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Text || Bridgley
Bailey: I really thought I was done with her being like that after middle school. I'm not going to have sex with her! STOP NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. YIIIKES.
Bridget: I don't think Ofelia ever gets tired of trying to get what she wants. Why not? It could be a blast. Caleb could be involved, too. Then it wouldn't be cheating. REMEMBER WHEN YOUR FIRST BLANKET WAS A TOUR SHIRT? AND MOM CRIED TO YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME WHEN HE WOULDN'T ANSWER HER FANMAIL?
Text || Bridgley
Bailey: Ewwwwww. Ofelia's just..like that. She cares too much about everything in my life. NOPE.
Bridget: Yeah, she is weirdly obsessive when it comes to you. I'm surprised you haven't just let her fuck you yet. It'd cure her obsession with you. I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT CALLING THAT HELLISH MAN OUR DAD.
Text || Bridgley
Bailey: I don't want to talk about it anymore period! That was him and Ofelia! Of course not, we both have boyfriends and I'm in love with mine. THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I AM ABOUT NEVER WANTING TO BE TITTY FUCKED. THERE'S NO REAL NAME. SHUT UPPPPP, BRIDGET.
Bridget: Maybe he has a fetish, or Ofelia does... Who knows. Okay, just checking. She seems super into your tits, and that's quite gay. THERE IS A REAL NAME. IT'S A NAME NONE OF US CAN ESCAPE FROM. A NAME MOTHER CURSED US WITH.
Text || Bridgley
Bailey: I'm not doing that. I'm already embarrassed enough, thank you very much. I'd rather listen to the entire greatest hits album on repeat than ever do that!
Bridget: Get Caleb to do it, then. He's the one who was talking about the titties so enthusiastically. Also, are you and Ofelia gay for each other? I'M SHOOK. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?! NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO BE CALLED BY YOUR REAL NAME.
Text || Bridgley
Bailey: WHAT? But he doesn't! Oh my god! We're not even having regular sex, there's no way in hell I'd do THAT! Gross!
Bridget: Then I think you need to put an article in the newspaper stating the truth. I was hoping it was a lie, because I knew you'd rather listen to Living on a Prayer than have a dick between those breasts.
Text || Bridgley
Bailey: I'm not!
Bridget: It's like all over Coolsville that Caleb Sullivan likes titty fucking Bailey James. Why do that when you have a vagina??? Is his dick too small to fit in there? But if that were the case your boobs would suffocate it...
Text || Bridgley
BRIDGET: Why you titty fuckin' tho?
Text || Bridgiana
TATIANA: I can probably demonstrate it instead, so you don't imagine it wrong. I don't care. Dicks go into my mouth, not out of it. I don't know, though. It took me a long time to be able to take it all, but I like a challenge. It was painful, but no pain, no gain. She's scared of you? LOL that's funny! I don't think anyone else knows? I haven't had anyone to tell that would give a fuck. But yeah, we fucked a few times. The whole pregnant thing is a little weird, but she's still hot. I'll keep my eyes open. There's a hot guy related to your sisters weird boyfriend, so maybe he'd be down for it. You don't like it? I mean, I love sucking dick so that's strange for me, but whatever. Do you prefer clits in your mouth? I stole her number from my phone when you were rolling a joint on my ass to ask her, so we'll see.
BRIDGET: I'm not sure I want to see you living on a prayer by taking something that huge. What if I see you split yourself in half when you're only half way there? I'd never get over that kind of trauma. That's more than a challenge, it's an incredible effort. You should have gotten a medal. I normally say that when I'm in the gym, not playing with dildos. Yeah, she is. She knows I could ruin her life in less than 24 hours if I really wanted to. Most people are scared of me, even if they act like they're up my ass. I have a reputation. I can only imagine the kind of carnage that this getting out would cause. You better keep it on the down low. Or not. I love drama when I'm not in it. If he's sexy, and has good abs, then he's probably a good fit. I just don't like my head shoved down. I don't mind it so much if I can control it. I do, actually. Omg. She's going to have a fit, then probably scream. I can't believe you text her.
Text || Bridgiana
TATIANA: Why don't you want to know? We're pals, babe. About 10 inches maybe with a dick, that I can remember. Maybe 11? I've taken 14 inch dildos though, with some work. Nice. I'd drool over them too. I would, but apparently she's depressed and I don't want to be around that after I just fucked her pregnant ex-girlfriend. That's just drama and I don't like to be in it. Threeways are great though, we should do one one day if you feel like a treat. There's only so many places you can stick a dick, so I understand that. She probably does it, let's be real. She probably does, and then she curses herself for being a dirty bitch. We should write that on the Chat Roulette tag line. No inches, no show.
BRIDGET: Because then I'll imagine you taking it, and it'll probably be weird, and not at all like it really was. 14 inches?! What the fuck?! How was it not coming out of your mouth?! That sounds so painful. I wouldn't, Ofelia would try to fight me. Then again, she's a little scared of me, so maybe not. WHAT? You fucked her???? OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. I love getting gossip. Does anyone else know? Maybe. I'm always looking for fun when I'm bored, so if you find a guy or girl hot enough for me, then let me know. I don't even like sucking dick, so like, there are even fewer places for me. NO. She doesn't. She's a virgin in all aspects of her life. Lol cursing herself, though. That's a funny thought. Sounds good to me. I'll make a shirt that says the same.
TEXT → BRIDGFELIA
OFELIA: I've always had people telling me not to. They think I'd get jail time, but I'd totally get away with it. Good luck, let me know what you find out. I guess you could say that. He was like, a gang member at one point so I'm sure that's left some weird imprint on his sexual preferences. Everybody knows my business already. She's the one that gets to sit behind her desk where no one can touch her. Seems fitting since Lilith is the ball and chain of my entire life.
OFELIA: I guess so. He disappeared to find himself in nature for a bit though so not exactly the same thing as drinking.
BRIDGET: People are boring. How do they know you wouldn't get away with it unless you tried? I think you'd be great a murder cover up. Will do. You looking for virgins to sacrifice in your cult or something? Really? He does not look like he used to be in a gang. I bet he's into being slapped during sex. That's true. Just loosen the screws in her chair so she falls off. It'll be 2 minutes of laughter for you, and she can't prove you did it. LOL. Ask Rowan for tips on how to tame her or something.
BRIDGET: I'm sure Baby B was thrilled with that. Did he come back a changed man? Or did he come back with a beard rivaling Gandalf's and smelling like coyote pee?
Text || Bridgiana
TATIANA: Hilarious. I can think of better uses for big dildos, but whatever. She did? Does he have greats abs, though? If so, totally understand the girl. She did, and I still want to see that video because I bet it's really hot. You're good at eating pussy, too. It's a good time, and you'll probably like it if you gave it a try. But I don't really know any good ones around here anymore. It's a shame. I don't know? She seemed horrified I was fingering myself in her bed so she probably doesn't even do that. Everything's better when it's bigger, so I'll listen to you next time.
BRIDGET: I'm sure you can, which is quite scary. How big is the biggest you've taken? Actually... Scrap that. I'm not sure I want to know. Jace? Yeah. His abs are drool worthy. Washboard abs. Ask her to send it to you or something. Thank you. I don't even do it that often, either. I'm just gifted. I'm not sure me being fucked by a bunch of dudes is my idea of a good time. I like to just...keep it to a 3sum at most. Maybe that makes me vanilla, but too many dicks in my face is overwhelming. I really didn't need to think about my baby sister doing that... I'm glad she doesn't. God. Ew. No. It is! I'm glad you can finally see how wise I am. Nothing under 6 inches gets a show.
TEXT → BRIDGFELIA
OFELIA: Under the right circumstances, yeah. Like if someone I care about was in danger or I just really hated them. I honestly have no idea. You should start a poll. It has been fun, I have to say. I got him to have sex with me in one of his grandmother's beds, I feel like that's something you'd appreciate. I have worse shit on her! I'd never do it, obviously, I just got carried away. Yes, Rowan. I fucked her too and it was relatively tame, but I think she does freaky shit with Lilith.
OFELIA: He's had a time, I'll give you that.
BRIDGET: I feel that. I'm honestly surprised you haven't murdered someone by now. Your patience for idiots has always been a little low. Even when you were just 16. A virginity poll sounds right up my street. I'll get on that tomorrow. I do appreciate that! Nice work! So the cowboy likes a little risk kink in his life. God bless. You have worse shit on the woman you tell your life to? Damn, you're good. Getting carried away is easy when someone is being a bitch, which I'm assuming she was. Oh, yeah. She's totally into the being a dom thing. If she's seeing Lilith, that woman is totally getting the whips and chains treatment.
BRIDGET: Haven't we all had a time, though? I'm having a time right now. Barbie hid my alcohol.
Text || Bridgiana
TATIANA: He is hot, but didn't she beat him up with dildos or something? He's probably one of those sap types. That's true about Cobie, though, because she was totally up her ass for a while. And even though Kenzi is fucking dumb, she eats pussy good. Yes, I do. Me and Cobie used to anyway, if the guys weren't mindblowing or something. Bailey searching porn is even funnier. She got so pissed off I was watching some in her bed. Tiny dicks are like watching circus freaks. Not much to sit on but you can't not watch how weird they are.
BRIDGET: Yeah. She hit him with them a little too hard, and ended up cracking his ribs. Barbie looked at them the other day, the pervert. He probably is, but I'd let him be a sap to me any day. They're best friends, they're always going to be up each others asses. Kenzi recorded us having sex, I think it's obvious she's very into everything sapphic, so that's not surprising. Can't say I've ever been part of an orgy, but it's nice to know that the girls have a chat during, and it's not boring. I bet she's watched it, she's not that innocent. Plus, she's not banging, so what else is she gonna do to get her kicks? I'd have been content with switching and finding someone with a big dick, but I guess you're kinda right.
TEXT → BRIDGFELIA
OFELIA: When you think you might actually be able to commit a crime like that, you have to do your research. Guess you'll have to find some other lucky virgin. Not me, but it's actually not that bad if you watch where you step. Not a vacation so much as a save my ass trip. Speaking of crimes, I basically blackmailed my therapist and her Christian Grey of a girlfriend threatened to 'teach me some manners'.
OFELIA: Maybe, but I don't deal with that kind of stuff. Public outreach is Caleb's domain. He'd probably love it. Talking to new people gets him off I'm pretty sure.
BRIDGET: You really think you could kill someone? Tbh, I believe you could. I believe I could, too. Is anyone else around here even a virgin, besides like...the uggos? Save your ass trip? Sounds fun. LOL. Why did you blackmail her??? She has shit on you! Never blackmail people who actually know about your life! Do you mean Rowan? I fucked her, and she didn't even tie me down, spank me, or do anything that was reminiscent of Christian Grey. Bummer.
BRIDGET: Someone needs to tell Caleb to get on that, then. I talked to him at David's place, and he seemed a little sassy.
Text || Bridgiana
TATIANA: Really? She kind of looks like she'd lay there a little stiff and concentrate on just looking good for someone to nut into. Better in an orgy than a one on one session, because at least you can get your socialization from other people around you, you know? Then you have nothing to worry about if anything does end up online. No one would want to corrupt her by showing her anything. You know it, girl. Any night with me is a good time for you. I'm awesome, and we make a great pair. The guy we stripped for on chat roulette sure thinks so, too. Shame he arrived too early for us to do anything fun, bless him.
BRIDGET: LOL. That's better than some lays people can have. If she has a hot boyfriend like Jace, then I highly doubt she's shit in bed. Her and Cobie have fucked numerous times, too. I don't think Cobie would fuck a statue. Then again... Who knows. Do you have general chit chats when you have orgies, Tiana? Bailey James would show it to her out of spite, I'm sure. That's true. Cocaine and sex is a good combination. I'm glad he arrived early, because he really was not hot. And his dick was tiny. It was like watching a baby carrot arrive early.
TEXT → BRIDGFELIA
OFELIA: Barely. It was manslaughter at worst. She's not dead. She's probably fled town though. Speaking of great times, I'm like at a farm right now and I don't hate it.
OFELIA: Yeah, I guess so. We're just currently recovering from a psycho ex-girlfriend. Ask Kory, he usually deals with the finding of the mystery.
BRIDGET: I'm glad you're clued up on the varying degrees of committing crimes. What a bummer. I really wanted to take her virginity. Really? What the hell? Who would have thought that Ofelia Hyatt would enjoy being on a farm. Tiana did tell me you'd left Coolsville, though. You on vacay?
BRIDGET: Maybe someone should tell the public that, they'd probably feel sorry for you, and stop writing mean entries on the internet. I'll hit him up at some point.
