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B o n n i e B e n n e t t an independant canon-divergent TVD roleplay blog Mun & muse are BOTH 28 years old, but will NOT smut.Tracking: ⇢ bonniedoesmagic [ / ]SINCE 24/01/15WITCH - 25 - STUDENT This roleplayer took the Roleplay Anti-Hate Pledge BONNIE SHEILA BENNETT is a Bennett witch and a student at the Witmore College. She's best friends with Caroline Forbes and Elena Gilbert. She's extremely powerful for her years, as she had to be to help deal with all of the trouble that came to her small hometown, Mystic Falls.

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@fangedart asked: ❛ I’m looking for this guy. Bleach-blond hair, leather jacket, British accent, kind of… sallow? But in a hot way? ❜

SENTENCE MEME: 170 BUFFY SUMMERS QUOTES

"Is this a specific person you're looking for? Or are you looking for a date?" from the way the vampire described this man she was leaning toward the latter, or maybe a combination of both of the above.

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@fangedart asked: “ i’m like 104% tired. ”

NOT SURE WHICH MEME OOPS

"Specifically?" Bonnie teased, "So not... 105% or 103%?"

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@vervainlacedveins asked: “Why tidy your rooms when you can just use magic?”

NOT SURE WHICH MEME OOPS

"I try not to overuse my powers, but that would be nice. Never having to do the dishes again." Bonnie raised her eyebrows, "Wait! Were you hoping I'd magically tidy your room?"

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Sentence Meme: 170 Buffy Summers Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/blood mentions/supernatural references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Darn your sinister attraction. ❜

❛ You stabbed [name] to death. What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front? ❜

❛ Judgemental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out. ❜

❛ TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people. ❜

❛ They never just leave. Always gotta say something. ❜

❛ Oh come on! Stake through the heart, a little sunlight, it’s like falling off a log. ❜

❛ I have no time for orders. ❜

❛ [name], when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad … you suck. ❜

❛ You said it was big. You told me, but you never said it was huge! ❜

❛ He’s 243 years old. He doesn’t exactly get the prom. ❜

❛ So I’m treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose…and I don’t have a scratch on me. Which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface. ❜

❛ I don’t have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters. ❜

❛ What I want is the [name] that’s dangerous. The [name] that tried to kill me when we met. ❜

❛ Sex and death and love and pain – it’s all the same damn thing to you. ❜

❛ Have you completely lost your mind? ❜

❛ I’m not just some crazy person. I’m the Slayer! ❜

❛ You named your stake? Remind me to get you a stuffed animal. ❜

❛ I’m sixteen years old. I don’t wanna die. ❜

❛ It’s all [name]’s fault. She’s like poison. No, worse, she’s like acid that eats through everything. Maybe she’s a bomb. ❜

❛ You know, you really should watch your language. Someone didn’t know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk. ❜

❛ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm. ❜

❛ You sounded like Mr. Initiative. Demons bad. People good. ❜

❛ See, I didn’t think this was a popularity contest. I should have equal time to bake them cookies, braid their hair.. ❜

❛ There is something bad down here. Possibly everything bad. ❜

❛ [name] is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn’t his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot. ❜

❛ My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! ❜

❛ A bad omen and we just ignore it? There’s going to be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end. ❜

❛ Good.‘Cause I’ve had it. [name] is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that’s fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend! ❜

❛ This is [name]. He’s um.. It’s a really long story b-but he’s not bad anymore. ❜

❛ I don’t want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. ❜

❛ Say it’s true. Say I do want to… it wouldn’t be you, [name]. It would never be you. You’re beneath me. ❜

❛ I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the ones left standing. ❜

❛ Best of all… I’m not stupid. ❜

❛ Anyone else who wants to run… do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. ❜

❛ Look, I broke a nail, ok? I’m wearing a press-on. ❜

❛ So, what I’m wondering is, does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil? ❜

❛ I’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. ❜

❛ It was exactly you, [name], every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know. ❜

❛ I see one more display of testosterone-poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital. ❜

❛ I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of hell, and it’s going to swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. ❜

❛ I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out. ❜

❛ Oh! That’s my skirt! You’re never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them! ❜

❛ I hate it when they drown me. ❜

❛ Okay, I’m cookie dough. I’m not done baking. I’m not finished becoming whatever the hell it is I’m gonna turn out to be. ❜

❛ I’m looking for this guy. Bleach-blond hair, leather jacket, British accent, kind of… sallow? But in a hot way? ❜

❛ Death is what a slayer breathes, what a slayer dreams about when she sleeps. ❜

❛ A flare gun? If I find [name], I’m staking him, not signalling ships at sea. ❜

❛ It’s my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn’t make any friends, that I would have last month’s hair. I didn’t think there’d be vampires on campus! ❜

❛ There’s only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that’s us. ❜

❛ The fast-growing field of personal grooming has come a long way since you became a vampire. ❜

❛ The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help ‘cause your girlfriend’s a big ‘ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care. ❜

❛ You have fruit punch mouth. ❜

❛ You smell this bad when you were alive? ❜

❛ [name]’s a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection. ❜

❛ What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn’t even pack a lipstick? ❜

❛ If I need someone to scream like a woman I’ll give you a call. ❜

❛ Well, a man that worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust. ❜

❛ I accidentally killed [name]! That’s okay, right? ❜

❛ That’ll be then. When I’m done. ❜

❛ Do you have everything? Books? Lunch? Stakes? ❜

❛ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why. ❜

❛ I’m the one that dates dead guys. And, no offence, but they were hotties. ❜

❛ I haven’t processed everything yet. My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much fire bad; tree pretty. ❜

❛ Hey! Remember this? I took it from [name]. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick? ❜

❛ You know. No kick-o, no fight-o. ❜

❛ [name] has minions? ❜

❛ Oh yes! Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they’ve never met. It’s like Sleepless in Seattle if, if Meg and Tom were, like, minced. ❜

❛ What was the highlight of our relationship – when you broke up with me, or when I killed you? ❜

❛ You’re right. He’s manipulative and shallow… and why doesn’t he want me? Am I so repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you’d tell me, right? ❜

❛ We’re not ready? They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we’ll give 'em one. ❜

❛ You had sex with [name]? You had sex with [NAME]? ❜

❛ Sorry, [name]. Changed the locks. ❜

❛ Besides, I look cute in a tiara. ❜

❛ Oh, [name]! Of course it’s yes! ❜

❛ I’ll end up an old lady who can only live with cats. ❜

❛ Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical till I was at least forty. ❜

❛ I don’t have time for bondage fun. ❜

❛ She knows about viscera. Makes you proud. ❜

❛ They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train. ❜

❛ It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song “I Touch Myself”.. of course, I had no idea what it was about. ❜

❛ I’m working. Go away. ❜

❛ The one who, according to [name], is the, quote: “smartest, funniest, coolest, hottest, and having the thickest boy eyelashes boy in school,” and quote. ❜

❛ I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I’m too grossed out to hear anything you have to say! ❜

❛ Pop culture reference. Sorry. ❜

❛ How can you tell me you understand what those vampires are feeling? You aren’t a passion to them, you are a snack! A willing, idiotic snack. ❜

❛ You want credit for not feeding on bleeding disaster victims? ❜

❛ Let me answer that question with a head-butt. ❜

❛ Right now you’re asking yourself, “What makes this different? What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? ❜

❛ I-I was… just thinking, wouldn’t it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn’t a blood thing.. ❜

❛ Will you just hold me? ❜

❛ If it’s possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual. ❜

❛ I’m just worried this whole session’s gonna turn into some training montage from an 80’s movie. ❜

❛ How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first? ❜

❛ Not too crazy? Those are your credentials? ❜

❛ I can fool [name], and I can fool my friends, but I can’t fool myself. Or [name], for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. ❜

❛ Nooo… I think you’re up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in. ❜

❛ You’ve awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine. ❜

❛ I’m pretty spry for a corpse. ❜

❛ Oh, look at my poor neck… all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away. ❜

❛ This is a beautiful moment we’re having. Can we please fight? ❜

❛ And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men - evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, 'soon my electro-ray will destroy Metropolis’ bad. ❜

❛ We can’t actually do any of those things. You’d lose your soul, and besides, I don’t even own a kimono. ❜

❛ Doesn’t matter how well prepped you are, or how well armed you are. You’re a little girl. ❜

❛ Repeat until insane. ❜

❛ You’re in love with pain. Admit it. ❜

❛ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❜

❛ [name] seems so solid. Like.. he wouldn’t cause me heartache. ❜

❛ Okay, a scenario: you back off, I’ll back off, but you promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my Watcher and figure this out. ❜

❛ [name], your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good. ❜

❛ Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn’t it happen? ❜

❛ I don’t know. I kinda’ see [name] as the loyal type. ❜

❛ No, [name], it’s not you. You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me. ❜

❛ Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, [name]. ❜

❛ You’re disgusting. ❜

❛ Well, we’ll fix it. We’ll hit serious research mode. ❜

❛ Every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures. ❜

❛ Now might be a good time for your trademark stoicism. ❜

❛ So I told him that I loved him…and I kissed him.. and I killed him. ❜

❛ I’m getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you’re going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction… try saying that ten times fast. ❜

❛ [name] and I are getting married! ❜

❛ We’re going to the magic shop. No school supplies there. ❜

❛ [name] tried to kill me! ❜

❛ So you haven’t murdered anybody lately? Let’s be best pals! ❜

❛ I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you. ❜

❛ This is not gonna’ be pretty. We’re talkin’ violence, strong language, adult content. ❜

❛ I have to get away from that 'bad boy’ thing. There’s no good there. ❜

❛ Exactly. I’m sure [name] is flogging and punishing himself.. This is sounding wrong before I even finish.. ❜

❛ I just don’t want you to get your hopes up. ❜

❛ Oh, time has no meaning here. ❜

❛ Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots? ❜

❛ Right. I’m the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping. ❜

❛ Just look at you, [name]. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it’s all zip-a-dee-doo-dah? ❜

❛ You had to tie me up to beat me. There’s a word for people like you, [name]: loser. ❜

❛ Hey! I was intimidating here. ❜

❛ I know you guys think it’s just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it’s not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. ❜

❛ Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You’re in grave danger. I’ll see you next month! ❜

❛ We’re not friends. We never were. ❜

❛ Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. ❜

❛ Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That’s just terrific. Thanks for telling me. ❜

❛ You have a lot to learn about women.. ❜

❛ Aren’t you going to introduce me to your… Holy God, you’re [name]! ❜

❛ I got older. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m also a person. You can’t just define me by my Slayerness. That’s… something-ism. ❜

❛ My boyfriend had a bicentennial. ❜

❛ Boy, you’ve really thought this through. How bored were you last year? ❜

❛ This.. is not your business. It’s mine. ❜

❛ Hey, the way things were going, be glad that’s the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something. ❜

❛ Come on, you’ve been dating for what, like 200 years? You don’t know what a girl means when she says maybe she’ll show. ❜

❛ Well, when you’ve been around since Columbus, you’re bound to pile up a few exes. ❜

❛ D'you have any gum? ❜

❛ You know, I know what that looks like, but I-I swear it’s not what it looks like. It’s magic weed. It’s not mine. ❜

❛ I didn’t even break a nail. ❜

❛ God, [name], is that all you think about? ❜

❛ [name] didn’t set this up. [name] did. This is the wrapping for the gift. ❜

❛ You’re older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes. ❜

❛ Mom, I’m a Vampire Slayer. ❜

❛ You know, nothing’s really going to change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror. ❜

❛ I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?’. ❜

❛ Guys. The environment. I’m telling you, it’s totally key. The earth is in terrible shape, we could all die. ❜

❛ Unfortunately, that’s all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy. ❜

❛ You know what? I like the look. It’s um, it’s extreme, but it looks good, you know, it’s a leather thing. And, uh, I said extreme already, didn’t I? ❜

❛ What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn’t help. And I hate it! ❜

❛ It’s a stupid dance with stupid people I see every stupid day! ❜

❛ My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine. Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut, thereby securing a place for myself in the Geek Hall of Fame. ❜

❛ Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago. ❜

❛ There are two things that I don’t believe in: coincidence and leprechauns. ❜

❛ I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would’ve figured it out by now. ❜

❛ You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my MOTHER! ❜

❛ Don’t worry. They can’t come in unless they’re invited. ❜

❛ They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. ❜

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✨ [ NICO ] liked for a starter

"No, it's okay, don't worry." Bonnie shrugged her shoulders, "I'm just... tired." was all she said, but it was more than that. Bonnie wanted live to give her one break, just one, and the lack of that was eating at her slowly.

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GENERAL MEMES: Magic Themed 🌙✨🔮 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: magic, violence, death, addiction

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪” to reverse the characters where applicable!

🔮 - To ask my muse to try and read your muse’s future. 🌙 - For my muse and your muse to work together for a spell. 🎴 - For my muse to do a tarot reading for yours. 🤝🏼- For our muses to combine their powers to fight an enemy. 🥄- For my muse to teach/explain to yours how to brew a potion. ✨ - For my muse to tell yours that magic exists. 🌝 - For my muse to struggle to do a spell that your muse needed them to do. 🩸 - For my muse to overextend their magical abilities in front of/in defence of yours. 💀 - For my muse attempting to resurrect another muse. 🍂 - For my muse to use nature-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🔥 - For my muse to use fire-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌊 - For my muse to use water-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌍 - For my muse to use earth-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🧊 - For my muse to use ice-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. ⚡ - For my muse to use lightning/electric-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 💡 - For my muse to use light/energy-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌑 - For my muse to use dark magic to come to your muse’s aid. ✋🏼 - For my muse to attempt to use magic to heal yours. 💥 - For my muse to start to lose control of their magic in front of yours. 🍙 - For my muse to magically conjure our muses some tasty food.

SENTENCES:

“Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that potion!” “Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that spell!” “You shouldn’t use your powers for personal gain.” “They’re my powers, my magic, and I’ll use it to do what I damned well please.” “Why don’t you make yourself useful and start lighting the candles?” “What happened back there? It looked like that spell took a lot out of you.” “Love spells are fucked up, you know? You shouldn’t do that.” “Did you do that on purpose? You witch.” “Asshole stole my spell!” “Your magic has made you a monster.” “What happened to you [ name ]. What happened to the [ witch / fairy / etc ] I met at [ time / location / event ]? You’re a monster.” “Oh I’m the monster, look at them!” “This is bullshit, that’s not my future, you’re a fraud!” “Just because you don’t want to believe in it, doesn’t ,mean it’s not true.” “You can deny it all you want, but you saw it, magic is real.” “This school is where we learn how to control and use our powers, plus it’s nice to meet other [ witch / fairy / etc ] when you don’t really have anyone to relate to in the ‘real world’.” “I can do the spell, for a price that is.” “You shouldn’t take advantage of people who need your help, you should want to use your magic to protect them.” “Magic is one of the most powerful forces on this earth!” “Dark magic can be… addictive…” “It doesn’t work like that, magic can only do so much.” “What are you talking about! I’m the one in control! Look at what I can do!” “Magic doesn’t have to always come at a price, not if you use it properly.” “Magic always has a price.” “How did you do that!? That’s impossible!” “The dark magic, it turned [ him / her / them ] into a different person. It does that to people.” “I’m powerful and I’m pissed off, you do not want to get in my way.” “I had to wean myself off the dark magic on my own.” “I’m fine, it was just a big spell… don’t worry about me.” “I can’t control it, I can’t control my powers! I can’t stop!” “Breathe, just breathe, relax, you’re a powerful [ witch / fairy / etc ], you can take back control.” “That was flashy, but ultimately useless.” “How did you do that spell? Can you teach me?” “Magic is supposed to help people! You aren’t supposed to use it to hurt them.” “[ he / she / they ] is using dark magic, we need to stop them before something terrible happens.” “You can’t just use magic to solve all of your problems.” “Why tidy your rooms when you can just use magic?” “There’s no going back from it if you cast that spell.” “[ he / she / they ] tricked me into helping them with a dark spell. People got hurt. It was my fault.” “I can’t stop doing it, the dark magic, it’s addictive.” “Life isn’t always fair, I have magic, why shouldn’t I use it?” “I want to show the world how powerful I am, they should be afraid of me, I could wipe them all out with a thought.” “You’re losing control, you need to focus.” “Are you serious!? [ he / she / they ] is the most powerful  [ witch / fairy / etc ] I’ve heard of! We can’t stop [ him / her / them ], we don’t stand a chance!”

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✨ [ EVA ] liked for a starter

"Is everything OK? You look like you just saw a ghost." Bonnie paused before continuing her thought, "You... didn't just see a ghost did you?"

[bonniedoesmagic]

Ugh tumblr's taken it upon itself to not let me use <pre> text again. 🙄

So I need to figure out a new reply style. Tumblr really seems to hate people expressing themselves how they want these days huh? Like all the changes make tumblr more like all the things I hate about twitter and instagram. 😭😭😭

[bonniedoesmagic]

LIKE FOR A STARTER.

[clawsandsnark]

OK I got into Bonnie… 

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**pinterest quotes pt. two

“  i’m  just  a  waste  of  space.  ”

“  lying  is  like,  95%  of  what  i  do.  ”

“  am  i  a  villain  in  your  story ?  ”

“  even  the  shortest  conversation  with  you  makes  me  happy.  ”

“  turn  the  pain  into  power.  ”

“  people  who  say  the  sun  is  the  hottest  thing  in  the  universe  clearly  haven’t  met  me.  ”

“  cereal  and  alcohol  does  not  count  as  dinner.  ”

“  yes  it’s  dangerous,  that’s  why  it’ll  be  fun !  ”

“  i’ve  been  having  a  weird  time.  ”

“  how  have  you  survived  this  long  when  you’re  so  violently  self-destructive ?  ”

“  this  is  a  fine  place  to  have  a  nervous  breakdown.  ”

“  if  this  whole  world  was  watching,  i’d  still  dance  with  you.  ”

“  am  i  supposed  to  feel  something ?  ”

“  you  could  make  me  do  anything  with  that  voice.  ”

“  my  thirst  for  revenge  is  stronger  than  my  thirst  for  justice.  ”

“  i  may  be  smaller  than  most  people,  but  i  will  fight.  ”

“  i  want  answers.  ”

“  magic  comes  with  a  price.  ”

“  i’m  like  104%  tired.  ”

“  coffee  has  water  in  it.  i’m  doing  just  fine.  ”

“  you’re  affecting  my  mood  ring.  ”

“  what  if  i  choose  the  darkness  instead ?  ”

“  don’t  become  the  person  who  wrecked  you.  ”

“  i’ve  been  having  a  bad  day  for  the  past  several  years.  ”

“  i’m  terrified  that  if  i  try  my  hardest  i  still  won’t  be  good  enough.  ”

“  sorry  for  calling  you  a  bitch.  i  thought  you  already  knew.  ”

“  maybe  i  lied  when  i  said  i  was  okay.  ”

“  mathematically,  i  am  nearly  2%  tea  right  now.  ”

“  i’m  not  that  nice.  ” 

[memestm]

* .  ♡  sentence  starters  ft.  netflix’s:  the  society  1x01.

“  it’s  back.  the  smell.  “  

“  i  could  never  ever  do  that.  “  

“  you  should  tell  him  how  you  feel.  “  

“  you’ve  been  weighed  in  the  balance  and  found  wanting.  “

“  i  think  we’re  back  home.  “

“  well,  doesn’t  look  like  anyone  was  expecting  us.  “

“  maybe  everyone’s  asleep  ?  “

“  you’re  not  going  to  wait  for  me  ?  “

“  can  i  crash  with  you  tonight  ?  it’s  too  far  back  to  my  place.  “

“  hey,  it’ll  be  alright.  “

“  well  there’s  definitely  a  simple  explanation.  “

“  we  were  brought  back  here  by  mistake.  “

“  we’ll  figure  this  all  out  in  the  morning.  right  now,  we  should  just  go  home.  “

“  my  mom  doesn’t  leave  the  house  unless  you  drag  her  by  her  hair.  “

“  let’s  just  forget  about  it  tonight.  “

“  i’m  not  gonna  go  to  some  party,  alright  ?  you  go.  “

“  why  don’t  you  ever  join  in  ?  “

“  it’s  always  a  lot  less  fun  than  you  think  it’s  gonna  be.  isn’t  it  ?  “

“  i  have  a  confession  to  make.  “

“  you  can’t  just  do  that,  you  know  ?  change  everything.  “

“  we  can  talk  to  each  other,  but..  it’s  like  there’s  nothing  beyond  this  place.  “

“  someone  has  to  find  out  where  everyone  went.  “

“  the  point  is,  there’s  an  explanation  for  everything.  “

“  maybe  we’re  dreaming.  “

“  eventually  we’ll  get  back  to  the  real  world.  “

“  the  world  doesn’t  just  turn  upside  down  without  a  reason.  “

“  clever  is  not  the  same  thing  as  true.  “

“  if  there’s  people  out  there,  we  got  to  find  em’,  right  ?  “

“  we  have  to  figure  out  what  is  happening  to  us.  “

“  you  really,  really  need  to  get  over  that.  “

“  i  called  you  before.  i  just  needed  to  talk  to  someone.  “

“  what  i  did  is  not  the  worst  crime  in  the  world.  “

“  given  everything  can’t  i  get  a  tiny  break  ?  “

“  who  am  i  in  this  story  ?  “

“  am  i  the  one  who  has  to  die  so  everyone  else  lives  ?  “

“  am  i  the  one  who  turns  out  weaker  than  expected  ?  “

“  i  know  i’m  not  the  hero/heroine.  “

“  i’m  telling  you,  the  one  you  are  right  now..  you  don’t  want  to  be  that  one.  “

“  can  you  take  me  home  ?  “

“  i’ll  learn  how  to  take  care  of  you.  “

“  we’re  the  same.  you  have  to  stick  with  your  own.  “

“  i’m  not  feeling  well.  “

“  i’m  serious.  i  can’t  find  my  medicine.  “

“  you  need  to  get  out  there  and  you  need  to  do  something.  “

“  no  one  wants  to  hear  anything  from  me.  “

“  i  don’t  know  where  i’m  going.  there’s  nowhere  to  go.  “

“  what’s  so  special  about  me  ?  “

“  how  long  you  got  ?  “

“  today  feels  like  the  first  time  in  my  whole  life  that  it’s  the  right  time.  “

“  i  want  to  know  why  we’re  here.  “

“  what  if  there  is  no  why  ?  what  if  it  just  is  ?  “

“  you’re  looking  for  answers.  there  are  none.  “

“  i  would  rather  prepare  for  the  worst  before  the  worst  happens.  “

“  i  think  we  have  no  choice  but  to  share.  “

“  i’ve  thought  a  lot  about  dying.  i’ve  almost  gotten  used  to  that,  but  i  don’t  like  to  be  afraid.  “

“  we’re  all  alone.  this  isn’t  our  home.  “

“  i’ll  take  you  home.  “

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pls remember that even when:

you don’t get sent memes

you aren’t quite getting a lot of replies

you feel like your characterization is shit

when you feel like you don’t want to be here anymore

that i still love & care about you. i want you here. i will always want you here. your worth is not determined by the amount of asks or threads or followers you have. your worth can’t even be determined by anyone on this website. 

YOU DETERMINE YOUR WORTH. Love yourself today.  Love your blog. Love your muses. Chin up, lovely.

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Yellowstone season 1 sentence starters

❝ you deserve better, but the best thing i can offer you is peace ❞

❝ i’m making this up as i go, babe ❞

❝ don’t look at him, you’re dealing with me now ❞

❝ when you say “no” it must be the death of the question. if there’s a hint of maybe, the questions won’t stop until they find something you can’t say no to ❞

❝ i wouldn’t wish the week you’re having on my mother-in-law ❞

❝ the list of things i don’t want is endless. you telling me what to do is one of them ❞

❝ for every winner there’s a loser ❞

❝ politicians are like crabs: we move sideways to go forward ❞

❝ i notice you never ask for appliances with your pants on ❞

❝ if you act like a thief i will treat you like one ❞

❝ until they find a cure for human nature, a man must stand with his people ❞

❝ that tingle is the sensation of touching your destiny ❞

❝ ain’t many people who choose to side with us ❞

❝ resistance is the kind of thing that defines itself ❞

❝ this is the kind of ship that sinks everyone ❞

❝ i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but everything you know, and everyone you see everywhere is gonna die ❞

❝ shit, you might just cheat death yet ❞

❝ it’s only the things i love that die, never me ❞

❝ i don’t regret one sin i’ve committed, it’s the one i’m about to commit that worries me ❞

❝ don’t you dare invent a way to make this my fault ❞

❝ we are covered in evil, you and me. we gotta wash it off ❞

❝ all men are bad, but some of us try real hard to be good ❞

❝ if i’m gonna lose you, it’s gonna be because of what i did, not because i lied to you ❞

❝ it’s gonna get worse than this ❞

❝ when we said “make this go away” this isn’t what we fucking meant ❞

❝ every now and then, you say something that makes me think you’re smart. and then i look at you and that thought fades ❞

❝ if it’s gonna be alright, why are you taking a gun? ❞

❝ what did i do to make you think you can’t trust me? ❞

❝ i’m the opposite of progress, i’m the past catching up with you ❞

❝ this feels like something we’ll be discussing with a therapist ❞

❝ well it’s hard to measure “almost” because “almost” doesn’t matter ❞

❝ you act too meek, the whole place will eat you alive. you act too strong, whole place will test you ❞

❝ i just wanted to eliminate any illusion you might have of the west being won ❞

❝ look how broken you are and we haven’t even kissed yet ❞

❝ when you go to war with someone, you want ‘em emotional. you want ‘em angry. the more they feel, the less they think ❞

❝ living day to day isn’t living, it’s surviving ❞

❝ it’s the shame that hurts the most. but shame, it’s in the mind. you can turn that faucet off whenever you want to ❞

❝ they’re perfect for each other. both allergic to logic. ❞

❝ i know what you’re doing, you’re doing what you always do, you’re making a giant cry for help ❞

❝ you’re incapable of hurting yourself. it’s just everyone else you don’t mind beating up ❞

❝ if hating me keeps you from hating yourself, i’ll be that for you. that’s what family’s for ❞

❝ the longer she stays here, the worse she’s gonna get ❞

❝ i’m getting tired of burying your secrets ❞

❝ this is america, we don’t share land here ❞

❝ you have reason to hope ❞

❝ he didn’t do anything wrong. they were holding him on the ground like a fucking animal ❞

❝ right or wrong is not my job, keeping people safe is ❞

❝ it’s hell in every sense of the word, but it’s also exhilarating ❞

❝ i gotta be honest with you, i’m not an idealist. i don’t want you to think my goal is changing the world ❞

❝ they’re gonna look at you different, see you different. and then they’re gonna look at you like you’re less ❞

❝ the only reason you’re not choking on irony is the size of your mouth ❞

❝ you’re on the skinny road right now, be very careful where you put your feet ❞

❝ you ain’t gonna die, ‘cause if you die they’re gonna think i did this too ❞

❝ you invent situations to run from ❞

❝ if it’s the last thing you ever give me, give me the truth ❞

❝ it’s not your place to decide what you’ve earned ❞

❝ wanting something for yourself isn’t selfish ❞

❝ when’s the last time you did something just for you? ❞

❝ there ain’t no such thing as luck. but i sure believe in stupid, cause you prove it every fucking day ❞

❝ why does this always have to be the conversation with you? ❞

❝ i’m trying to get a handle on all these messes ❞

❝ i don’t think your bad luck’s run out yet ❞

❝ there’s something evil about this place ❞

❝ i don’t know how to get away from this place ❞

❝ you just don’t have a stomach for it and that’s a shame ❞

❝ that’s not a memory, that’s a dream ❞

[lilithmemes]

𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐒  𝐎𝐅  𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐘   :   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

with  birds  of  prey   having  come  out   ,   i  figured  i’d  make  a  meme  out  of  it.   i  can’t  promise  these  are  spoiler  free   ,   but  luckily   ,   it  won’t  spoil  that  much.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.     please  remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in.

❛   they  say  if  you  wanna  tell  a  story  right  ,  you  gotta  start  at  the  beginning.   ❜

❛   i  was  the  brains  behind  some  of  mr.  j’s  biggest  stunts.   ❜

❛   it  was  time  for   (  city  here  )   to  meet  the  new   (  character  name  )   ,   so  i  really  put  myself  out  there.   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  party  without  a  little  drama  ,  am  i  right  ?   ❜

❛   i  hadn’t  told  people  about  the  breakup  ,  but  you  have  to  understand  ,  being   ____ ‘s  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  gave  me  new  meaning.   ❜

❛   i  could  do  whatever  i  wanted  to  whoever  i  wanted.   ❜

❛   i  needed  to  find  a  way  to  show  the  world  that  i  cut  ties  for  good.   ❜

❛   lucky  for  me   ,   i  have  all  my  best  ideas  drunk.   ❜

❛   it  was  the  closure  i  needed.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  a  fresh  start.   the  chance  to  be  my  own  woman…   ❜

❛   do  you  know  who  i  am  ?   ❜

❛   she  just  updated  her  relationship  status.   sheis  about  to  find  out  that  a  lot  of  people  want  her  dead.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  snot  bubble  ?   eww  ,  gross.   ❜

❛   i  was  halfway  across town  ,  hungover  and  thinking  about  breakfast.   ❜

❛   turns  out  ,  i  wronged  a  lot  of  people.   ❜

❛   it  took  losing  something  i  truly  love  to  see  that  the  target  on  my  back  was  bigger  than  i  thought.   ❜

❛   hi  boys  !   meeting’s  over.   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  own  this  city  ,  not  just  the  east.   ❜

❛   ____  has  been  singing  at  ____’s  club  for  the  last  several  years.   ❜

❛   and  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  ,  i’m  all  on  my  own.   it’s  great.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  need  your  help  ,  i  got  this.   ❜

❛   you  got  this  ?   no  wonder  everyone  hates  you.   ❜

❛   all  these  years  i  thought  she  was  just  a  pretty  face  with  a  great  set  of  lungs.   ❜

❛   people  don’t  kill  people  i  own  without  my  permission  !   ❜

❛   this  is  spectacular  news.   if  she  doesn’t  belong  to  him  ,  she  belongs  to  me.   ❜

❛   in  the  storytelling  business  ,  this  dummy  swallowing  that  diamond  is  a  complication.   a  complication  that  i  didn’t  need right  now.   ❜

❛   for  all  your  noise  and  luster  ,  you’re  just  a  surly  little  girl  with  no  one  to  protect  her.   ❜

❛   call  me  old  fashioned  ,  but  i  always  thought  the  guy  was  supposed  to  get  the  girl  a  diamond.   ❜

❛   no  cop  ever  gets  anything  done  until  they’re  suspended.   ❜

❛   this  next  bit  ain’t  very  pretty.   ❜

❛   does  she  always  talk  like  a  cop  out  of  a  bad  80s  movie  ?   ❜

❛   they  call themselves  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  call  them  dorky  little  do - gooders.   ❜

❛   hyenas  really  do  have  nine  lives.   ❜

❛   i  made  the  kid  my  apprentice  ,  call  me  a  softy.   i  dare  ya.   ❜

❛   do  you  know  what  a  harlequin  is  ?   a  harlequin’s  role  is  to  serve.   it’s  nothing  without  a  master.   and  no  one  gives  two  shits  who  we  are  beyond  that.   ❜

❛   none  of  us  are  walking  out  of  here  unless  we  work  together.   ❜

❛   isn’t  this  fun  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  just  like  a  sleepover    —   we  should  order  pizza  ,  make  cosmos  !   ❜

❛   i’m  the  one  they  should  be  scared  off.   ❜

❛   unless  we  all  wanna  die  very  unpleasant  deaths  ,  we’re  gonna  have  to  work  together.   ❜

❛   psychologically  speaking  ,  vengeance  rarely  brings  the  catharsis  we  hope  for.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  hyena  in  a  bathtub  ?   ❜

❛   i  named  him  bruce  after  that  hunky  wayne  guy.   ❜

❛   it’s  time  for  gotham  to  meet  the  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  have  rage  issues  !   ❜

❛   hey  !   i  know  that  guy  !   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  learn  that  a  lot  of  people  want  me  dead.   ❜

❛   i’m  not  shopping  at  this  store.   i’m  robbing  this  store.   ❜

❛   paying  is  for  dummies  !   ❜

❛   fucking  fabulous  ,  if  you  ask  me.   ❜

❛   you  know  what  they  say   —   behind  every  successful  man  is  a  badass broad.   ❜

❛   who’s  having  a  good  time  ?   ❜

❛   i  told  you  she  had  a  killer  voice.   ❜

❛   aren’t  you  glad  you  wore  that  ?   sexy  and  bulletproof  !   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  fucking  bow  and  arrow.   it’s  a  crossbow.   i’m  not  twelve.   ❜

❛   you  killed  my  sandwich  !   ❜

❛   i  stole  your  ring.   ❜

❛   why  don’t  i  own  the  crossbow  killer  ?   i  like  crossbows  !   ❜

❛   what  a  way  to  start  my  new  life   ——   the  perfect  egg  sandwich.   ❜

❛   oh  !   you’re  that  psycho  chick.   ❜

❛   if  he  gets  the  diamond  ,  he’ll  be  unstopable.   ❜

❛   if  you  want  boys  to  respect  you  ,  show  them  you’re  serious.   shoot  something  ,  blow  it  up  !   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry  ,  kid.   i’m  just  a  terrible  person  i  guess.   ❜

❛   that  is  childhood  trauma  right  there.   ❜

❛   you  made  me  want  to  be  a  less  terrible  person.   ❜

❛   i  underestimated  you  ,  and  i’m  sorry.   ❜

❛   i’m  used  to  it.   ❜

❛   here’s  the  thing  about  new  love  ,  you  have  to  feed  it.  ❜

❛   i  was  never  an  establishment  kind  of  gal.   ❜

❛   if  you  ever  watched  any  cop  show  ever   ,   you  know  this  is  when  shit  gets  real.   ❜

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