henlo

Tara. 28. Michigan. I like climbing mountains, reading books, taking baths, and not taking life too seriously. 🐇🍌 She died like she lived: With a great ass. Cover photo by: juenavei

[bun-ana]

Put on tom and jerry for my anxious dog i think its working

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[goldcoasthoney]

[woolfmalice]

they should invent friends for people in their twenties

[radicalreliablerandomness]

I am the sluttiest person in this library

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

you should be able to stay home from work just because you're a little sleepy

[plumslices]

Do not come into my room without an appointment

[9710144]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[memequeen-official]

[outheway]

[wilwheaton]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.