gay and tired

julien baker. (fake). she/he/they. inkmockingbird on chats.

[caffeinequeer]

hi i'm julien baker and contrary to popular belief, taylor swift's "tattooed golden retriever" lyric is actually about me. tall in lucy dacus' heart, but not in reality. my latest project is growing tomatoes and my herb garden. constantly collecting tattoos and running from my demons. talk to me about anything but the boygenius hiatus at inkmockingbird.

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is it acceptable to put those little rubber duckies on cars that arent jeeps? i saw one on another suv and i was like "that doesn't seem right"

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first show of the uk leg of tour tonight. last shows of 2024! insert generic post about it being such an honor to get to perform for a living. i'm so freaking lucky.

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my friend nick just said to me "chat, are we cooked?" and my reply was "what does that mean?"

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woke up to find phoebe lying on the floor in the hallway with a blanket and a dog because she felt sick

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had an intense craving for a fat steak then realized it's the full moon so that explains it

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we dave and bustin' today !

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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colby is cancelled. he just called me "munchkin".

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tensions high in the muna-boygenius household right now (went to the lakers/grizzlies game together and the grizzlies lost)

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i'll be solely referring to myself as 'nonbinary boywife' after a twitter post phoebe just sent me

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

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being mean to max first thing in the morning

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do not disturb i'm chasing my tail until further notice

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i go into full-on grill dad mode when i'm planning a bbq

[stricatul]

kissing isn't enough i need u to bite me