BTS fakesubs

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[yoonmin]

two types of couples

[myvkookhearteu]

ARMY Let’s appreciate all the efforts boys put for us to enjoy their music and love them no matter what AND PLEASE LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT We can’t try to change them… They are who they are and that’s why we love them right? They need to know they DON’T have to change to gain our love and support!

[btssubs-blog]

Jimin: So I was thinking we could-

Yoongi: [jokingly] if you say something stupid like “make out” I swear…

Jimin: nevermind

Yoongi: [wide eyed and blushing] I take it back-

[btssubs-blog]

Namjoon: Good morning.

Hoseok: Good morning.

Jimin: Good morning.

Seokjin: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Jungkook: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[bbysugagiii]

@ 2017…

Goodbye, you ugly bitch.

[rentitties]

jungkook: I don’t date guys.

taehyung: [walks in]

jungkook: i marry them.

[hopeless-army]

you are what you eat

[hagumikim]

The only difference is in what they want to steal~ 

[btssubs-blog]

someone: what's the gayest ship in bts?

me, an intellectual: ot7

[bottomkookie]

jungkooks waist appreciation

c̶u̶t̶t̶h̶r̶o̶a̶t̶ series Pt 1 🖤

[ggukroses-deactivated20180709]

“Please love all 7 of us, without leaving any member out”

- Kim Taehyung

[incorrectkpopquotess]

Taehyung: Jimin completes me.

Jungkook: Um, hello?

Taehyung: You’re nice too Kookie.

Jungkook: I’m your boyfriend!

Taehyung: Ahh, but Jimin’s my soulmate.

[hazzahuana]

Jungkook: Stop it, Taehyung. You are ruining my reputation.

Taehyung: Then get out of my lap.

Jungkook: No.

[btssubs-blog]

Jungkook: When you said you'd do 'magic in bed' this isn't exactly what I was think-

Taehyung: *holds up 6 of hearts* Is this your card?

Jungkook: Holy shit.

[yamituzumaki]

Vkook in a groupchat

Jungkook: you’re wrong bro.

Taehyung: I’ll show you what’s wrong bro.

Jungkook: is that a threat bro?

Taehyung: yeah it is bro.

Jungkook: I’ll come bro.

Taehyung: come here bro.

Jungkook: I’ll choke you bro.

Taehyung: choke me Daddy.

Taehyung: bro*** lol typo..

Namjoon: ….

Hoseok: ……

Jin: …..

Yoongi: ….

Jimin: ….

Jungkook: ………………

[espressophical]

NAMJOONS FACE WHEN GE SAW THE SHORTS PFFFFNDBTNFND

[btssubs-blog]

*Tae hugs Kook*

Jungkook: What is this?

Taehyung: It's called hug, ever heard of?

Jungkook: Ew...

Jungkook: Do it again.