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[bunnyb34r]

Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

[twoweeks]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DBhM5vIIh_0

[bunnyb34r]

Me: Scupa, you're so big! Look at you!! You stop that, go back to being small!

Scupa: bitch, fucking how??

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[mutationgirl]

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[goofstep]

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[yipyapcoyote]

🌊

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[queen-mihai]

Big Mama's big advice of the day:

Get good at the boring stuff.

Filing paperwork

Sweeping the floor

Watering the plants

Doing your taxes

Cooking an egg

The biggest, wildest, craziest party you could ever imagine is the result of quite a lot of people doing quite a lot of boring little things

They just happen to kinda sorta put them together in the same place at the same time and suddenly Fucking Magic Happens

You don't have to go outside of your abilities

You don't have to push yourself beyond your boundaries

Just being willing to take on a task that's a little boring will move you towards people thinking you're fucking magic

And the really fun part is, by increasing your skill in boring stuff, you can (and in all likelihood will) find ways to make that boring stuff fun. And you get better at it. And then it's fun and you can maybe take on the next boring thing and people will think you're even more magic

That's one of my big secrets

I'm good at the boring stuff

Get good at boring stuff.

[avpdvoidspace]

Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.

And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.

It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.

[savouryduck]

when I was in high school, I overheard two older students talking about a friend of theirs.

One of them said something like, "it doesn't bother me that [Friend] was in residential mental health treatment, I just wish they wouldn't talk about it ALL the time".

The other replied, "Well, that was all of last year for them. So when they say 'when I was in treatment,' it's like when you say 'last year'."

I try to remember that any time someone says something that sounds Shocking to me. sometimes one person's scary special crisis is another person's last year.

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[elodieunderglass]

April Winchell, a voice actress (daughter of Tigger’s voice actor) ran an early 2010s blog called Regretsy that made fun of “regrettable” Etsy craft listings, where “Whimsicle fuckery” spelled that way was a shorthand.

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[thetomska]

why do youtubers make tumblrs and then just abandon them after the first one or two posts, yet never delete them?

I've been stuck here for over 15 years, why the fuck are you asking me?

[the-quasar-hero]

I feel like this is an easy concept to grasp, that if you make a game with character customization and want ppl around the world to play it, then you should have features from around the world in your CC. But apparently this concept is like vapor to many developers. I don’t mind playing as a preset character in most games, but if you brag about how detailed your games CC is, and I try it out and see you can’t have dark skin then I’m not interested.

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)