Always the tone of surprise

« Believe in yourself and go for it .» JADE △ 19 Y.O △ QUEBEC « Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love.» - Emma Watson Serena to my blair muggles trying to find their way into hogwarts .

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[savedbythebellsabrina-blog]

[imaginura]

[nick-avallone]

Mariah Carey 10:13 - “I don’t know her”

[ringo-im-sixteen-deactivated201]

Guys, Eve picked the apple. Eve was a woman

[nick-avallone]

look it’s been like 7 years since i was forced to go to ccd classes pls cut me some slack 

[peteneems]

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

[joshpeck]

okay but where’s the link

[hijerking]

this is too much

[bongcop]

[officialscud]

thief..

[loosesealbluths]

[bigfloridaboy]

[weloveshortvideos]

Pug in his new jammies

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

fantastic

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[thebestoftumbling]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me: 

[mylittlesanity]

DELETE THIS NOW

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

rick and morty fans wasting full tanks of gas going on these epic pilgrimages to McDonalds so that they can get specially branded promotional packets of sauce and then rioting when they couldn’t get it is just overwhelming to think about. 

if they wanted to try szechuan sauce they could have just bought it at like, walmart. or made it themselves. but no. they drove miles upon miles to special mcdonalds to get a taste of this meme condiment, because justin roiland made a joke about it in his cartoon show about a man farting in space.

for some reason, this makes me feel sorry for my mom. she raised me as best she could, but there’s no way she could have prepared me to live in a world where shit like this is a regular occurrence. nazis are running around. grown men who think they’re smart for liking a cartoon are knocking over mcdonalds because they dont have meme sauces. a cartoon supervillain is the president. she couldn’t have known. nobody could have known it would be like this. every day is a trial.