Mystery Ziplock Baggy of Beans

If you're waiting for a reply DM from me, I promise I'm trying lol •[Terfs/radfems go fuck yourselves] • [over 18] • Let me know if you need something tagged • Reblog/Like spams are a-okay! • If you're here for the crabs the tags are: #the party boys #scupa #gurkle • ✌

[bunnyb34r]

Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

[jon-lox]

i stared at the rotisserie chicken i bought for 5 seconds trying to think about what it reminded me of

[apolladay]

Is bathroom sink water the same as kitchen sink water?

Yes

No

Bald nuance results

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[igetatrickoutofyou]

x

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[hiveswap]

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

[vaders-georg]

i haven’t seen any eyes rodgers!leias from @writings-of-a-fool‘s faceclaim post yet, so i went (eyes emoji)

the post says her wardrobe would get a do-over so i took a swing at redesigning the anh dress with japanese/hindu guyanese fashion in mind.

[bunnyb34r]

I have a hair or something stuck in my throat and it's been driving me crazy all fucking day

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[agentthirsty]

I gotta stop yelling at the people on Family Feud they can't hear me

[bunnyb34r]

It's okay Peepaw 😌

[ryan-sometimes]

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

apparently they almost went with weston

[allidrawscomics]

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[startistdoodles]

Hiya! I just wanted to let you guys know I made a bunch of Pride-themed I-Dogs for Pride month! I have them as keychains on my ACGGoods (not Etsy yet sorry ;-;) and eventually stickers too!

I'm also planning on making some more, and they will be added soon <3

[soppstop]

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[bunnyb34r]

Scupa's being a little menace shdgdgdgd he wanted out of the log, so he just stood up and pushed it off of him. Gurkle was in there on the side that got pushed down. He came out like 🫩

Scupa then decided he wanted to sit ON the log, which is now no longer level... I wonder why. And then he got down and was staring at the log like "who fucked up my house?? How rude! Who could have done this?"

He EARNED that "mommy's little bastard" t-shirt. He wants you all to know, it was not a participation trophy agdgdgd he EARNED it.

The menace in question: