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brooklyn 99 prompts !

❝ love. it sustains you. it’s like oatmeal. ❞

❝ how was i supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions? ❞

❝ i wasn’t hurt that badly. the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood’s supposed to be. ❞

❝ i forgot how to breathe. is it two in, one out? ❞

❝ and if you ever want a friend to sit with you and silently listen to death metal, just know i’m always here. ❞

❝ you’re fake news! sad! ❞

❝ with all due respect, i’m going to completely ignore everything you just said. ❞

❝ anyways i’m gonna cry in the bathroom. peace out, homies. ❞

❝ the phrase ‘’whodunit‘’ is a grammatical abomination. please use the proper term, a ‘’who has done this.‘’ ❞

❝ if i die, turn my tweets into a book! ❞

❝ and you can’t spell ‘’go fuck yourself‘’ without ‘’fuck you.‘’ ❞

❝ if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me. ❞

❝ everything is garbage. ❞

❝ because i’m a rascal. ❞

❝ nothing good ever happens. ❞

❝ TELL ME EVERYTHING. ❞

❝ well, did you tell them i feel so bad i have a tummy ache? ❞

❝ i don’t give a hoot! ❞

❝ did you just ‘’oh, damn‘’ yourself? ❞

❝ i’m cute about everything. ❞

❝ i have decided to stop fighting it, and lean in to the fact that i’m an idiot. ❞

❝ AHHHHH! ❞

❝ i’m sorry. i’m uncomfortable with emotions. ❞

❝ you are not a boring adult. ❞

❝ ‘’be myself.‘’ what kind of garbage advice is that? ❞

❝ you and i are close, and i value your opinion. ❞

❝ my brain is broken. i haven’t slept in 72 hours. ❞

❝ social media. it’s a fool’s game, and only a fool would play. ❞

❝ if you want results, stay the hell out of my way. ❞

❝ the question was, what is it about me that screams loser? ❞

❝ i’ve said ‘’excuse me‘’ more times this morning than i have in my entire life. TWICE! ❞

❝ if i don’t see you every day, i will forget who you are. i’m like a goldfish. ❞

❝ ugh, the world’s officially upside down. ❞

❝ you interrupted the song for that? ❞

❝ the hospital called. your test results came back positive. you are a stage 5 dumbass. ❞

❝ you know what, i just remembered that i’m late to leave. gotta go, bye. ❞

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FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE | STARTERS contains spoilers! send a prompt or send ✉ for a random starter. triggers apply.

the future isn’t set in stone. that’s what i always tell myself.

i’m sick of this! i’m sick of all of this!

it’s pretty old. be careful.

hold on to this. this anger. okay?

don’t worry. you’ll feel much better in the morning.

it’s okay, (name), it’s okay.

promise you’ll come and save me.  

got all the time in the world. 

don’t play dumb with me.

the thing is, this place isn’t safe now. i’m gonna take you somewhere safer, okay?

just try to hang on.

even if we’re not actually related, we’re still a family. a real family, in all the ways that matter.

almost there, (name). we’re almost there.

like they say. the only one who’ll look out for you is you.

now turn that thing off and let’s get you to bed, huh?

every day i went, to wait and to pray.

you owe me a pizza.

i’m sorry, honey. i wish i didn’t have to. i wish i could be with you all the time, i really do.

did you have a bad dream?

another day, another struggle. climbing stairs is so much trouble. 

your friend fought a house?

today’s your unlucky day, ‘cause i never miss.

we’re cool. everything’s cool. 

there is no room for sentiment or guilt.

what’s that weird, sweet smell? and why do i feel so dizzy?

mister first class. first class asshole!

everyone on tv’s talking about it.

c’mon. aren’t you worried what might happen in there?

i’ve fought scarier things in my sleep.

that’s what heroes do. they save people.

‘’monster burger‘’? they use monster meat!?

about that. we should talk. outside. 

i miss it. the steel sky.

you’ll come back, right?

goddamn you! goddamn you all!

what the – you okay, buddy?

you should head back to seventh heaven, meet up with the gang.

band’s back together.

it’s stupid. i know that crying’s a waste of time.

for real, though, we need to talk victory poses. 

promise me. don’t let it be for nothing.

i sometimes have to do bad things.

some believe the promised land to be a myth. others, an allegory of sorts.

i’ll march through the streets singing your praises – even on an empty stomach.

if you’re about to unburden yourself, don’t. 

a whole lot of normal people with families and friends work for shinra. people just trying to support their loved ones as best they can. i know it’s not exactly a revelation, but it’s easy to forget.

you made it. though, i might not.

okay. and then we kill the son of a bitch.

it was a lot to deal with, but we were happy.

the news is just another shinra mouthpiece.

you hear that suit? shinra creed my ass. 

is it our destiny to defy destiny? it’s an interesting question.

been thinking. was all that necessary?

i know i need to let go, but i can’t. i need closure, ‘cause without it, i’ll never be able to move on. 

always happy to help stick it to shinra.

but through suffering, you will grow strong. isn’t that what you want?

i’ll be fine. you’ve seen how much ass i can kick. 

even when you’re all alone, don’t you hear voices whispering secrets?

careful now. that which lies ahead does not yet exist.

i know we have to think big if we’re going to make a difference, but not like this.

oh, jeez, (name), if you could see the look on your face…

it’s a miracle you’ve managed to stay alive this long.

what, you some kind of purist? 

it was us. we did this. 

mako’s the essence of life itself. of memory and hope.

just like you. so suck it up, ‘cause i’m not leaving.

okay. now i’m mad.

the hell kind of ‘’research‘’ is this.

once the lights come on, it’s go time.

yeah, have you heard the phrase ‘’living hand to mouth‘’? 

gotta do my part to clear the path before you steal the show.

get your ass behind cover! now!

this place is scary in a lot of ways.

this had better not get in the way of our plans.

crazy-ass thing made me wanna puke. and not just ‘cause of the presentation, but the content too.

go in through the back door when the coast is clear.

got your lethal force right here, asshole! 

it’s a shame you won’t get to try the midgar special. you would’ve really liked it.

find something you enjoy and stick with it. put your heart and soul into getting better. it’s as simple as that.

with your help, we won’t need luck.

they took everything from us. again.

so i got an idea. frontal assault. guns blazing. make for a good story.

you wanna explain yourself, partner?

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the haunted mask prompts !

❝ it’s all a bad dream. i’m going to wake up. ❞

❝ i was looking everywhere for you. ❞

❝ the mask made me do it. ❞

❝ why, so you can laugh at me some more? ❞

❝ i hate mints. ❞ 

❝ no, no, no, no, no, no. that’s too dangerous. ❞

❝ there you are. do you realize what time it is? ❞ 

❝ i don’t like being scared. i – i don’t like being afraid, okay? ❞

❝ well, we’ve hit almost every house in the neighborhood. ❞ 

❝ what happened to your hands? ❞ 

❝ i love you, i really do. ❞

❝ there’s no bottom to this mask. there’s no line in between the mask and your skin! ❞

❝ only you can, with a symbol of love. ❞

❝ you’re so scare-able, that’s all. ❞

❝ shut up, shut up, shut up! ❞

❝ i have been waiting to do that all night. ❞

❝ oh, it’s me. it’s who i used to be. ❞

❝ hey... don’t look at me like that. ❞

❝ how’d you change your voice like that? that was the scariest part. ❞ 

❝ but it’s too weird for words. ❞ 

❝ okay, okay. don’t have a fit. ❞ 

❝ i’ve had a long, weird night, that’s all. but everything’s okay now. ❞

❝ you’re like somebody else. somebody i don’t even know. ❞

❝ those aren’t my eyes. where are my eyes? who am i? ❞

❝ it’s just a mask. ❞

❝ that “old bag” said she’s calling the cops on you. ❞

❝ did you buy it at that weird store? ❞

❝ i don’t care! i’m freaking out here! ❞ 

❝ this is my night. halloween is my night. ❞

❝ i was like you. i did not love myself. ❞

❝ this isn’t me. this isn’t me in here! ❞ 

❝ oh, it’s just a funny mask, hon. don’t be afraid. ❞

❝ i’m just staying in character. you know, gettin’ in the mood. ❞

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sw: the prequel trilogy prompts !

❝ now be brave and don’t look back. ❞

❝ it’s not the jedi way. ❞ 

❝ this time, we’ll do it together. ❞  

❝ but you can’t stop the change. any more than you can stop the suns from setting. ❞

❝ i...i killed them. i killed them all. ❞  

❝ why do i get the feeling you're going to be the death of me? ❞ 

❝ good. twice the pride, double the fall. ❞ 

❝ it’s...it’s too late. ❞

❝ don’t worry. i’ve given up trying to argue with you. ❞

❝ there's no doubt the mysterious warrior was a sith. ❞

❝ we live in a real world. come back to it. ❞ 

❝ will i ever see you again? ❞    

❝ i will be the most powerful jedi ever, i promise you. ❞

❝ that is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way. ❞ 

❝ if you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy. ❞  

❝ to be angry is to be human. ❞

❝ the ability to speak does not make you intelligent. ❞ 

❝ sometimes there are things no one can fix. you’re not all-powerful. ❞   

❝ is it possible to learn this power? ❞

❝ in time, you will learn to trust your feelings. then, you will be invincible. ❞

❝ you’re breaking my heart. ❞  

❝ don’t center on your anxieties. keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs. ❞

❝ they’re dead. every single one of them. ❞

❝ what does your heart tell you? ❞ 

❝ don’t you see? we don’t have to run away anymore. ❞            

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sw: the clone wars prompts !

❝ listen, i would never let anyone hurt you. ❞

❝ i’ve been having dreams. bad dreams. ❞

❝ you called this “home”. ❞

❝ learning this could save your life and those around you. ❞

❝ i got a big headache. ❞

❝ a great leap forward often requires taking two steps back. ❞

❝ you’re reckless, little one. ❞ 

❝ you carry a great sadness in your heart. ❞

❝ you’ve been through quite an ordeal, little one. ❞

❝ sometimes it takes courage to stick to one’s beliefs. ❞

❝ take heart, little one. ❞

❝ old sins cast long shadows. ❞

❝ i should've paid more attention. i should’ve tried harder. i -- ❞

❝ how simple you make it, light and dark, as if there is one without the other. ❞

❝ you don’t have to look tough to be tough. ❞   

❝ see? i’m flesh and blood, just like you. ❞

❝ you and i go way back. if that’s where you feel your place is, then that’s where you belong. ❞

❝ i don’t need mind tricks to get you to talk. ❞ 

❝ is it worth being beaten to death? ❞

❝ thanks for coming after me. ❞

❝ sometimes the line between friend and foe is blurred. ❞

❝ this isn’t a mission for learning. you either do or die. ❞

❝ and if you don’t slow down, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for. ❞

❝ grow up. ❞

❝ in my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them, no matter what. i guess it’s just who i am. ❞

❝ buildings are just buildings. what really makes a city are the inhabitants who live in it. ❞ 

❝ when you’re a kid, you hear stories. i guess they’re not what i thought they would be. ❞  

❝ this is the only way. trust me. ❞

❝ not too talkative, are you? ❞

❝ sometimes in war, it’s hard to be the one that survives. ❞

❝ you couldn’t be a greater disappointment. ❞

❝ if i’m not with you, who else will have your back? ❞ 

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lamb prompts !

❝ let me hold your hand. ❞

❝ you don’t remember any of it? ❞ 

❝ said it was a crap idea. ❞ 

❝ we’re going to bed. that’s what. at least you are. at your age you need a full night’s sleep. ❞

❝ quit the clowning. ❞

❝ they’re sparrow tracks. ❞

❝ you mean you and me? ❞

❝ i’ll get it. don’t worry. ❞ 

❝ makes you look like a baddie. ❞ 

❝ yeah, like a baddie in a cowboy film. ❞

❝ what the hell was everybody talking about? ❞

❝ you’d better lie down. ❞

❝ that’s rule number one. there is no need for language like that. ❞

❝ there are some things you shouldn’t forget about. ❞  

❝ rule number two is that you go to bed when i say. ❞

❝ leave room for something else. ❞

❝ but this compromise eventually gave way to not praying at all. ❞

❝ never mind. some day i’ll explain. ❞   

❝ you’re all bones. ❞ 

❝ try to get some sleep, son. ❞ 

❝ it would be a pure act. ❞

❝ look, i love you. i will not run away from you because i love you. ❞

❝ you had something you wanted to discuss with me? ❞

❝ i don’t give a shit one way or the other. ❞ 

❝ pray for a miracle. ❞

❝ obedience is a very rare virtue. simple people have it, and it tends to go hand in hand with humility. ❞

❝ the only bit i can remember is just before. just before it starts. ❞

❝ do you know when you are writing on a blackboard and the chalk slips and you scrape your nail up against it? ❞ 

❝ it’s everything, everything about this place. what it stands for. ❞

❝ i don’t like leaving you alone for so long. anything could happen. ❞ 

❝ do you want me to read some more? ❞  

❝ it’s as bad as i’ve seen you. ❞  

❝ your face is dirty, and your hands. ❞  

❝ it was motivated by love. ❞

❝ get out before i hit you. ❞

❝ fuck the rules. ❞ 

❝ when you have whittled away everything that makes you who you are, then that is your true self. ❞   

❝ the question is whether to get out tonight or first thing in the morning. ❞ 

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earl prompts !    

❝ why are you doing this to yourself? ❞

❝ luck lasts for a few hours, sometimes a day or two, but not a lifetime. ❞

❝ please come upstairs and i’ll give you something to eat. talk to me for a minute. ❞

❝ there are just so many thoughts inside my head all the time. ❞

❝ i’m so full, i think i’m just going to go to bed. ❞

❝ robbing people was a way of making money, taking someone’s jacket was a way of staying warm. ❞ 

❝ it’s like i wouldn’t be where i’m at. not just physically where i’m at, but mentally where i’m at. ❞ 

❝ honey, this is all because of you and you have to pay the consequences. ❞

❝ i decided the only way to cope was to stay to myself. ❞

❝ hold on, hold on. let me think for a minute. ❞

❝ that hurt. that hurt bad. ❞

❝ the holidays are over. now it’s time for you to go back where you belong. ❞

❝ do you ever have nightmares? ❞ 

❝ i’m just so glad to see that you’re okay, baby. you had me so scared. ❞

❝ it felt like family, real family. ❞

❝ after a while it became normal. if that’s all you know as a kid, you get used to it. ❞ 

❝ i’ll make the best french toast you’ve ever had. ❞

❝ what do you mean “bright”? is there a light bulb over my head like in the cartoons? ❞  

❝ okay, baby, well you just stay right here. ❞  

❝ how about “i love you” or “i miss you” or “you look good”? ❞

❝ everyone crowded around and then somebody gave me a jacket to put under my head and i just lay in the street until the ambulance came. ❞ 

❝ a home is what you make it. ❞

❝ aren’t you too young to be buying beer, son? ❞   

❝ i was used to being locked up. ❞

❝ now i know that i didn’t try very hard either, but i was the child. ❞

❝ but for some reason, even though i was badly hurt, i didn’t feel nothing. ❞

❝ just make sure it rhymes. ❞   

❝ i was playing by myself in the street and found a dime. ❞

❝ but the good feeling didn’t last long. ❞

❝ for a time, i didn’t give a fuck. it was more like an adventure. ❞ 

❝ you wanna go where? to do what? ❞ 

❝ as long as you tell the truth, i will always support you. ❞

❝ it was also the place to find the best sunday dinner. ❞ 

❝ it’s crazy how different songs can bring you back to a certain memory. ❞ 

❝ i needed some money. i was hungry. ❞

❝ but if you give me a soul, i’ve got that for life and i’m going to try my best to bring it to the right place. ❞ 

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mr. probz prompts !  

❝ took the road less traveled. giving thanks to the gravel that got me here. ❞

❝ i’m stuck here in between. i’m looking for the right words to say. ❞ 

❝ what’s giants when you know you’ve got just one stone to throw? ❞

❝ you’d be silly to plan your life around me. ❞

❝ looking at a photo with a kiss and a come home soon. ❞

❝ i saw the truth getting killed while they’re holding their breath. ❞

❝ don’t try to call me like there’s nothing wrong. ❞

❝ talking to your loved ones through a window. days, hours, minutes winding down real slow. ❞ 

❝ they know nothing about bullet holes and that silence. ❞

❝ i wish i could make it easy. easy to love me. ❞ 

❝ lost a lot of close people on the way. memories were celebrated the same day. ❞  

❝ got the devil in my blood stream and i’m so high, but it just won’t go away. ❞ 

❝ took me long enough to find out that time out just saved my soul. ❞ 

❝ i’m counting faces in the skyline and all i can see is the road ahead. ❞ 

❝ you’re lying to yourself with no pause. ❞

❝ i’m doing circles like i’m living in a fish bowl. they say a shark drowns if it don’t swim. ❞

❝ who are you to judge in this city of love? when we’re only just american dreaming? ❞

❝ i remember falling down, falling down to my knees, praying i won't be the next one to fall to these streets. ❞ 

❝ but a cut don’t heal when it’s soul deep. ❞

❝ love is a game we play. ❞ 

❝ i’m stuck on this drive that’s just everyday life. ❞

❝ there were times i was lost and no one looked for me. ❞ 

❝ everybody is looking at you in their rear view. ❞ 

❝ my hands keep shaking, death knocking on my chest, i can’t let it rest. ❞

❝ i swear everything that glitters ain’t gold. ❞

❝ the apple never fell far from home and nobody’s picking up their phone. ❞

❝ would you like me if i had a gun? dodging cops? always on the run now? ❞

❝ we are all products of the earth. just to grow, we need a little dirt. ❞

❝ i kept swimming upstream with a pocket full of nickels and a fist full of dreams. ❞

❝ born alone and i’m gonna die the same way. ❞ 

❝ screaming at the top of my lungs, the fuck’s going on! ❞

❝ we share the same blood and in a way we share the same fears. but i was never like you. ❞

❝ you throw me in the dark like my pain is your fuel. ❞

❝ they told me i couldn’t fly with these broken wings. ❞