Mystery Ziplock Baggy of Beans

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[bunnyb34r]

Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

[bunjywunjy]

we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out

[395nm]

that's goddess pose

[bunjywunjy]

holy shit it sure is

[duckghosttoad]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[mamoru]

haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.

[violsva]

#follow for more workout tips from Pliny the Elder (via @elucubrare)

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Well i love to have fun

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[animalcrossingtournament]

FINAL — 1 / 1 — Celeste vs. Flick

Which design do you prefer?

Celeste

Flick

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[catasters]

[victusinveritas]

Do other countries not tailgate? I mean I know pickup trucks aren't a thing everywhere, but they're not a necessity, even if you'd think you need a tailgate to actually tailgate. Ya don't. Just brews and brats and buds.

[likegodapple]

Off the back of a quick search: The Foxborough stadium there and the largest stadium in Scotland, Celtic Park, have about the same seating capacity, about 65,000.

The Foxborough stadium normally has 20,000 parking spaces.

Celtic Park has 800, with another 600 nearby.

You might not need tailgates, but you do need to be parking there.

[victusinveritas]

I forgot, somehow, how much of America is paved (and mostly empty most of the time), especially near stadiums. Thanks for doing the research!

[cronenburger]

[bbcwhereareyou]

(x)

[raibura]

Consensus

Agree

Disagree

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[worldworldworldworld]

"Caramel listening to her ipawd", 2007

[apolladay]

If you have any sort of food restrictions (Allergies, sensory issues ARFID etc) have you ever wished that you didn't need to eat despite loving food and liking to eat when it's something you can eat?

Yes

No

Nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

(this poll isn't asking about anorexia or anything of the sort, just the feeling that you wish you didn't need to eat because it's too difficult to feed yourself or too much of a burden on people around you)

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of the irregular hexagon