LMAO YOU WILD.

“NANCY JO. THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS CALLING. I’M CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOUR STORY. THERE’S MANY THINGS THAT I READ IN HERE THAT WERE FALSE. LIKE YOU SAYING THAT I WORE SIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BEBE SHOES-” “29 DOLLARS!!!” “EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!!!”

[scullyedits]

please like if you save/use

[gondwana]

homophobia is monica marrying chandler instead of rachel

[gondwana]

homopbia is chandler marrying monica instead of joey

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

homophobia is ross

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

[turndownforsatan]

Solidarity

[forestlymph]

Every man? Is a Fucking idiot

[colombianomarica]

[multi-trashx-blog]

Wow, more casual sexism on Tumblr. Hooray 🙃🙃🙃

[colombianomarica]

[3rdeyechakra]

reblog to shove a white twink

[tkyle]

can we make this go viral

[realitytvgifs]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

[hipsterdinosaurs]

[afro-elf]

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

[werewolfofsector2814]

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

[afro-elf]

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

[xanaxandcoffee]

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

[ludaprilgate]

entering 2019 like

[ilovemusicalyy]

[snorlaxatives]

i’ve never liked country music but ‘rainbow’ by kacey musgraves instills a sense of hopefulness and elation in me that no song ever has before… when she says “it’ll all be alright” at the end i’m like 😩😭😫 yeehaw everything’s gonna be okay

[snorlaxatives]

this performance….. so heavenly 

[ch-ords]

Visit Original Link

I’m With You // Avril Lavigne

[kylieminogued]

[narrie]

SHE TAUGHT ME LOVE SHE TAUGHT ME PATIENCE AND SHE HANDLES PAIN 

[beldeneige]

THE WHISTLE NOTES BITCH

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[meanplastic]

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.