Mystery Ziplock Baggy of Beans

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[bunnyb34r]

Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

[the-quasar-hero]

If I was sent back in time from a post apocalyptic wasteland, the first thing I would do is eat some junk food. I know them rations are nasty as hell. Imagine eating a double cheeseburger with fries and a large coke after eating MRE’s and running from robots your whole life. Imagine having a pack of gushers.

[the-quasar-hero]

Me, mere moments after I travel through time to save humanity from extinction from evil robots or something:

[the-quasar-hero]

My next stop:

[the-quasar-hero]

One more stop before I save the world:

[ieafy]

Cats in grass, gouache (prints in shop 💌)

[oneminuteimhere]

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[garaks-padded-bra]

my cat Bowie really enjoys being sung to while i cradle her and idk why

[radwolf76]

@animals-with-fan-art

[bunnyb34r]

They should just fucking call the store "Mar's" bc apparently without me, TWO departments fail.

Absolutely no one even TRIED to do my area while I was gone. RC helped me a little yesterday but I'm at the point where I'm like "fuck it, it will take as long as it takes. 4 and out. Apparently it doesnt even matter if this area gets recovered since they let it be like that for a week and some odd days.

Oh oh and I got a note on the workers list thing that my endcap needed restocked or changed out. Mkay so you can take pictures of my area, delegate, but you can't jump in and help? Can't send over a handful of people and tell them to focus on doing the kids section? Mkay. Fine.

So I'm changing my endcap and I'm juuust about done with putting the one side out (but still needed to put a different item on the other half and work the old endcap stuff into the run, AND fix any holes left by swapping items.) when the girl from the snack section asked me to come help her lift. Okay yeah that's a daily thing now I guess.. whatever...

She tells me "I'm so glad you're back! It was like impossible while you were gone!"

I just give a polite laugh and a "yeah" bc I really don't have the mental energy to come up with a response.

But like are you telling me you just... didn't stock the stuff that you'd need team lifts for, for a WEEK? Bc I'm not there?? Why did you not ask Daryl who subs in that section when YOU are gone?! He can help you! You can literally ask aaaanyone else in the whole fucking store. If it's a "I feel more comfortable asking a lady (lol)" thing, there's like at least 5 other women you can ask??

It's just baffling like I AM ALLOWED TO GO ON VACATION. I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE TIME OFF. And if I'm the load bearing person for TWO departments, I should be getting paid a hell of a lot more than I am!

And jokes on all of them I'm on vacation next month too for over a week! I know it will bite me in the ass, but hey if they're fine with all of clothing being recovered but kids, for a WEEK? Mkay. So am I. It's not that goddamn important (I say, trying to make myself believe that).

But like good fucking god.

[usayu]

草莓季

[dogpuppy]

STOP POSTING GOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR🧚‍♂️RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Who is that sweet saucy little minx you threw in there

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[link-is-a-dork]

Karane: "I can't believe Zelda fell off her bird and then down through the clouds. She's so good at riding her bird... "You saw a ghost?! Are you sure you weren't just in shock and maybe imagined it?"

[faggotsaint]

when a follower shows their unwavering loyalty to me in my notifications, i elevate their status to mutual, it’s like elevating a loyal subject into being my trusted advisor

[bunnyb34r]

When we were out last week, we saw a guy in a big lifted truck. He was smoking a cigarette, but had a blue latex glove on so he wouldn't get the nicotine stains on his fingers/hands smell like smoke lmaooooo

Me if I was a smoker, I'm really really not gonna lie

[depsidase]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

This vid is a spiritual cousin to the bit from Kath & Kim where Kath wonders if the whole world is going gay lol

"Heppy Proide!" as Kim might say