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[bunnyb34r]

Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

[igetatrickoutofyou]

x

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[hiveswap]

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

[vaders-georg]

i haven’t seen any eyes rodgers!leias from @writings-of-a-fool‘s faceclaim post yet, so i went (eyes emoji)

the post says her wardrobe would get a do-over so i took a swing at redesigning the anh dress with japanese/hindu guyanese fashion in mind.

[bunnyb34r]

I have a hair or something stuck in my throat and it's been driving me crazy all fucking day

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[agentthirsty]

I gotta stop yelling at the people on Family Feud they can't hear me

[bunnyb34r]

It's okay Peepaw 😌

[ryan-sometimes]

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

apparently they almost went with weston

[allidrawscomics]

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[startistdoodles]

Hiya! I just wanted to let you guys know I made a bunch of Pride-themed I-Dogs for Pride month! I have them as keychains on my ACGGoods (not Etsy yet sorry ;-;) and eventually stickers too!

I'm also planning on making some more, and they will be added soon <3

[soppstop]

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[bunnyb34r]

Scupa's being a little menace shdgdgdgd he wanted out of the log, so he just stood up and pushed it off of him. Gurkle was in there on the side that got pushed down. He came out like 🫩

Scupa then decided he wanted to sit ON the log, which is now no longer level... I wonder why. And then he got down and was staring at the log like "who fucked up my house?? How rude! Who could have done this?"

He EARNED that "mommy's little bastard" t-shirt. He wants you all to know, it was not a participation trophy agdgdgd he EARNED it.

The menace in question:

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[bunnyb34r]

Me last week: oh I'll schedule my appt for 2pm so I'll be able to sleep real late if I want to.

Me now awake since 9am: 😐

[bunnyb34r]

Someone's been getting their roof done since at least 9am 😐

[bunnyb34r]

Inch resting that when I brought out MY hammer to pound the garden boarders in before the storm comes, they all suddenly stopped hammering. Like they hardly stopped at all day, but when I wanna play too, they all stop. How rude. 😠

[storm-of-feathers]

we don't credit rebecca sugar enough for making the episode with the first gay wedding in a kids show extremely plot relevant so it could not be skipped or cut.

[emeraldspiral]

#rebecca sugar has gone on record saying that they knew from the beginning they wanted ruby and sapphire and they put every inch of planning#in to make sure that the studio could not take them out. sugar has said they’d compromised on hundreds of things they’d wanted for steven#so that they had the bargaining power specifically to keep ruby and sapphire’s relationship#and a number of ‘filler’ episodes were created just to establish counter-arguments that might come up when they pitched the wedding episode#the one that comes to mind is the episode about steven and connie getting lost in rose’s room steven’s central conflict about liking their#fave book series’ romantic ending was later weaponised when producer’s were like ‘oh but steven’s a boy he won’t be too interested in them#getting married’ sugar was able to be like ‘no. in this episode it’s established he loves romance and specifically weddings. and in these#episodes it’s shown how much steven cares about ruby and sapphire and their relationship and happiness. you cannot convince me this is not#good and necessary plot development#and they wrapped it up in the season finale and the big climactic point of the diamonds finally coming to attack earth to make the#episode integral to the series no skipping it without confusion. and had ruby wear a wedding dress because international censors took#advantage of her design to give her a masculine va#and sugar made certain that everybody knew This was a queer love story that an entire town supported and admired and that any child watchin#it at home would know they are not alone and that that support is waiting for them out there somewhere#sugar sacrificed the wider story they wanted to tell for that and it was a horrible decision to be given but they made the right choice