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I will reblog just about anything... so... ya... I'm really just on here because I'm bored...

[emptyjunior]

If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud

[wisheduponastar]

you cannot just leave this in the tags @greatmolassesflood

[baggebythesea]

"Boromir, impress him with your manly charm and sexual charisma. Faramir, some guys are into pathetic wet sacks, I guess."

[ruffboi-mags]

Boromir: It's okay you're not a pathetic wet sack, you're just bookish and in touch with your emotions. Faramir: Really? Denethor from the other room: NO, YOU'RE A FUCKIN SAD SACK FIXER-UPPER, BUT WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE HIM OPTIONS

[thebreakfastgenie]

I am too tired to find it right now but when the scandal broke former White House intern Dmitri Krushnic wrote an op-ed for I think the Chicago Tribune, it was a major paper, in defense of Monica Lewinsky that said, essentially, "look, we all wanted to fuck Bill Clinton." And then later Mr. Krushnic became an actor, adopted the stage name Misha Collins, and was cast in the CW's Supernatural.

[thebreakfastgenie]

#is this real#probably not @snowsfalling

I'm hurt that you think I would make this up. I take Bill Clinton's inhuman rizz very seriously.

Lewinsky wasn’t the only infatuated intern

SHORTLY before Monica Lewinsky began her White House internship in 1995, I completed a four-month-long internship there. Since news broke la

Shoutout to the people in the notes who provided the link.

[nameless-sdk]

[thebreakfastgenie]

I swore I would never reblog another destiel meme after November 5th, 2024, but I'll make one exception.

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[ester-galls]

uhm so... screw it better?

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

Visit Original Link

I can’t believe I just found out that Tolkien did a Gollum impression and narrated the entire riddle scene! How could I not have known about this?! You can listen to the whole recording here starting at the 30 minute mark. I wish he had narrated the whole book from start to finish! I would give anything to listen to that! 

[zoombievive]

Supernatural art dump

[spiribia]

would Elphaba pay child support

yes

yes but she’d consider that her due diligence fulfilled and no more

you can get her to cough it up if you can find her

not really

no

no and she keeps asking to borrow 5 dollars to fund pipe bomb

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

[marvellfashion]

I just saw an article about the swim suit editions Marvel did in the 90′s (going bankrupt is tough) and when I tell you I can’t stop laughing…

[marvellfashion]

😬😬😬😬 I’m posting the funniest to me

Cuties

Ghost Rider! Does it make sense? no…. does anyone care? Also No

The dots wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Oh what a piece of work “Colossus’s classically chiseled features perfectly highlight this breathtakingly beautiful sunset”

And finally “Could the Sub-Mariner’s ferocity reflect some humiliation at having to doth such a skimpy little number?”

( @imperiuswrecked 👀 what’s this)

[justputrandomwordstogether]

Nothing will compare to the unending lust of Letra Bledsoe.

[toytowns]

SOMEONE find me Letra Bledsoe so I can give her a free thor pinup commission

[internationalteaparty]

The Munchkins after hearing Glinda's telling her Elphie's story

[dumpster-thoughts]

[Image ID:

Image 1: shot from the animated movie mulan with a guard standing behind a lit beacon. His caption is edited to say, "Now all of Oz knows you're gay."

Image 2: Shan Yu, the main antagonist from mulan edited to have Glinda's wand and crown and captioned "perfect."

End ID]

[verkomy]

treebeard and the hobbits

[systlin]

Hobbits are the one thing in Middle Earth that Sauron did not consider or count on. And that's hilarious.

It's SO FUCKING FUNNY

Sauron is Obsessed with great kings and great deeds and all that, and he absolutely doesn't even know what a hobbit is even as some of them are wrestling over the One Ring in Mt. Doom

He's focusing on Aragorn and how SURELY this is his GREATEST ADVERSERY and then all of a sudden WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WITH MY GOD DAMN RING RIGHT IN MT DOOM SHIT SHI....

He's still howling in fury now in forever jail next to his husband Morgoth in the void and still doesn't know what the fuck a hobbit is

[swimmingblue]

JRRT is genre-aware, and he explicitly uses this as a plot point in LOTR (and in the Hobbit to a lesser extent).

Everybody expects Aragorn to be an Amazing Special Guy because he's the Heir of Isildur. And Aragorn is awesome, but he's not the main character of the story. Aragorn knows that he's not the main character of the story! He's a major supporting character. He assists Frodo to the best of his ability. And part of his support job is looking flashy and important and main-character-y while Frodo goes and takes care of business.

[grace-williams-xo]

Idk if anyone else has done this but it came to me in a vision so I had to make it immediately

[ukyou-kuonji]

Today’s a good day to remember that the omnipotent fairy ruler of Oz is a trans girl 

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[scarlet-silverweaver]

the rosetta stone of shitposting

[roguehoneybadger]

@incorrectnorse-quotes

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

[lycanthropicture]

if i am evil. i create character A, who indulges often. always eating, always fucking. but time and time again reveal that he is not hungry. he is not lustful. he performs hunger and doesnt truly feel it. he performs sexuality and doesnt truly feel it. and for fifteen years he performs indulgence into desire he doesnt feel. i create character B, who does not indulge. never eating, never fucking. but time and time again reveal that he IS hungry. he is lustful. he denies hunger but feels it deeply. he denies sexuality but feels it deeply. and for fifteen years he refuses to indulge in the desire he feels. and then. in the final season. allow character A to finally desire something. allow character B to confess his desire. and then kill them both before either is able to really indulge in something they truly desire. if i am evil. i do this.

[lycanthropicture]

destiel btw. this is not about ur other thing this is a destiel post on the destiel website.

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[raynecreates]

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