Iām tired of ādatingā men.Ā I think that before I accept another date, I need to send them the link to my tumblr page, so that they know how to treat me.Ā I donāt want anyone wasting time or money on me, when itās really not necessary.Ā So, here are some guidelines for taking me out.
1.Ā Donāt be on time to pick me up.Ā In fact, donāt even come to the door.Ā Arrive ten minutes late, park around the corner and text me when I should meet up with you.
2.Ā Donāt compliment me.Ā Yes, I spent a long time to look beautiful for you, I went to a lot of effort to make every detail perfect.Ā However, you shouldnāt have to bother telling me anything.Ā Iām needy and pathetic, and when you donāt tell me that Iām sexy, it makes me want to work harder to get you to feel that way.
3.Ā Donāt buy me a drink.Ā Iāve got a good job, Iāve got my own money, make me buy my own fucking drinks.Ā The only time you should ever bother getting me a drink, is if you want to slip me something in it.
4.Ā Donāt buy me dinner.Ā Iāll have been starving myself so that youāll fuck me in the ass.Ā Iāll also want to have an empty stomach for when youāre having me gag on your cock.
5.Ā If you get a boner, you should cum.Ā Use any of my holes, or take a hand job, but donāt let an erection go to waste.
6.Ā Speaking of waste, your time and your desires are important and should not be wasted.Ā Anything that you want, is on the table.Ā Donāt worry about offending me, just take whatever you want.Ā Yes, Iāll do anal on the first date, Iāll go ass to mouth, Iāll eat out your asshole, Iāll drink your pissā¦.Iāll fulfill any sexual desire, because Iām a worthless cock sleeve and I need to be debased in order to exist.
7.Ā Actually, donāt refer to any time that you spend using me as a ādateā.Youāre just going to use me and forget about me until you need to empty your balls again.Ā Iām good with that, so please donāt care about me.
8.Ā Donāt open my door, donāt ask me about my day, donāt treat me with respect, and donāt show me any kindness at all.Ā Iām a slab of fuck meat, and should be treated as such.
9.Never, ever, EVER apologize for anything.Ā Iām meant to be used hard, and thereās nothing you can do that would ever require you saying that youāre sorry to me.
10.Ā If you donāt agree with these suggestions, please move on to another cunt
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