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"I ain't giving up 'til I'm six feet deep in the ground." Tiberius Independent Fandomless OC Semi-Private, Semi-Selective (Just hit me up really.)

[borealisms-blog]

Since I got a few new followers, I wanted to make sure that you all know I want to interact with all of you! I mean, following is a sign of  wanting to interact, but yadda yadda…

LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER!

[borealisms-blog]

Since I got a few new followers, I wanted to make sure that you all know I want to interact with all of you! I mean, following is a sign of  wanting to interact, but yadda yadda...

LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER!

[jerome-collinge-blog]

[zoephoebe-deactivated20180520]

reblog and bold yours

[borealisms-blog]

Zodiac Sign: Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces

Myers-Briggs: ESFP | ISFP | ESTP | ISTP | ESTJ | ISTJ | ESFJ | ISFJ | ENFJ | INFJ | ENFP | INFP | ENTP | INTP | ENTJ | INTJ 

Four Temperaments: Sanguine | Melancholic | Choleric | Phlegmatic 

Celtic Zodiac: Birch (The Achiever) | Rowan (The Thinker) | Ash (The Enchanter) | Alder (The Trailblazer) | Willow (The Observer) | Hawthrone (The Illusionist) | Oak (The Stabilizer) | Holly (The Ruler) | Hazel (The Knower) | Vine (The Equalizer) | Ivy (The Survivor) | Reed (The Inquisitor) | Elder (The Seeker)

Soul Type (one test): Hunter | Caregiver | Creator | Thinker | Helper | Educator | Performer | Leader | Spiritualist

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor | Hufflepuff | Ravenclaw | Slytherin

Alignment: Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good | Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral | Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

Dark Triad: Psychopathy | Machiavellianism | Narcissism 

The Animal in You: Lion | Tiger | Dolphin | Bear | Wild Cat | Fox | Weasel | Badger | Dog | Otter | Wolf | Sea Lion | Wild Dog | Walrus | Gorilla  | Deer | Rhinoceros | Hippo | Sable | Horse | Sheep | Mountain Goat | Warthog | Zebra | Baboon | Elephant | Bison | Giraffe | Cottontail | Mole | Bat | Porcupine | Beaver | Prairie Dog | Shrew | Mouse | Eagle | Rooster | Owl | Swan | Peacock | Vulture | Penguin | Crocodile | Snake

Life Path Number: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 11 | 22

Rosenberg Self Esteem Scale: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30

Brain Lateralisation Test: Left | Right | Equal

[headlless-archive]

          “That’s it. I’m drowning myself in the harbor. It’s official.” 

[borealisms-blog]

                      “Ah, come on- It can’t be that terrible, right?“

[howyouidolizedme-blog]

An almost devilish smile tugged at MEME’s lips as she listened to his own introduction. What a lovely day, she was going to be put to good use! After all, she was designed to be the p e r f e c t wife, so why wouldn’t she help the other? The only problem was, she was a program, and he was a human, so she couldn’t exactly…

She couldn’t exactly be able to help. Was he expecting her to look something up for him? That’s not helping– Or, at least not to MEME, and even so, she couldn’t figure out… She can’t look stuff up, really. She’s just there for viewing pleasure, but she didn’t know that last tidbit.

“MEME-chan’s very glad to meet you, Master~” She purred, hips swaying a bit as she locked her hands behind her back. “Ne? Help you? I don’t know how I can be able to help you, Master, but just tell me and I’ll figure out how to help you!” She beamed. At least MEME was willing to help, in any way she could, even if it would result in crashing, or worse.

Hey, wait, why did her speech pattern change? Must be a bug.

[borealisms-blog]

His expectations for MEME were probably far from what she had been programmed for, but Tiberius had never interacted with something like her before, so any knowledge about what she could and couldn’t do was practically nonexistant. Still, he wasn’t gonna let this moment pass in relatively awkward silence - even if talking to a digital girl on a tablet could be seen as exactly that, awkward - but instead tried to make the best out of it, trying to give the cute girl what she wanted - something to do. But what exactly would that be?

The change in her speech pattern didn’t go unnoticed, but Tiberius gave it no attention - deeming it completely normal for the program to refer to herself in first person, he simply moved his attention back to the meal he was preparing for his family. Taking a small fork to speed up the process, he started mixing up a marinade for later, free hand tapping the side of the bowl as he started to think of something - until he got an idea, causing him to look at his device’s screen again, flashing MEME a grin. “Ah, MEME! I got it. I gotta put the meat into the fridge and let it cool for... 10 minutes, I believe. Can you keep an eye on the time?”

[viincentius-deactivated20150821]

flips down shades gettin all the bitches up in here.

[borealisms-blog]

I’m seriously pondering whether the term mindfuck can be applied here.

[viincentius-deactivated20150821]

like i said i dont read homestuck.  that and when i see vince i dont see dave so… i have no clue where that shit comes from

[borealisms-blog]

Yeah, true, you said that. Weird... Well, my best bet would be that your subconscious did the connections there, though the hitting on part is pretty fucked up.

[viincentius-deactivated20150821]

Add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00 10. been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00 16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

[borealisms-blog]

(via she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[ezrihel-deactivated20150830]

“Well, that’s pretty fucking cool. I know that one time in History class, we watched a thing about some guy being seven feet tall and he ended up dying at a really early age. Are you gonna die in your thirties too??”

[borealisms-blog]

“Would’ya look at that - I think I watched that same documentary! I’ve been taller than the rest from the get go, so some of the kids gave me these sideglances. Can’t blame ‘em tho’. Back to your question -” He raised his hands as if trying to defend himself. “I sure hope not! Got lot’sa things I still wanna do. And I try to stay healthy.”

[howyouidolizedme-blog]

borealisms

It was everyday a mysterious program was downloaded

onto a gullible person’s computer or mobile device.

HOWEVER

it wasn’t everyday it was an executable titled “MEME.exe.”

It sounded like something full of those strange things on

the internet. But once it was opened, a slender yet curved

body was bouncing about for the computer’s owner.

“Hello hello, Master! Thank you for downloading Program XXXX,

created by ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Industries! What can MEME-chan do for her

master today~?” Her voice was as silky as desire in her veins, her

eyes filled to the brim with pure glee-

or was that lust?

[borealisms-blog]

He had heard about artificial intelligences before, but Tiberius had to admit that this was the first time he had come into contact - if you could call it that - with one of them. The shinobi had learned of the particular program on an online board which he had stumbled upon only recently, and perhaps he was lacking the sense of suspicion that would have prevented him from downloading some random .exe. With nothing to stop him, the program was opened on his tablet computer which he always carried around when he was working in the kitchen of his apartment, with the appearance of the strange girl causing the man to stop what he was working on to take a closer look at what the was dealing with. “... Huh...“

After her listening to her... its(?) short introduction, the human seemed to stare at the girl for while bit, trying to come up with anything this... program could do for him. After a few seconds of awkward silence, he lifted his head to look around the kitchen - and finally, at the piece of meat he had been tenderizing before the launch of the program. “Ah, uh, hi there... Meme-chan.” The suffix felt weird, even though one of his best friends was able to speak bits of Japanese. “M’names Tiberius. Can you assist me with my cookin’?”

[hcmicidalqueen-deactivated20150]

                 The queen was one to keep around attractive ‘specimen’ as she liked to say so when coming across ANY, she had to offer something that one wouldn’t be able to refuse. Even if it meant submitting someone to mundane work that could keep their wallets happy. Surging with amusement, she rocked back and forth on her heels in a playful manner.                 “You see~ I am looking for new recruits for my business and you look like a strong, capable man - my wages are high but the jobs are simple enough, so I was wondering: are you interested?”

[borealisms-blog]

                Ever since he and his family had suffered the loss of their master - and with him, their father figure - things had drastically changed for Tiberius and the rest. Gone were the days of (relative) peace, in which the four of them had nothing to worry about but their next mission, for he had always taken care of the rest, training, organisation, income. Now that he was gone, it fell to his friend Alaricia and himself to take over that role as the elders of the team, the latter working part time in order to bring in some money aside from their contracts - and also to have a viable cover up story in case people asked questions. Grasping the bag of contents a little bit tighter, the man slightly furrowed his brow before answering.

               “That’s... an awful nice offer, trust me. But I already have a job - besides, what sort of work are we talking about here?”

[ezrihel-deactivated20150830]

borealisms;;

“– – Holy fuck, someone who is actually TALLER than me. That’s a fucking first– you look ready to fuck someone up, too. This is awesome.”

[borealisms-blog]

“... About thaaat... I used to, uh, fuck people up. Kinda retired from that tho’. Still, I’ll take it as a compliment. That and my height. A fucking giant’s what I am, yeah!”

[borealisms-blog]

I just watched the entire “season” of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls with friends.

please kill me i’m dead inside

[hcmicidalqueen-deactivated20150]

borealisms liked for a starter

               Eyes had seemed to linger upon the male, intrigued over their physical appearance but not in the usual way someone would admire someone’s looks. Scrutinizing a little bit more, Kagura stands up from where she was standing and approaching them.              "Excuse me, I have a bit of a business proposal for you, would you be willing to hear me out?“

[borealisms-blog]

              He had been on his way home from a little trip into the city, bag filled with groceries - amongst other things - being the result of such an endeavor, when he was surprisingly called out by a stranger on the streets. Not that he minded, he just didn’t expect someone to approach him. Stopping when the other had almost reached him, he took the time to adjust the cap adorning his head, free hand waving at her as means of a greeting before replying to her question.

            "Sure, I’m in no hurry.” Lips turn into a smile. “What’s the matter?”

[ofdomination-blog]

The movements came easy to her, pulling, pushing, kissing, biting. She had enough experience with the subject, sneaking out to meet up with some stranger, allowing herself to be thrust into for the sake of distracting herself. It seemed as if she had no control over her life at all, she didn’t care anymore.

Honestly, Tiberius was making her eat her words. She felt savage, a compulsive hunger dwelling inside of her. She desired him, ferocious eyes stalking him in the dark. Her fingers felt around, substituting for her poor vision. Her leg slipped over his hips, moving her body on top of his own, straddling his lower half. 

She pushed against him, her buxom figure grinding onto his muscled one. Her lips kissed his lips again, the action much more rough and quickened than the last. 

[borealisms-blog]

His night had quickly turned into something far different from what he had expected it to be like, or ever thought it to be like. Not that the turn of events were bad per say, but what he did know was... unprepared. He was left stunned by what transpired in front of him, unable to speak as the situation unfolded. Then again, no words where needed where it seemed they were heading.

The look in her eyes was something he had never previously witnessed before, and as she started roaming his body with her hands, he started doing the same - just much, much more carefully. His calmness was the counter to her savage lust, even though he knew that it was only a couple of moments before he too would let go of his restraints, faced with her in such a state. He didn’t object to her actions - rather, he went along with her. As soon as she had found her place on top of him, he reached for her waist, running fingers down her sides as she leaned down towards him. Said fingers kept her close as she kissed him, keeping her in place for a short moment to allow him to shift, grinding his lower body against hers. Only then did he let her go, pull out of the kiss the two had shared to allow them - mostly him - to catch their breath. The blanket fell to the ground during this act, but Tiberius didn’t bother picking it up, he had more important manners to tend to.

[ofdomination-blog]

Minutes of silence had past, curls spilling over her shoulder. She felt him stiffen up, as if he was trying to sink even lower into the cushions, to leave more space in between them. 

What was he—-

She felt something poke her rear, her arm twitched in reply. It couldn’t be mistook for anything else, it had to be what she thought it was. 

And she laughed. 

Cute giggles slipped from between her lips. She hadn’t laughed in so long, she forgot what it felt like. Her voice sounded weird and bubbly, different from the stern and hateful tone, which it usually was nowadays. 

Alaricia turned around, now facing him, an amused expression on her face. They were close, her lips moments from his own. It was taunting, how short of a distance it was. She could just reach over… 

Slowly, her face inched forward, her mouth colliding with the man’s.

[borealisms-blog]

Forcefully trying to fall asleep turned out to be much harder than he had anticipated, partly because the situation he was trying to avoid was the exact thing denying him said escape. No matter how much he tried to retreat back into the couch, the furniture wouldn’t budge, having reached its capacity limit already. There was no way of retreat, and the consequence of this... catastrophic touch was getting more evident by the second.

Finally, he felt himself poke her rear, followed by the arm twitch from her side, and in that moment the normally so calm man would have loved to scream his lungs out if it weren’t for the fact that it was the middle of the night in which they had found themselves in such a predicament. Eyes shooting open, he was scrambling for an apology. “I’m sorry, I-”

She laughed. She laughed, and the room seemed to brighten up a little. Then again, he might have just imagined it as part of him almost choking on his own words in reaction to what she had just did. To say that he was happy would have been an understatement, for no words could describe how much he had missed to see her happy, to see her old self, before everything had gone shit. His shocked expression quickly transformed into a smile, then a grin at the sound of her amusement. Forgotten was the embarassment he had just felt, Tiberius was simply happy to hear her giggle again.

He was about to head to sleep, preferably together with her, when it turned out that she had other plans. When she began to turn, he made himself as small as possible to allow her freedom of movement, but even so the two of them were still very close to each other. Her smile had become something so rare these days that he couldn’ stop staring. That smile... closing the distance between them.

When her lips found his, his first reaction was to back away, a notion that was denied to him once more by the small space of the couch. It wasn’t that he didn’t like it... he wasn’t prepared, and he was quite frankly very surprised. So instead of stopping, he answered their kiss with a slight pull at her waist, inching her even closer to him as they embraced.