conveniently sold out

whomst’d’ve the stone block?

[theurgistmel]

there's literally nothing I could caption this with to make it better than it is

[completelyinfallible]

the wizard city commons theme stays ON during sex

[spiral-sights]

When your friend finally logs in:

[crayonb-ox]

[crayonb-ox]

[nevillecobblestone]

I was brought to this realm through unobtainable magics, buried deep in the sands of time; remembered by none but I. Like the wooden boards beneath my feet, rot and decay lies deep within. Soon you shall know it. Until that time, though, my settees are on sale. 20% off. More gold for your ever growing coin purse. Beware it, for when you are not conscious the coins are ingested. 

[whizzermania]

pirate101 in a nutshell via books in my experience

book 1: SHOW US THE RAT BITCH

book 2: spain history but with monkeys and a gorilla that thinks he is a tribal god

book 3: MORE MONKIES

book 4: “hey so uhm…this clockwork army is gonna kill you for that map so pls get the pieces so we can split the loot alright? :D”

book 5: YEEHAW MOTHER FUCKERS

book 6: IT IS I: ZORRO RIPOFF! *guitar sounds*

book 7: frog mafia and native bison

book 8: ugh okay finally away from yeehaw, TIME TO START A WAR AND KIDNAP THE GOVERNORS DAUGHTER LMAO

book 9: squad goals to beat up criminals in the west yeehaw.

book 10: FINALLY.

book 11: WE’RE IN COW JAPAN.

book 12: oh fuck you, monkey king. fuck you.

book 13: BRITISH DOGS!! oh shit we gotta bail the cat out for the dogs starting a war with the clockworks,,

book 14: GREEK EAGLES AND THE MOST HARDEST FUCKING PART OF THE GAME! oh and hawk titty

book 15: die…die..DIE YOU CLOCKWORK BITCH.

[smol-wizard]

[freecrownsgenerator]

Me: *dies in battle, gets healed, dies again next round*

My pet satyr Miss Sugar right next to me going ham on that flute:

[freecrownsgenerator]

wizard101 is so fuckig tjekmshwndofg eowbesbdhfnaoc

On colossus blvd for first monstrology quest. a magus diviner joins my battle. i pass cuz they had tempest up. they cast it. they fizzle. no words. round ends. they go “you didnt see that”

[spiral-sights]

friend: wanna hang out?

me: i already have plans for today

friend: what plans?

me:

[completelyinfallible]

i’m sorry but

[au-old-cob]

[wizard101-archive]

[roserenarde]

Raffle?

I was kind of thinking of doing a small raffle. Y’know, just for fun, and to give me more practice. I think I’ve finally found a style of drawing that fits me so I’d like practice with it and this would be a good opportunity for me to do just that!

If I did the raffle, here would be the prizes–

1 winner would win a full-body drawing in this style

2 winners would win waist-up colored sketches

OR the sketch drawing winners can opt for an Icon/Avatar drawing in this style

Honestly I’m just looking for any excuse for practice, so if ya’ll would be interested in that, lemme know~

[nevillecobblestone]

Are you listening? The walls have begun to tick. The door creaks. The hinges wail. The floorboards break, one by one. You are trapped. The walls tick louder in a harmonious rhythm with the hinges. Hinges rust. Flesh rots. This episode is sponsored by the letter ‘R’. 

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