The Freak Show

19/they,them/

[c0ff33-b3an]

So I’m actually currently using a different tumblr account feel free to follow and I’m also more active on insta so follow me I’m @fluffyfuvet

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone says money doesn’t create happiness, but being broke sure does create depression.

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Women live an average of 7 years longer than men. Women will also spend an average of 7 years in their lifetime menstruating. Sort of like a life refund for days spent in misery.

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Red hair makes you more attractive if you’re already attractive, but less attractive if you’re already unattractive.

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“Think before you speak” is actually harmful advice for someone who struggles with social anxiety.

[just-shower-thoughts]

An inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die.

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In the movie Cars, a car dealership would the real life equivalent of a slave market.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You are hearing this sentence with your eyes.

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Sunny D tastes like someone who has never tasted orange juice tried to make it based on the description alone.

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A fever is basically your body’s version of “kill it with fire”

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Most people probably don’t mind being at work. It’s waking up to go there that sucks.

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Archeologists who helped empty the pyramids were basically socially accepted grave thieves

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Life is like a game. It’s pay to win. Being born is creating a new account, every birthday is a level up, people in comas are afk, sleeping is logging out then back in, and dying is uninstalling.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We force small kids to nap when they want to play while we force adults to stay awake when they want to sleep.

[allforbts]

190309 Taehyung’s Tweet

생일축하해 사랑한다고얘기들으니 좋으네 자주해줘

Happy Birthday. It’s nice to hear you say ‘I love you.’ Please say it often. (T/N: Taehyung is referring to Yoongi’s Birthday V LIVE today when Taehyung said ‘I love you’ and Yoongi said ‘I love you’ back.)

Trans cr: Kylie @ allforbts © Please credit when taking out

[catlevania]

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