❝ PASSIVE

EST. 1/25/16

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I’m very sorry, that e-mail was for someone else.

Sincerely, Fumus

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This is not e-mail. How do I delete a post.

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Should have a second wedding just so I can go to it, can’t leave me out right? Can’t leave your buddy out, huh huh?

But yeah that’s the spirit fumy! I’m a treasure trove of advice you’ll see how helpful I am soon enough~ In so many things!

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It’s not a second wedding, it’s renewing your vows. I will be sure to invite you if we ever deem it nessessary.

I’m sure you do have some expertise in numerous fields. One might hope so for how long you’ve lived.

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I’m very sorry, that e-mail was for someone else.

Sincerely, Fumus

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Do you know that what you're talking about is limited by you’r false sense of realty? If you’d put more effort into your work while in school then you might have been not nearly as blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever had, but in the end it meant nothing because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life, but, honestly I think it’s about time you stepped down off your high horse and acknowledged life for what it is.

Sincerely, Fumus

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A intimate relationship and I wasn’t even told?! How cruel, at least invite me the the wedding when it happens. Not that none of us knew ‘bout you and that coffee cup, bit too much cream in it sometimes if ya know what I mean. Don’t need my tips just for switching though, bet they wont mind sharing yeah?

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I was trapped into this marriage long ago, I fear you may be too late.

Hopefully not, but I’ll let you know if I ever require any further advice.

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“Who are you?” Children aren’t meant to talk to strangers, and it’s far from an ideal situation for a child to be speaking to a divine being. Although, he didn’t know that. He had a faint smell of ashes and smoke, but he wouldn’t question it. He looked nothing of what the young demon has seen before. He didn’t have horns, or a tail… Not even pointy ears! And they seemed to lack sharp teeth, as most demons had them. He wasn’t sure of what to think of the being infront of him. He was…new.

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“...”

          Silence absolutely was not an appropriate response to the child’s question, though Fumus found himself nonplussed over why one might be wandering the halls, especially at such an unfortunate hour. And, as he would, he wondered just who this was. 

“I’m God.”

          Blunt, precise, and almost sharp. The usual. Fumus was not at all offended by the innocent question, it made sense considering how indirectly he handled his business anyway. Albeit, he still found himself harboring a vague feeling of irritation. Maybe he could have spoken more softly, but the boy had surprised him and he didn’t like it.

“Who are you?”

          Now he felt almost silly.

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me: ok, time to draw fumus displaying a wide amount of emotions to cover all the basic feelings!

also me:

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Bold your muse’s preference!

1. Movies

Comedy or Action ?

Romance or Horror ?

Adventure or Drama ?

Historical or Musicals ?

Sci-fi or Westerns?

2. Food

Tea or Coffee ?

Cake or Pie ?

Fruit or Vegetables ?

Sweet or Spicy ?

Cereal or Oatmeal ?

Bagels or Cookies ?

Sandwich or Pizza ?

3. Nature

Early Bird or Night Owl ?

Summer or Winter ?

City or Countryside ?

Cats or Dogs ?

Hiking or Swimming ?

Forest or Meadow ?

4.  Misc.

Hugs or Kisses ?

Books or Movies ?

Shorts or Long Pants ?

Monopoly or Sorry ?

Comic Books or Novels ?

Showers or Baths ?

Chess or Checkers ?

Hip-Hop or Classical Music ?

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I’d like to hope that no one in this world is advertising this to me.

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gonna fuckin draw myself some reaction icons since i accidentally opened tumblr up in the wrong browser

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Sorry I haven’t come on here as often, I don’t actually care.

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“Eh it's not important anyways what you said. Same boring stuff like always probably.”

“”You should really read it sometime, might give you some tips to seduce your coffee cup next time.”

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Sounds about right.

But I don’t think the tips will be necessary ---  I’ve already got a pretty intimate relationship with it. I’ll be sure to keep it as a reference in case I decide to switch brands, though.

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   Pleasure to meet you! How is it    possible to come late to a mass    greeting…?    If you mean your url, it’s mostly    because people make coffee with     ‘’you’’. Fumus… no idea. Doesn’t    sound like some kind of food to me.

   But anyway! Nice to meet you, Fumy.    Call me Simon, or shorten it to your     liking.

   How is it going?

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Nice to meet you too, I meant that I’d just made one before this one, or something like that. It’s been a while so I don’t exactrly remember.

Apparently it’s a similar pronounciation to hummus. You speak English, so you might have read my name as foo-muhs or something. Idk.

Simon is a nice name, I think I won’t shorten it. But I’ll keep that in mind in case speed becomes a necessity.

I’m having an acceptable day, if not then I wouldn’t have the time to sign on. How about you?

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typoing on purpose is painful

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satanickadick:

“Aw Fumy, do I have ta? Ya know who I am!”

“Eh, fine, fine. I’m the amazing, most brilliant Satanick and my novel is on the bestseller list for the entire year now! Aren’t I great~!”

My wording must have escaped your attention, but ok. Congratulations on the wonderful achievemeant, I’m sure it’s nothing below a  fascinating read.

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I should stop writing in pens, I’m making too many mistakes.

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@cutemoniic || @hebeninus || @ecirocil || @redernptore

You all came late, but it’s alright. All that matters is that I get through this. My name’s Fumus, and I recently discovered that when I search my name the only results are food.