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Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

Man 5below had so much strawberry shortcake shit sgdgdgdhdg

I got the Teenie Tinies kitchen one. Two shirts. And a paint by Numbers wall art thing.

I wanted so much of the paint it yourself shit shdgdg like this cake they had but where would I put it 😭 I did get a cowboy bear though

So much candy 😅

Bunch of random shit.

Mom was like pick whatever it's your bday present bc I had paid for the bath and body stuff she planned on paying for for me sgdgdgdggd I was like nope I got my card out first 😈 I got it!

And when we got home we saw that the backyard garden trash basket (pop up) jumped the fence when we were gone! It was on the lawn! Like see ya suckers! So that's getting rocks put in it sgdgdgdgd shithead

#marquilla #it was a nice day. im glad we did it. even if we squabbled a bit but that's pretty normal i guess #i really wanted the strawberry shortcake soup bowl but i feel like i wouldn't use it/would use it for display or id use it and it would wear #down fast and id be sad. so i just passed. maybe if i come across another one ill get it.#lots of snackleboxes lmao that's fun #i got haribo cherries. wild berry gummies. and one more i cant think of rn. got squashies sour apple/cherry i want to try the cherry/cola #one so bad sbdgdgd. got 10 pieces of bubble gum a box of lemonheads. sour Starburst. salted caramel twix. and i think that's it sgdgdgdg #moms like since when do you eat candy?? like i like certain chewy candy. im very picky ab chocolate and when i get it when my brain lets me #have it (ocd bullshit 'youll get cavities!!!' like gummies won't give me them too) and im on the candy subreddit and i do that bc i find #candy interesting and certain ones i love sgdggddh

7sghost

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

c-53

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

#our cat that just passed would find ANY wire or cord left on the ground. would manifest it out of thin air and chew on it

honeyrolls

Strawberry Cakes 🍓

link-is-a-dork

Groose: "...Say, come to think of it, how come I don't see your bird? Where is that scruffy pile of red feathers? I can't imagine what could've happened to him. Do you think his tiny brain got confused by all the clouds and got lost?"" Link (response 1): "Nice hair." Groose: "You lay off my do right now, or I'll flatten you. Everyone knows I've got the slickest pompadour in town."

Link (response 2): "Bring it on." Groose: "Pfft. Sure. Only thing is, I don't know how you're going to do that with no bird! You gonna grow wings?"

Link (response 3): "Give him back!" Groose: "Huh? I've got no idea what you're talking about."

#love this dumbass #loz #skysword #his theme is so great i love it #groose

portaltomb

this lettuce smells like dog

iamoutofideas

you bought dog lettuce

swarnpert

roadhogsbigbelly

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

roadhogsbigbelly

like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.

#i like having them on in the background while i do something else #i don't have the patience for video games most of the time but i enjoy them nonetheless as an art