"The next person to call my mom a milf is gonna get punched. Anyways I’m Cal. It’s nice to meet you."
"I'm Braxton, nice to meet you. Your mom is a milh not a milf."
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@braxtonomfg
"The next person to call my mom a milf is gonna get punched. Anyways I’m Cal. It’s nice to meet you."
"I'm Braxton, nice to meet you. Your mom is a milh not a milf."
@brylinjfc: That's a promise.
@braxtard: @brylinjfc i'm a twink!!!!!
@Brylinjfc: Those as well, but lets be real though they are pretty cute. I still haven't found one, well besides Caythen but he's being a hard ass. I'll get him eventually. >.>
@braxtard: @brylinjfc ok cool
@brylinjfc: She's pretty okay, I like me some Rebel Wilson preferably.
@braxtard: @brylinjfc or a good twink
@brylinjfc: Ah, who's your mom?
@braxtard: @brylinjfc eva mendes so that's cool
@brylinjfc: Wait you don't? o.o
@braxtard: @brylinjfc it's something i don't care for
@brylinjfc: Who's your father?
@braxtard: @brylinjfc no idea tbh
@Brylinjfc: Things are never interesting enough until you spot your father dancing drunk and half naked. A video the world shall never see.
@braxtard: @brylinjfc same
@ffsorion: @braxtard oh trust me I know
@braxtard: @ffsorion and i'm your king
@jondepp: @braxtard exactly plus it isn't hoeish if i say i love u
@braxtard: @jondepp exactly but you won't
@jondepp: @braxtard no thats hoe-ish, nice kisses, cuddles, spooning, and holding hands
@braxtard: @jondepp eskimo kisses hehe
@ffsorion: @braxtard not really.
@braxtard: @ffsorion you're queen
@jondepp: @braxtard cute, and little kisses?
@braxtard: @jondepp with tongue? and selfies?
@jondepp: @braxtard so cuz ur stop being a hoe can we cuddle?
@braxtard: @jondepp yes maybe even hold hands
@ffsorion: @braxtard you're not even funny
@braxtard: @ffsorion sometimes i am
@jondepp: @braxtard stfu u sexi mofo
@braxtard: @jondepp i blush hard
@jondepp: I swear to god fixing this track up is the hardest thing ever, why can't the synth stop sounding like a rat with a gazoo stuffed down its throat
@braxtard: @jondepp same