Mystery Ziplock Baggy of Beans

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[bunnyb34r]

Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

[bunnyb34r]

My stomach just made the most disturbing noise shdhdhhdhd like the kill bill sirens are going and I have a bad feeling ab this 😬

[orteil42]

why do closed captions keep pretending english is the only intelligible language? when a character speaks spanish what exactly is forcing your hand to transcribe it as "[speaks foreign language]" rather than "Si"

[eyeofscottie]

grwm. photographed by me.

[bunnyb34r]

I got this strawberry perfume at bath and body, and apparently this line you're intended to mix and match the other scents in the line and "create your own unique fragrance". I sprayed TWO spritzes on this morning and holy shit is it STRONG.

And bath and body, people overspray like their life fucking depends on it. Like I had a group of sisters I worked with who would legit spray 30-50 sprays EACH every goddamn morning in the breakroom. I had asthma flare ups bc of that bullshit. So imagining that much overspray with MULTIPLE perfumes to layer it?? Bitch??

Like I'm all for blending your fragrances and making whatever scent fits your taste (like berry body wash + citrus perfume + vanilla lotion) but not this line! Not until they weaken the formula like the main lines lmaoo

[thoughtsroamguy]

Terrya's battle frames! From top to bottom, left to right, we have her neutral, block, hit, dodge, her basic attack, her heavy attack, her taunt where she draws attention to herself, and her special ability: counterattack. She takes reduced damage for a time and explodes rock fragments once it's done, dealing damage to all enemies!

If you fight with Terrya by your side, you only have to worry about being outshined by her cuteness!

[bunjywunjy]

we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out

[395nm]

that's goddess pose

[bunjywunjy]

holy shit it sure is

[duckghosttoad]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[mamoru]

haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.

[violsva]

#follow for more workout tips from Pliny the Elder (via @elucubrare)

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Well i love to have fun

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[animalcrossingtournament]

FINAL — 1 / 1 — Celeste vs. Flick

Which design do you prefer?

Celeste

Flick

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[catasters]

[victusinveritas]

Do other countries not tailgate? I mean I know pickup trucks aren't a thing everywhere, but they're not a necessity, even if you'd think you need a tailgate to actually tailgate. Ya don't. Just brews and brats and buds.

[likegodapple]

Off the back of a quick search: The Foxborough stadium there and the largest stadium in Scotland, Celtic Park, have about the same seating capacity, about 65,000.

The Foxborough stadium normally has 20,000 parking spaces.

Celtic Park has 800, with another 600 nearby.

You might not need tailgates, but you do need to be parking there.

[victusinveritas]

I forgot, somehow, how much of America is paved (and mostly empty most of the time), especially near stadiums. Thanks for doing the research!