Cali Dandy

Master-level self-saboteur

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Spider-Man soundtrack y'all

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Memories...Do Not Open

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🎾"....I don't know, Jim, there's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes & one of his socks...actually, I think he's crying." 📷

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Xena, Family Dog Rescue #Queen 👑#DogFest #SFDogFest #ILoveFamilyDog #DogoSF (at Duboce Park)

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The 🍰 is a lie (at Chambers eat + drink)

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Saturdaze with Mia #ILoveFamilyDog #DogoSF (at Castro District, San Francisco)

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Fattie 😍 (at Paper Tree)

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A year ago, I was in Miami on a rooftop raging face. Today, I babysat Kat here for 3 hours in the Castro. How times do change (at Castro (San Francisco))

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Emma, stinky running buddy 🐕 💩♥ (at Family Dog Rescue)

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Let the records show I've dive something useful with a Saturday morning ☀ #RaceForThePaws

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🌸 // ♠ (at Chili House SF)

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✌out Cole Valley...tis been a real 4 years, but there comes a time when one just cannot fuck with a < 7 ft wide bedroom and Ncompetent #NJudah anymore. I might feel differently one day, but right now about the only thing I miss is the running joke about "taking girls to the Ice Cream Bar" 🍦 (at Cole Valley, San Francisco)

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CuddleBear vs SuperBaby 1 Last Time 🗽 #OpenYourEyesBro #LmaoYesIKnow (at R Bar)

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💀🐙 (at Crunch Fitness - Hills Plaza)

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Cider-braised pot roast. 🍖 Ladies holla at me

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The smoking deck Zoolander #DaftPunk #CalvinHarris (at Slate Bar)

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The year all the 🎈s kept getting stuck @ejusticeportous ✝ (at San Francisco Armory/KINK.com)