross/horny and/or want to lose respect for me.

[blxck-coffee-dad]

Go follow my smorgasbord of blogs.

[blxck-coffee-dad]

If y'all start seeing follows/likes/comments from @blxckcoffeedad (without hyphens), don't worry.

That's still me.

I'm going to start transitioning to there from my @bone-and-brawn blog to use as my "hub" for my other blogs. Feel free to follow over there, even though there will be little-to-no new content.

Also, this blog is staying, of course.

[bone-and-brawn]

Fun date idea: open your fucking mouth for me and we’ll test your gag reflex

[dystopianapex-deactivated202206]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍💯💯💯

[bone-and-brawn]

This emoji string looks like something my dad would respond with if I texted him something even mildly chuckle-worthy.

[bone-and-brawn]

Some of you dudes say the weirdest shit to women on here and you really should stop.

[ihavealittlesecret]

Yes this is so accurate R xx

[switchxprince]

*second guessing everything I've ever said*

[bone-and-brawn]

Fantastic.

[onelittlekingdom]

Attention Agent Brawn. You have been reactivated.

@bone-and-brawn

[bone-and-brawn]

My literal, physical reaction to these...