Lauren

A little BIt of everything (haha get it? Bi joke because I’m bi). Dad jokes, coffee, cats and weirdly specific interests that fade quickly because of my ADHD. Ask is always open *does a peace sign*

[deedala]

ilya's hand on shane's knee ♡

[sadaveniren]

Why the fuck are we gatekeeping promo? What happened to people in fandom immediately scanning the magazines their faves are in and posting them online so everyone can see??

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

me about me: is she okay

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[egberts]

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

[undeadhousewife]

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[egberts]

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

[wheeloffortune-design]

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

[marlynnofmany]

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

[aphony-cree]

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

[zamagi]

how did they know

[sourcreammachine]

john raul porge and gringo

[iamfarfromvibingrightnow]

they're like two cats

[umthatsliam]

[pridesobright]

10 DAYS OF LIAM → day 02: favorite solo moment — chef payne on youtube

please, donate if you can · The Trussell Trust ·

[shefalo-deactivated20150722]

i wouldnt be who i am today if it werent for one direction idgaf

[maybewecouldtry]

Lilo moments x

[tomlins-blog]

[slutzouis]

[pop-punklouis]

i know this has been said in various ways by many people, but this genuinely needs to be a wake up call for how dehumanizing and objectifying fame is and can be. a dark rabbit hole that can swallow someone up without any empathy, and the malevolent presence just laughs as it watches one try to dig themselves out with any means necessary before kicking them as they fall back down, time and time again.

the industry is a broken system. that isn't news, but how much blood has to stain the hands of those who were meant to protect young stars, to mentor young stars, to uplift and encourage young stars before something is actually done. tears can be wept. posts can be made. guilt can be had. but when will enough be enough? when will there be real investigations? when will there be an entire uprooting of the foundation that has steadied this toxic, abusive industry for decades? when will this be taken seriously enough?

no one should become hollow shells of their former selves, constantly seeking validation and peace at the bottom of bottles or through capsules of pills or scattered in the powder of substances. no one should be running an endless race to find who they once were. no one should become an adult who does horrible things who once was a kid who had an innocent heart and dreams. no one should grow up in an environment designed for them to fail underneath those with power and guiding lights who do not protect them when that was their number one job.

every young star who dies at the hands of the spotlight dies first by the irresponsibility and crude nature of those who were meant to safeguard them and keep them from harm's way. and that should infuriate you. because it constantly infuriates me.

[plaingreekyogurt]

RIP legend