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I have yet to decide if I believe that or not. You don’t seem too bad so far, though. If you ask me, I was made to be pampered and worshiped but I guess making your dreams come true can weasel it’s way into the equation.
You don't have to accept the truth now, but you will eventually. Pampered and worshipped? Funny, I believe the same thing for myself. Hey, at least I'm putting your wishes to good use. Without me, they'd just be wasted.
What’s in it for me, buckaroo?
A fucking awesome night with me, what more could you ask for?
It has been one boring day.
Why do I have a strong feeling that everyday will be just as boring around here?
Hawaii? What’d you do? Ravage a town? Mass homicide?
Huh. Decent and sane. Can’t say I’ve gotten that here yet. Congrats. We just met and you’re already calling me a friend? Shit, Cael, I’m flattered.
No, actually, I was on vacation. I was by myself, but it was still vacation, and it was beautiful, until those assholes tracked me down and brought me here and couldn't tell me why.
Well I guess everyone else here is a psycho bitch. Oh, don't get all emotional and start crying, I'm just telling you that you're stuck with me, so you better get used to it.
It’s the first one, just got here today. Plus, I heard that the parties were all-camp things. Guessing you’re new too?
No matter if it was all-camp or not, I'm sure there are still lame kids who don't attend. Yeah, I just got here today as well, actually, and I hate it already.
And what if I don’t want to be your best friend, hm? What’s in it for me?
Why wouldn't you wanna be friends with me, I'm fucking awesome. I mean, you're making a poor boy's dream come true, isn't that what you were made to do or whatever?
Well, I heard that they throw the best parties here, so we might be in luck.
You're like the third person I've talked to to say they've only heard about these awesome parties. I don't understand why no one has actually been to one yet.
You’ll get used to it. Trust me, enough shit goes on around here, you’ll forget how long you’re here for.
Adelie. Addie. You do? Lemme guess, it has nothing to do with the fact that I may or may not be able to help cure your sobriety?
Not likely. They dragged me here from Hawaii. This place does not compare to Hawaii whatsoever.
Addie. Well it's nice to meet you, I guess. Hey, minus that fact, you seem like a decent and sane person, and I'll at least need one friend to make it through this.
I heard they throw pretty crazy parties here, someone is bound to have some around.
You've only heard? That either means you're new or too lame to be invited to said parties. Really hoping it's the first one.
Maybe, maybe not.
Oh come on, if you have some, it's only fair to give back to the community. Sharing is caring, or whatever that bullshit saying is.
Truth be told, most of the rules go to shit once you pass through these gates, but you just gotta know how to get around the ones that remain.
Oh, I'll get around them. Just gotta get used to being stuck here for the entire goddamn summer.
What's your name anyway, blondie? Feel like I'm gonna see a lot of you, so we might as well get acquainted. I'm Cael.
Come over to my cabin, I got drinks. My name is Roxi, by the way.
Roxi, my alcoholic friend, that is the greatest thing I have heard all day.
You’re not looking hard enough, buddy.
Are you telling me that your cabin is the one I need to be searching?
My thoughts exactly.
Everyone needs to stop being boring and fix that. We're fucking mythological creatures, I'm sure we'd throw the best parties.
You could always make a wish for some. I may grant it.
In that case, you may just become my best friend.
People smuggle it. Guessin’ you didn’t think that through?
Guess I thought that because this isn't a normal camp, we wouldn't follow the normal rules, but clearly I was wrong.
This camp sucks. Like where do they keep all of the alcohol?
