where did you come from, bright star?

jem

[boooksandcleverness]

I can’t wait until I’m 45 and singing Midnight Memories drunk at a karaoke bar by myself because I never learned to love anything more than I love one direction

[i2-xmf]

“old apartment — living room” (2004)

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[segamascott]

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[manny-jacinto]

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[my-dailydreams]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[krasnoarmeyets]

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

[kosmogrl]

[pansyfemme]

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

[neopianangst]

[catchymemes]

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[demiiwhiffin]

the mortifying ordeal of committing to the bit

[doglike]