[Insert awesomely-witty title here.]

In a west-side test chamber, born and raised, On the TARDIS was where I spent most of my days, Saving and hunting and the family bizz, And practising with Grubbs, he's a real cool wiz, When a couple of muggles who were up to no good Started making Sammy Suns in my neighbourhood, I got in one trainer battle and my mum took one look; She said, "You're moving in with Phelba and St Jimmy in Storybrooke."

[shitpostinguniverse]

[iwasstabbedbyfeathers]

[fantasticdailybeasts]

#100000% smitten

[awed-frog]

why are bats called bats?

because they look like flying mice [Danish: flagermus, German: Fledermaus, Luxembourgish: Fliedermaus, Swedish: fladdermus]

because they look like half mice and half owl [French: chauve-souris]

because they look like half mice and it’s not 100% clear what the other half is [Ladin: utschè-mezmieur, Catalan: rat-penat, Lombard: mezzarat]

because apparently they make a flap flap noise [English: bat]

because they’ve got badass leather wings [Gaelic: sciathàn leathair, Old Norse: leðrblaka]

because they look like cute nocturnal butterflies [Maltese: farfett il-lejl]

because they’re probably, like, blind mice [Serbo-croatian: sismis, Portugese: morcego, Spanish: murciélago, Arabic: khaffash]

because they fly at night [Italian: pipistrello, Slovenian: netopir, Polish: nietoperz, Greek: nykterides, Farsi: shab parreh]

So bat literally means flapper. You’re welcome.

[chibird]

Even though we may feel broken inside, we can still heal. ❤️️ It’s okay to not know how yet- I’m still learning and trying things myself.

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[omghotmemes]

Game of the year 2019

[pet-me-feed-me]

[memeuplift]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[memescomedy]

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[chibird]

It took me a long time to feel okay with giving myself compliments. But as I learned how to do that, I definitely started to build my self confidence more! ✨ Remember to be kind to yourself everyone. 💛

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[omghotmemes]

Poor snail :(

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone could succesfully do an OwO face in real life, it’d look pretty fucking terrifying

[omghotmemes]

What is really bothering you?

[borntobewyld]

Welp. Looks like someone made the test chamber in a hurry XD

[omghotmemes]

BLACKSCREEN

[dankmemesreasonforliving]