C.E.O of Gay

I am...alive. Just don't be weird to me.

[saudadite]

it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

[shamebats]

[underwaterfraulein]

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[katarinanavane]

Drawing skeletons on rocks.

[imoanurparentsnames]

i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

[catasters]

[mariakono]

[bunny-in-heat-deactivated202309]

need someone to fuck me like they’re literally obsessed with me. like they just can’t get enough. like they literally can’t stop themself even if they tried. i want the only thing on their mind to be how good this feels and how sexy i am. i want them to be absolutely desperate to fuck me, desperate for me to make them cum. i want to feel like the hottest thing on earth when they fuck me, i want them to moan like this is literally the best thing they’ve ever felt. is that too much to ask.

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[phillip-bankss]

his phone is on silent in the other room, he has no idea what has happened during the last week

[anton-the-cock]

Enji: I am going to take you out

Toshinori: great! It's a date

Enji: that was a threat

Toshinori: I'll see you at seven!

[proxissima]

All Might: *does anything in Endeavor's general vicinity*

Endeavor:

[cheese-doorstop48]

Gays (at the bar edition)

Original:

[aesthetevolans]

wait a damn minute

so you're telling me

that the name of the quest where kaveh and alhaitham talk is called pride and prejudice

the story where they start as ""enemies"" because elizabeth takes mr. darcy's inability to express his feelings as hatred?

AND THEY GET MARRIED IN THE END?

HOYO CAN'T JUST DROP THIS LITTLE REFERENCE IN FOR NO REASON

[illusory-torrent]

"then i'm sure he packed up the leftovers for me" they’re so married it’s not even funny

[blusapp]

Alhaitham telling Kaveh "I love you" in different languages. When Kaveh asks what it means, Alhaitham brushes it off as him practicing the language. One time, Kaveh gets curious and decides to look for the translation. So the next time Alhaitham says it he replies with "I love you too" in the same language.

[666news-and-horoscopes]

[breastfedcigarette-deactivated2]

my balls itch