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"Upgrade failed on 'GO'" Joey 2.0 is looking more like a Joey 1.9 BETA

The fall of a Titan.

Joey “Buildbreaker”, “YLB”, “Fuck Mountain” McGhee has stepped down from his pedestal atop Bemolympus.

A moments silence will proceed after a single bell tolls at noon of this day, each year, forever more.

Lemon party

No, it’s not that kind of lemon party... it’s the one where you leave a lemon for 2 years in an air conditioned room and then open it one day.

And in case this image doesn’t make you gag. And here’s a video.

#lemonade #nastylemon

Onlooker: Aww he’s SO RED!

Hat: Don’t think he’s cute! What the hell? He broke the damn build.

Again, for attempting to do good another has fallen.

For restructuring the layout in Jenkins, and trying to make life easy for us, sorry Del the hat of shame is yours.

#hatofshame

It always hurts to give the hat to someone when they were aiming to do good. But that’s the strength and will of the hat.

For blocking automation Richard is the next hat bearer.

Credit: Jonni

#hatofshame

For blocking operations, under the rules of the hat section 2.

Any form of blocking for QA/Dev that can be blamed internally.

Watch out for the fragments!

Credit: Jonni

#hatofshame

RTFS (read the fkin settings).

#hatofshame

Thou shalt not fix anything on the eve of Christmas eve.

It’s been a while, but we’re back with a Xmas edition of the Hat of Shame. This time we’ve not only snared a dev, but also a qa - a great harvest! Our two models really bring out the shine of the golden turkey.

#hatofshame

Nike Run week 1 winner

Goes to speed demon Joey! With ~16km (in 2 runs). The prize: a coffee from loser Marina.

2. Camelia @ 14km (in 3-4 runs)

3. Marina @ 12km (in 10-12 runs)

4. Vinh @ 5km (in 1-2 runs)

To put some context around this run, a small group of us are doing the London 10,000 in May ‘16 https://www.london10000.co.uk. I believe this will be the first 10k for Camelia and I; and we’re already showing the old timers (Vinh / Marina) what we’re capable of! The old timers have also been kind enough to advise us on how to train, suggesting we do less running than we have been and to spend the time recovering. Personally I believe this won’t get anyone any free coffees...

#nikerunwinners