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How many times have I made a pinned post

Gonna keep this short. Howdy!! Call me Calliope. This is my fanfic side blog so they don't clutter up my main. I'll mainly write about Problem Sleuth and Homestuck's Intermission so if you like that stuff, you've come to the right place. Maybe I'll take fanfic requests in the future but idk. DNI is pretty standard, no bigots, no radqueers, no darkshippers, stuff like that. My main is @hopethesillyheartwitch so go check that out for more nonsense.

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*Wakes up from month long coma* I have motivation to make a fic again

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The Destruction Of A Lassy

TW/CW: Violence, gorey descriptions, and death

Your name is Destructive Lassy, and you are utterly scared out of your mind. You tried to steal from food, which is something you tend to do alot considering your awful situation, but this time? You got caught. Now the police are hot on your trail and you're forced to run. You've been running for hours at this point, you're surprised you aren't tired yet. Yet your escape was cut short, when... TRIP! You tripped on a walk and collapsed into the sidewalk. You aren't too hurt, but when you tried to stand up, you couldn't. You had injured your leg. You begin to panic even more as a looming shadow gets closer and closer. It's the police officer, looking at you with a terrifying expression. "Nowhere to run now, little thief." He says. You struggle to respond, you don't know what to say. You have to gey away. You try to sta- STAB. The next you know is that you feel a sharp pain in your eye. Your visions turns red and blurs. You put your hand where the pain is. You scream. Blood drips down your face. You can't see anything. It hurts. It hurts. IT HURTS. You look up at the officer, you see the knife in his hand, stained with your own blood. "Make another move again, and I'll take more than your eye." You're breathing heavily, tears fall down your eyes. You turn around and see the rock that made you trip. As a last stitch effort, you pick up the rock and toss it at his face, causing him to drop the knife. Out of pure survival instanct, you pick up the knife and toss it at the destrcated officers head, killing him instantly. Enough time had passed, you're able to stand up now. You had killed someone. You had actually killed someone. This isn't something dad would've done, not ever. But it was the only way you could survive. You're crying. You hate this. You want things to go back to how they used to be. But your sorrow is cute short by the sharping pain in your head. You need to find a way to heal your eye, but you don't know any doctors around. You limp over to the trash can and franticly search for something, pulling out an old pirate patch. You'll settle for that. You put on the pirate patch, limp over to an old alley-way, curl up... ...And cry.

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Didn't get the chance to write it today but just know it WILL happen tomorrow

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Tomorrow, I write Problem Sleuth OC slop

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THE RAINBOW PURGATORY: CHAPTER 5

Chapter title: There's More Paitents????

TW/CW will be added post editting.

In the dark hallways of Rainbowcare, Doom and Cuddles walked up to a giant door. The door that led to President Meats office. Doom picked up Cuddles so the smaller Anthry could reach the doorpad, causing the door to open automaticly. "Ah, you finally made it!" Meat shouted with glee. He stretched his long noodle like arms to Cuddles, picking him up and pulling him into a hug. "Sir, wasn't this meant to be a meeting?" Snare asked with a rather annoyed tone. "He can do whatever he wants." Dr. Party snapped back. Snare would simply role her eyes at the Chinchilla. Meat noticed the comotion and set down Cuddles, the smaller Anthry let out a sigh of relief for some reason. "So, Doom," Meat asked. "Did you introduce the new guy to everyone in the building?" "I think so!" Doom replied. "I mean, sure it was quicker than I expect-" In that moment, Doom realized that he missed a few staff members and paitents to introduce Barry to. Her face turned into one of fear at the realization. Snare would sigh and face palm. "Doom, you're completely useless." She said. "For once, I agree with you." Dr. Party added. Doom would whimper, small tears forming in their eyes. "That's rich coming from you, Anabel!" Cuddles snapped in defense. Snare didn't seem to care at all about what Cuddles said. "Now now, let's not get off topic!" Meat said. "I'm just here to remind you all not to let the newbie get close with….them." His tone became more venomous when he mentioned "them". "We can't let that group get a new member and ruin our plans, understand?" Meat tilted his head. "Transparent as ever, sir!" Cuddles said. "Good!! You four can run along now! I can tell you all had a very busy day and need some rest!" Meat exlaimed. "Finally…" Snare pulled out a cigeratte as she said this. Cuddles would silently groan, she has no right to call Doom useless when she does stuff like this. Cuddles held Doom's hand and walked out of the room.

Morning arrived, Barry was still sound asleep in his hospital bed. He didn't even notice someone walking into his room. It was a weird platypus thing. "HOLY CRAP!!" The Platypus yelled, his face turning red with blush. "H-Holy crap….no one told me the new paitent would be so….hot…!" He muttered. "Okay, don't panic, Blewis…" he muttered again. "Just….make a good first impression and don't screw it up." Blewis walked over to Barry and reached out his hand. "Hey, welcome to Rain-" As soon as he touched his back, Barry woke up and screamed in fear. "DON'T TOUCH ME-!" he cried out. "Oh crap- My bad!" Blewis said, feeling like a total idiot right now. "Y-You're fine…" Barry said. "I'm just….not used to people touching me…" "Noted." Blewis replied. "Who are you anyways?" Blewis sat next to Barry's bed. "Barry Erry Ill. But just call me Barry." "Nice to meet ya, Barry. I'm Blewis Lifaway, but everyone just calls me Blue." For some reason, Barry felt safe around Blewish. He seemed reletevly calm compared to everyone else. "Why didn't I see you when Doom was showing me around?" Barry asked. "I mean, there's a ton of people here so I don't blame them for forgetting." Blewis admitted. "If you want, I can take you to see the rest of the paitents." "I don't see why not." Barry said while nodding. "Alright, follow me." Blewis stood up and opened the door. 'He's so adorable…but I'm not sure if he likes me back, especially with that bad first impression…' Blewis thought to himself as they both left the room.

Meanwhile, Doom opened the door to Barry's room. "Good moring, Bear-Be-" Smile then noticed that Barry was nowhere to be found. "B-Bear-Bear-?!" Doom stammered. He began to panic. Did something bad happen to Barry and she was too late to stop it?! Cuddles walked into the room, seeing Doom in their paniked state. "Doom? What's wrong?" He asked. Doom picked up Cuddles and began to shake him. "BARRY IS MISSING!!" They cried. "Actually, a paitent just took him!!" A voice from a trashcan said. "Wait…that voice…." Cuddles said, hopping over to the trashcan. "Hey, Doom? Mind opening the trashcan?" Doom opened the trashcan, and out came a raven spider hybrid with a wife smile. "COREY?!" Doom and Cuddles said in unison. "HAILOOOO!!" Corey greeted with joy. "I was wondering why you weren't in the therapist office…" Cuddles said. "Oh! That's because Dr. Party threw me into this trashcan!!" Corey casually said. "They WHAT??? Are you alright???" Doom cried out in worry. "I'm fine, bestie!! I got used to it!" Cuddles would look at Bullet with concern. "O…kay….well, do you know which paitent took Mr. Ill?" He asked. "Nope! You're on your own for this one!" Doom would sigh. "Well…thanks for giving us a lead, friend!" He gave Corey a hug, causing her to giggle. "No problem, bestie!!"

Meanwhile in Blewis's room, a bunch of paitents were hanging out there. Blewis opened the door and walked inside. "Welcome to my room, man. Make yourself at home." Barry walked in the room, it was…surprisingly calm and comforting. Suddenly, an axolotl noticed the two and stormed over to the duo. "Seriously?! You brought a newbie??? Way to ruin the whole atmosphere…" She said. Barry was confused by his words. "Oh, that's Reagan. They hate everyone and everything. Don't pay her anymind." Blewis said. "Uhhh, okay…" Barry replied. "HEY! I don't hate everything! I hate MOST THINGS! Get it right!" Reagan snapped. "Whatever you say…" Blewis said. Reagan would pout and turn away. "He seems….unpleasent." Barry quietly said. Suddenly, he was picked up by a tall lynx. "HELLO, LITTLE GUY!!" The lynx said, causing Barry to scream. "That's Cheryl Bub. She's kinda like the mama bear of this place. She means well, but Lo can also be rather chaotic. For some reason she seems to really like that pink rabbit…" Blewis explained. Cheryl continued to hold Barry like a baby. "OHH YOU'RE SO CUTE!!" She shouted. "Don't you worry, wittle guy!! Mx. Cherry is gonna keep you safe!!" Sadly, it seems like lov words were scaring Barry even more because of his loud tone. "Cheryl, mind putting him down? You're scaring him." Another voice said. "Sorry…" Inny said as she sat Barry down. The person seemed to be a blue cat with a cyan hat. "That's River Steem. She's a big fan of old music and helps me keep my friends in check." Blewis said. River helped Barry up. "Thank you, miss…" Barry said. "No problem. Cheryl can be a massive handful, especially with lov….weird obsession with Dr. Cuddles." Her tone sharpened when she mentioned Cuddles. Suddely, a bug flew over to Barry and just…stared at him. "Uhhh…hello…?" Barry asked. "That's Wally Fly. He's half dog, half fly. He's very curious about new people and honestly kinda acts like an alien discovering a new planet, but in a good way." Blewis pat Wally on the back as he finished his sentence. Wally made a purring sound and began to nuzzle Barry, making a buzzing noise as he did so. Barry then noticed a horse with toilet paper acting like a horn, he looked sad. "What's up with him?" Barry asked. "That's Ursmall Hoarse. He was a unicorn who got his horn broken, fell into a deep depression after that." Barry's ears dropped, he felt bad for the poor guy. However, before Barry could go comfort him, a LITERAL BRAIN walked up to him. "Greetings, good sir!" The brain said. "AH! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!" Barry screamed. "That's Matt Grey. He accidentally got his brain ripped out during surgery and somehow lived." Blewis said like it was a normal occurance. Barry had a BUNCH of questions running through his mind right now.

Suddenly, two people KICKED down the door. "Well, well, well~!" A more femenine one said. "Looks like the loser Blue has a new friend!" A more scratchy voice said. The two people were a cyan cat with gem like features, and a red bat-cat hybrid. "Oh, Redward…" Blewis groaned. "Hi, Diane!" River said to the blue cat. "River??? Listen, I love you and all, but you HAVE to stop hanging out with a loser like Blue!" Diane said, crossing her arms. "Oh, Diane….stubborn as always." River giggled. Redward flew over to Barry. "You must be Barry. Uni told me ALLLL about you!" He nudged the green cat. "Of course she did…" Blewis muttered. "What? You upset that the Swag Squad got Barry before your lame-o friend group could?" Redward sarcasticly asked. "Um- I'm not-" "WE'RE NOT LAME!" Reagan snapped, interupting Barry. "You do have a point…" Diane said. "Only like, half of you are lame." She smugly said, happily winking at River. Blewis stood up and walked over to Redward. "You listen here, addict. Barry is NOT going to join that unicorn's stupid squad. He has STANDARDS." Redward laughed at Blewis' words. "Oh yeah? And how do you know that~?" Suddenly, two other people slammed open the door. It was Doom and Cuddles. "BEAR-BEAR!" Doom shouted, pulling Barry into a hug. "Sick? You know this dweeb?" Reagan asked, her tone noticably more nicer. "Of course I do!!" Doom replied through tears of worry. Reagan walked over to Doom and began to dry his tears. Cuddles walked over to Blewis and Redward. "You two! What did I say about fighting?!" Redward simply rolled his eyes. "He started it!" Blewis said. "I don't care who started-" Suddenly, Cheryl picked up Cuddles and hugged him. "CUDDLES!!! MY BELOVED!!!" Inny shouted, making Cuddles very confused and uncomfortable. "Doom, do you mind taking Barry back to his room? I'll deal with the rest of them once this WEIRD LYNX LETS ME GO!" Cuddles commanded, struggling to breathe. "Of course!" Doom said, grabbing Barry's hand. Barry waved goodbye to Blewis as the duo walked off.

Author's notes: Sorry if this chapter was more buns/shorter/lazy lol

Anyways, a bunch of new OC's were introduced!! They are all owned by my friends and there will be more to come!! Blewis and Redward are owned by @shitfuck101 Reagan is owned by a friend TRP pilled people: @dusk-hollow, @cartooemcanhis, @dimensional-funfetti, @beclight, @doomin-gloom, @chunktism, @bloodravenzz

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Because You Were Nice To Me

Your name is Die, you have a needle in your hand and you're shaking like crazy! Okay, the shaking like crazy part isn't anything new, but the holding the needle part is. You're in Stitch's tailor with your co-workers, Eggs. She...managed to get herself injured. AGAIN. LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES. Thankfully, it wasn't anything too bad this time, but she still injured herself enough that her effigy needed fixing. One problem though, Stitch decided to clock out early and take a nap. He told you to either wait until he wakes up or to fix the effigy yourself. Realisticly, you shouldn't have done anything, but...something inside you told you to fix up Eggs effigy, so you took up the offer. And honestly? YOU THINK YOU'VE MADE A REALLY BAD CHOICE. Your hands are shaking, your breathing is heavy, and sweat is dripping down your face more often than usual. It's like the conductor running the anxiety train in your head decided to speed up the process of getting to freak out station! You try to ignore since you got a job to do, but it's hard to ignore it when the alarm bells in your brain are blaring LOUD AS AN ALARM CLOCK! "ACK!" you said, accidentally pricked your hand a bit with the needle. Eggs raises her head up, taking notice of your struggle. "Y(12)u KN(12)W, Die. Ya d(12)n't HAVE t(12) d(12) this!! I'll be FINE!!" She says with that annoyingly chipper yet sweet voice. "N(6). I'LL BE ALRIGHT." you respond. In reality, you don't think you'll be alright. But you don't want her to worry for...some reason. "But- y(12)u're CLEARLY upset d(12)ing THIS!!" you get a bit agitated. "I HAVE A J(6)B T(6) D(6) AND I'M G(6)ING T(6) FINISH IT!" you scream back. It seems like that one gave Eggs the hint. Finally, it's quiet again. After a while, Eggs speaks up again. Dang it. But this time, she asks a question you don't know how to answer. "Umm...why DID y(12)u decide t(12) help ME?" You pause. You begin to think. As much as you didn't like how annoying Eggs could be, especially with her time travel nonsense, she was nice to you. She didn't pick on you like the others did. And you guess...this was your way of making it up to her. "BECAUSE...Y(6)U WERE NICE T(6) ME." you respond, you see her face light up with joy. Just a few more finshing touches, anddd....there we go! Effigy fixed. Well, as fixed as it could be. "THERE. N(6)W, D(6)N'T GET HURT AGAIN T(6)DAY. I D(6)N'T WANT T(6) D(6) THIS AGA-" Before you can finish, Eggs pulls you into a hug and squeezes you VERY tightly. "(12)H THANK Y(12)U THANK Y(12)U THANK Y(12)U!!" She says. You don't say anything, just giving her a gentle pat on the head as she lets go. You see her run out of the tailor, probably to go bother Biscuits. Eggs may be a nusanse sometimes, but she ain't that bad of a co-worker.

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Hey gang ignore the poll results I dont feel like writing Itchy Torture Hour rn I wanna write Leprechaun Yuri

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Sorry gang I am feeling tired I might try to write the fic tomorrow but for today I am #resting

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What's up, gaymers

Okay so I have two fanfic ideas I wanna write, but I'm unsure which one to write first, so....

Which idea should I write first?

Itchy and Die fanfic

Die x Eggs fanfic

Results (My button no touching!!)

Voting ended onMay 9

Note that I will write both, this just determans which one I'll write first

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It seems like the children want yuri so far

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Nevermind it seems people want Itchy Torture Hour

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What's up, gaymers

Okay so I have two fanfic ideas I wanna write, but I'm unsure which one to write first, so....

Which idea should I write first?

Itchy and Die fanfic

Die x Eggs fanfic

Results (My button no touching!!)

Voting ended onMay 9

Note that I will write both, this just determans which one I'll write first

[calliesfanficaccount]

It seems like the children want yuri so far

[calliesfanficaccount]

What's up, gaymers

Okay so I have two fanfic ideas I wanna write, but I'm unsure which one to write first, so....

Which idea should I write first?

Itchy and Die fanfic

Die x Eggs fanfic

Results (My button no touching!!)

Voting ended onMay 9

Note that I will write both, this just determans which one I'll write first

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A short PSHD drabble

TW/CW: Panic attacks and ableist language. (Also for context, Sleuth is autistic here. This is mostly just me projecting blehhhh)

Your name is Problem Sleuth, and you're on a date with your girlfriend, Hysterical Dame! The date is at a fancy party and- Oh GPI you underestimated how many people were gonna be here....you're not too good at crowds, never have been. But you can't let anyone know that!! You're meant to be a hard boiled detective after all!! And besides, you don't want to make HD upset...god, you love her so much. You got together sometime after the whole Kingpin Incident, and you couldn't have been happier! She's so cool, kind, and just...the best!! She also helped you figure out a few things about yourself...finally, you felt comfortable in your own body, and it was all thanks to her. "Sleuthy?" You hear her say. You snap back into reality, you must've been spacing out. "Ah- sorry, dear-" you say. She giggles. "It's fine!" Anddd now you can hear how loud people are talking again. Why are they even being so loud??? It's a fancy event for GPI's sake! Oh. oh no. You're starting to get overwhelmed from all the loud noises. You pull your hat to your face, you have to calm down! You don't wanna ruin this nice date for your girlfriend..."Sleuthy? Are you okay?" You hear her ask. "N-No need to worry! Everything's under control!" "Hey, isn't that the detective?" You hear someone say. you must've spoken a bit too loud. People are looking at you. you start to panic even more. They're whispering. They're whispering about you. You need to calm down. You need to calm down. Why aren't you calming down. WHY AREN'T YOU CALMING DOWN. "Jeez, why is she freaking out so much?" "I feel bad for her date for having to deal with her nonsense..." "I thought her girlfriend was supposed to be the hysterical one, I guess not." no. nononononononononoNONONONONONONONO- why are you crying. You're not supposed to cry. Hard boiled detectives never cry. you want to scream. You want to cry. But you can't. You can't. YOU CAN'T- Suddenly, you feel a hand on your palm, it's Hysterical Dame's. You expect her to look upset but instead she looks...sympathetic? "Let's go home..." she says. Before you can speak, she takes you outside. You're still paniking. You're still crying. GPI, this is so embarrassing. "Hey, hey, slow down....breathe....breathe..." HD says, holding you close to her chest. You slowly calm down, your breathing slows, and your tears fall at a slower rate. You look up at her, your eyes now red from all the crying. "I'm- I'm so sorry, dear- I- probably ruined every-" She put her hand on your lip. "Listen, I wouldn't have enjoyed it if you didn't enjoy it." Her voice is soft, almost like a warm blanket. "Come on, let's head back home, we can put on a nice movie instead..." You dry your own tears and nod. "Thanks, dear..." You say. "Anytime, Sleuthy..." She replies, giving you a kiss on the cheek.

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Die: Track The Deaths

TW/CW: Death mention, implied s/h, and probably gorey descriptions.

Your name is Die, otherwise known as 6. You're a member of The Felt, a group of time traveling criminals that work for Lord English. You aren't too fond of your co-workers. There's only like...4 or 5 of them that are nice to you. Everyone else? Yeah. Fat chance of ever getting along with them. You also have a facination with death and doom. Because of this, you like seeing people die. Hell, it's your name! Well, it's probably because of dice, but you like to think it's the other option. You enter your room, being greated by your chickens. They're the only friends you can count on in this place. You slam the door shut and lock the door, can't make sure ANYONE finds out about this secret. What secret? The book you just pulled out of your coat of course! What's the book about? It's a death book! It's where you keep track of all the ways you've seen people die. You even like to compare them sometimes! You pull out some pens and flip through the pages. Most of the pages are filled with the most clumsiest members, as to be expected. We have Eggs and Biscuits with their diasterous time travel abilities, we got Doze and Sawbuck with their abilities that are borderline useless, and then we have....augh, Itchy. You hate Itchy. You hate him so much. Literally the worst person you've EVER met. And that's saying alot! Sometimes you go to timelines where he's dead JUST to see his corpse. Most of the time, it ends in...disaster for you. You...tend to act before you think, it's an aspect you hate yourself for...but anyways! You finally find a blank page and write down who died today. Two deaths happened. You had Crowbar who somehow got thrown off a balcony and broke every bone in his body, and then you had Itchy and...well....you may have had something to do with Itchy's death. Hmm...hard choice on who had the worst death. Of course, breaking your bones is horrific, but also...you've pricked yourself with your pins in the past!! Those things hurt!! Eh, you decided it's a tie. You don't like either of them anyways so you enjoyed seeing them both suffer. You yawn, must be getting tired. You put away your book and finally get some well earned sleep.

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Expect a new fanfic tomorrow

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THE RAINBOW PURGATORY: CHAPTER 4

Chapter title: Cream's Inner Mission: Like Any Good Paranormal Podcast...

NOTE: THIS CHAPTER TAKES PLACE AROUND THE SAME TIMES CHAPTERS 1-3 TAKE PLACE,

TW/CW: DEATH MENTION + SUICIDE MENTION.

Somewhere, deep in the woods, far away from civilization, there was a small house. Inside, there was a spider rat asleep in his bed. However, it seemed like he was having a bad dream. Suddenly, he shot awake, his alarm clock ringing loudly. "That weird dream again..." he muttered, turning off his alarm clock. The rat got up, put on some clothes, and walked into the living room. In the room there was another spider rat wearing a green bow reading a newspaper about how a fox got hit by a bus...and no one cared about it! "Oh! Morning, Cream!" The other rat said with joy in her voice. "Morning, aunt Mood." Cream replied, sitting down on the couch. "Did you sleep well?" Mood asked. Cream was silent for a while, before he replied. "I slept....fine, I guess. Had another weird dream though." Mood frowned at his answer. "I'm sorry to hear that, Cre-Cre..." Mood said, wrapped her arm around Cream. "Y'know, you can always tell me about your dreams!" Cream would groan, swatting Moodd's hand away from him. "No thanks, I don't think you would understand anyways." Cream sat up from the couch and walked to the kitchen, grabbing an apple and swallowing it in one gulp. "Oh! You know I can cook you some-" Mood was interrupted. "No need. I'll probably just get something at the gas-station on the way to school." Cream said. Mood would sigh. She'd never admit it, but she wasn't a big fan of how Cream acted...she understood that teenagers would act rebelious, but he used to be so...actually, it'd be better not to think about it now. She doesn't wanna remember when her brother was alive...memories of a time they'll never get back. However, it seems like Mood was too busy in thought, since as soon as she snapped out of it, she noticed that Cream was about to walk out the door. "Oh, wait!" Mood ran up and handed him a bag. "Here's your lunch~!" Cream snatched the bag, and turned away. "Bye bye~! Remember that auntie loves you~!" Cream just rolled his eyes and slammed the door. Mood would sigh. "I'm starting to think she's becoming a bad influence on him..."

Cream put some headphones in his ears and began listening to his favorite band, My Synthetic Affection. The young rat began to get lost in thought. It's been a long time since his father passed away. He doesn't know how long, but he knew he was very young when it happened. But the weird thing is...Cream barely remembered anything about his dad. In fact, he didn't remember much about his childhood at all. All he remembered about his dad was his name and that, according to some photos, was very close with the rest of his family. Whenever Cream would ask Mood about his dad, she would just go silent and change the subject. It was so...weird. However, his thoughts were cut short when he heard someone call out to him. "CREAAAAMMM!!" A voice said. He looked up from his phone and noticed a green cat waving to him. "Oh. Hey, Eve." He said. Eve ran up to him and pulled him into a hug. "You idiot! You had me worried!" Eve shouted, her tone rather upbeat with a smug smile on her face. Cream and Eve were best friends. In fact, he was her ONLY friend. Eve was considered the school's menace. She enjoyed picking on others and making herself laugh. However, this also gave her a bad reputation. She didn't seem to mind at all though, but it was rather lonely. Cream on the other hand didn't care about Eve's reputation, he knew that deep down, she was a good person. Cream looked up at Eve and smirked. "Sorry about that, jerk. My aunt was holding me back, so that's why I was late." Eve laughed a bit. "Idiot, being late is a good thing in my eyes!" Cream and Eve liked to call each other insults. It was kind of like their own inside joke. "I know, jerk." Cream replied. He then remembered something important. "Oh, and about your brother...I'm....sorry I couldn't come to his funeral. Auntie Mood said I wasn't allowed to...I'm very sorry for your loss..." Cream's ears dropped as he said this. "You're fine!" Eve replied. "I'll miss him alot, but I can't let that get me down!" Cream smiled, he honestly admired Eve's optimism. "Well, lets blow this popsicle stand!" The two walked into school, ready to begin the day.

In class, it was rather boring. The teacher was rambling about utter nonsense, at least Cream thought it was nonsense. Cream pulled some paper out of his backpack and began drawing. He was drawing a character of his own. His name was Scar D. Souls. Eve pryed closed to his desk to get a closer look. "Who's that?" She asked. "Oh, it's just a character of mine." Cream replied. Eve's eyes lit up. "I didn't know you were an artist! You should tell me more about this stuff, idiot!" She gently nudged Cream a bit. "Do you....also draw?" Cream asked. "Of course I do!" Eve pulled out her sketch book and swung it open. "See this? This is Mallie Volent!" Eve pointed to a drawing of a pink Dinerry. "Heh, not bad." Cream complimented. "Thanks!" In that moment, Eve's face became more neutral. "Say...have you heard the rumors going around?" She asked. "....no...?" Cream replied. Eve inhaled. "So, since you're a massive paranormal activity nerd, I did some research for you! And I found out some....weird stuff has been happening these past couple of days..." "What kind of weird things?" Cream asked. "Well, you ever heard of Wedoncare hospital?" "Yeah, I know that place. What about it?" "One of the doctors completely lost her mind...some people are saying it's the cause of paranormal activity. Apparently she's been having these weird delusions..." Cream's ears perked up out of curiosity. "What was her name?" Eve thought. "Um...Prickles Anthorns I think?" Her ears then went up. "Oh, and here's another one. Y'know the lake at the park? For some reason there's been an increse of people jumping in the lake...the weird thing is survivors claim to have no memory of jumping in..." "That reminds me..." Cream interrupted. "I've been having these....weird dreams." "What are they about?" Eve asked. "Well, it involves me in darkness....and there's this bright blue light....it tells me that....my dad isn't really gone.....that his soul is in another realm....it's so confusing...." He explained. "Wait...do you think that-" Before Eve could finish, the bell rang. "Oh, it's time for ous next class!" Eve said.

As the two walked through the hallways, they both heard some students gosipping. Normally, Eve loved evesdropping on the latest juicy drama, but this time, it was different. "Did you hear about what happened to her brother?" one asked. "Yup. Apparently that jerk drove her own brother to his breaking point." another said. "Ugh, I knew she was awful, but not THAT awful!" another one exlaimed. "Apparently even her own family blames her....I don't blame them." another student said. All the students were talking about is how Eve "pushed her own brother to ending it all". Eve hated it. She hated this so much. Cream felt bad for Eve, he knew that Eve and her brother were close. She would NEVER do this to him. Cream stormed to one of the students. "I hope you know that I don't appreciate you spreading lies about my friend!" The student turned around, seeing Cream. "Oh....Levi..." Cream muttered under his breath. "Well, well, well...if it isn't the bully's little right hand man~" Levi said with venom in his tone. "You have no right to speak, Levi. You do the exact same things Eve does, if not worse!" Levi laughed. "But you know what I don't do? I don't push my own siblings to suicide." The students next to Levi nodded in agreement. "Face it, Mr. Daddy Issues, your little girlfriend-" "DUDE!" Cream interrupted. "She's like a sister to me, you freak!" Levi laughed even more. "As I was saying, your little girlfriend is a freak, and by defender her...you're also a freak." In that moment, Eve pounced on Levi and began attacking him. Blood got everywhere during the brawl. Everyone stood there in stunned silence. Some were even recording the fight. When Eve had calmed down, she looked down at Levi. He was covered in blood and looked utterly horrified. Eve's actions finally began to settle in, and her face went from angry, to horrified.... Later, Cream was sitting outside the princabals office. He could overhear Eve, her parents, and the princabal arguing, but he couldn't make out their exact words. "Yo, kid?" He heard someone say. He looked up and saw two people staring at him. One was a pink creature with wings and the other was a rat. "We...really appreciate you standing up to Levi. He's been picking on us for a long time." The rat said. "It's nothing." Cream replied. "My name is Frigh by the way, and this is Mew." The rat said, pointing to the pink creature. "We overheard you talking with Eve, is it true you're into paranormal activity like my friend Frigh?" Mew asked. "Uh, yeah." Cream replied. Frigh would smile. "Well, I'm also into that kind of stuff. Give me a second..." Frigh pulled out some paper out of their pocket and wrote down two phone numbers, giving the paper to Cream. "If you do end up investigating your weird dreams, you know the two people to call." Frigh and Mew walked off, leaving Cream confused, but happy he made some new friends. However, the moment was cut short when the door opened. Eve's parents were dragging her out. It was clear she got suspended for her actions. Eve waved goodbye to Cream as she was dragged out of the school.

School was rather boring, as usual. However, it didn't feel the same walking home without Eve. As soon as he walked into his house, Mood ran up to him and hugged him. "Cream! Are you okay?! You didn't get hurt in the fight, did you?!" She asked. "Auntie, I'm fine..." Cream replied. "I told you, you need to stop hanging out with that girl! She's a bad influence on you..." Cream rolled his eyes. "Auntie, I know you're worried, but Eve isn't a bad person..." "She nearly KILLED someone!" Mood exlaimed. "Yeah, someone who was being a massive creep about me and Eve." Cream shoved Mood aside and stormed to his room, slamming the door shut. He grabbed his phone and tried to call Eve, no response. She must've gotten grounded. Dang it. There goes his plans to study more about his dreams and those weird incidents that Eve told him about...

...Cream picked up the paper Frigh gave to him....

Or maybe.....those plans will need some extra people....

Author's notes: FINALLY GOT THE CHAPTER BAYBEEE WE DOING CREAMS INNER MISSION FINALLY WOOOOOOOOO

Now, some questions you may have.

"Who is the green fox in the newspaper Mood was reading about? Are they relevent?"

It was Sly,,,,TO LET ME EXPLAIN I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HATES SLY SO I ADDED THAT AS LIKE, A JOKE,,,no Sly won't be relevent I'm sorry Sly fans,,,,

Okay that's the only question you may have now for some notes.

DO NOT SHIP CREAM X EVE. While they may no longer be siblings in this, they do act like siblings and thus, shipping them is not allowed. Frigh and Mew are owned by @lavscavv

[hopethesillyheartwitch]

THE RAINBOW PURGATORY: CHAPTER 3

Chapter title: The Swag Squad, Bro!

TW/CW: Murder and gun mention.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, there was a blue cat and a pink dog staring at the sunset. "Ah...this is the life...." the blue cat said. "I agree!! Nothing could make this better!!" The pink dog replied. Suddenly, the blue cat's expression turned into a neutral one. "Or maybe...IT CAN!" In that moment, the blue cat pulled out a giant gun. "WOAH WOAH WOAH, BRO! That's not how it's supposed to go!" A masculine voice cried out. As it turns out, the blue cat and pink dog were just hand puppets. The one holding the blue cat was a red cat with a mask on her face, and the one holding the pink dog was a purple unicorn and wolf hybrid with no eyes. "BOOOO!! You suck!!" A green fox cried out. "Noah! That isn't very nice...I actually liked it!" An orange voice replied, causing Noah, the green fox, to roll their eyes. However, Noah and the orange fox weren't the only ones watching the show. There was a gray dog, a purple dog, and a brown cat with them as well. Oh, and a chicken tied up but that's not important. "Uni, I hate to say this, but Noah has a point..." The red cat said. "Well Carrie, I just wanted to do something nice for Hemera by giving her idea a chance, bro." Uni replied. Caroline sighed in annoyance. "But you know that Hemera is the most boring person in the entire room aside from Bark! No offense." Caroline finished her sentence staring at the gray dog known as Bark. "None taken." Bark replied. In that moment, the brown cat stood up as a pink aura surrounded her. "Hey now, let's calm down. No need to fight. Remember, arguments are what gets us locked up in this room anyways." The purple dog sitting next to them stood up as well. "Jay has a point, y'know...I love chaos as much as the next Anthry, but we don't need to argue..." Jay smiled at the purple dog. "Thanks, Nebs..." Jay said with a smile on their face. Caroline sighed, being affected by the aura. "You're right....I'm sorry." Uni just patted Caroline on the back. "You're fine, bro! No hard feelings!"

Suddenly, the group heard foodsteps. "Wait...oh crap, he might be coming!" Uni shouted. "SWAG SQUAD! GET IN POSITIONS!" Caroline commanded. In that moment, the group scattered to different parts of the room. In that moment, Doom entered the room. "Oh, false alarm. It was just Mx. 4 by 4s." Caroline said. Doom seemed rather nervous in this room for some reason. "Why hello, every-" Before he could continue, he saw a chicken tied up. "CHARLINE!!" She cried out rushing to her side and untying her. "A-Are you okay-?!" Charline gave them a hug to calm Skulls nerves. "I'm alright, Doomy-! Thanks for saving me though!" Charline let go of the hug and walked out of the room. Barry, who was outside the room with Cuddles, looked at her in confusion. "Who's that?" Barry asked. "That's Charline Nugget. She's....a love freak." Cuddles said with spite in his tone. "As I was saying...we have a new paitent!" Doom said. "A new paitent?!" Uni and Caroline both said. "Yup!" In that moment, Doom pulled Barry into the room. "Here he is! The star of the show! In the flesh! He's very nervous though, so be nice!" Uni flew over to Barry with awe in her eyes. "Heh, he's kinda cute!" She said. Doom sat Barry down and pat him on the head. "Now, you should probably get to know the paitents before we begin our rules and regulations! I'll be outside if you need anything, bear-bear~!" Doom said, slamming the door. Barry looked up at Uni in confusion. "Well, nice to meet ya, bro! I’m Uni! Uni S. Cornelius! I am a unicorn/wolf/bro hybrid, epic swagtastic king of ownage—The one and only daughter of the epic bro balloon man, Pop Cornelius! A proud gamer, the coolest bro you’ll ever meet, bro!" Uni put her hands on her hips as she introduced herself. "And you are?" She asked. "U-Um....I'm Barry. Barry Ill." He replied. Uni chuckled a bit at Barry's name. "Well, since you're here, might as well introduce you to the rest of the Swag Squad, bro! C'mon!" Uni motioned Barry to follow her.

The two walked over to Caroline first, who was sitting on a bean bag looking bored. "This is Caroline Coughs, bro! Or just Carrie for short! She's my partner in crime and leader of the Swag Squad, bro!" Uni said. Caroline looked over at the two and stood up. "Sup, dude! Welcome to the Swag Squad. I've seen you already met my gal Uni." Even though Caroline had a mask covering her mouth, Barry could tell she was smugly smiling. "U-Um....what is the Swag Squad even about?" Barry asked. Both Caroline's and Uni's eyes lit up. "We'd thought you'd never ask!" Caroline beamed. Both Uni and Caroline grabbed some paper with drawings on it. "The Swag Squad is a group of rebelious paitents, aka us, trying to get revenge on the lame-o staff for the crap they do to us, bro!" Uni explained. "It doesn't matter how. It can be water bucket over a door, tampering with supplies, spreading gossip, anything goes!" Caroline continued. Uni then smugly looked over at Caroline. "You can thank Carrie for coming up with such an amazing idea~" Caroline giggled at Uni's words. "I couldn't do it as well without you, dude~" She replied. Barry was...very werided out. "Ahem- Sorry about that, Bro." Uni said. "You're alright..." Barry replied. He was still somewhat curious about Caroline, so he decided to ask her some questions. "Um, that Charline girl...did you tie her up?" "DUH! She's a staff member! She's weird! With me, no one is safe. Not even the 'nice' ones." After Caroline said this, Uni whispered something in Barry's ear. "This only applies to Carrie, bro. I spare the nicer ones." Uni whispered. Barry nodded, turning back to Caroline. "What's with the mask?" In that moment, Caroline took off her mask and began coughing like mad, quicklyputting it back on. "Carrie has Coughs-A-Lot, meaning she coughs, well, alot, bro." Uni explained. Suddenly, Barry saw a book next to Caroline. "What's that?" He asked. "Oh, this?" Caroline picked up the book. "This is my book of secrets. It's where I keep ALL the secrets of the staff members so that way I can blackmail and humiliate them." She explained. Barry reached out, only to be slapped a bit. "Don't touch! Only my closest friends are allowed to see." Uni grabbed Barry by the hand. "I think that's our que for you to meet the next member, bro!" She said. But before they could contnue, Caroline whispered something to Barry. "Listen up, dude. Uni means alot to me, she's like my best friend. DO NOT MAKE HER UPSET. Keep her happy, and we're good. Got it?" Barry nodded in understanding, feeling fearful of Caroline. "Good!" Caroline said, letting Barry follow Uni.

Next, Uni and Barry walked over to a pillow fort. Two people stuck their heads out of the fort. "These two are Jay and Nebula, bro! Jay is the cat on left with the glasses and the brown furr, Nebula is the one on the right with the black eyes and the purple furr. Remember that now!" Jay and Dig walked up to Barry. "Hi there! Nice to meet you! Welcome to the club!" Jay greeted. "You seem friendly." Nebula said. Uni turned to Barry. "They're both pretty shy and don't partake in pranking much. But when they do, it's the life of the party, bro!" Uni explained. "Speaking of..." Jay said as they walked over to Barry. "You seem pretty nervous...maybe this'll help." Jay put her paws to their chest, a pink aura sourrounded them and Barry. In that moment, Barry began to calm down. His anxieties about Caroline's words melted away. "What....is this....?" Barry asked. "Oh, it's my calming aura! Nurse Shortnick gave it to me." Jay explained. "That's why we call her and Nebs the peacekeepers, bro!" Uni said. Suddenly, the aura vanished, Jay sensing that Barry had fully calmed down. "Well, me and Nebs are about to craft a glitter glue ray gun. Feel free to join us when you're done introducing yourself!" Jay said. "I'll....keep that in mind. Barry replied. Next up, Barry and Uni walked up to Hemera and Noah. Hemera was tending to her plants while Noah looked bored. "These two are the Philly siblings! Hemera and Noah!" Both siblings turned to the two. Noah jumped up and began running around Barry like a wild child. Barry yelped a bit in surprise. "Noah! Leave that man alone! He just got here..." Hemera walked over to Barry while Noah sat down. "I'm so sorry about my sibling, sir..." She said. Uni rolled her eyes. "As you can see, Noah is clearly the better sibling, bro." Barry's ears dropped, he felt bad for Hemera. Suddenly, Barry walked over to the plants. "Are you a gardener?" He asked. "Oh, yeah! It helps me relax." Hemera replied. Barry picked up one of them in awe. "Facinating..." Hemera felt like she could cry, no one complimented her flowers before. However, the happy moment was cut short when Uni dragged Barry away from the plants. Hemera sighed. "At least the new guy knows I'm just trying to keep you all safe..." she muttered to herself.

The last person in the room was Bark, who was playing Tic-Tac-Toe by...himself? "And this is Bark!" Uni said. "He...doesn't really do much. He's useful when it comes to scaring the staff though!" Bark stopped what he was doing and stared at Barry with a blank expression. "Hey." He simply said. But before Barry could ask more, Doom SLAMMED open the door. "Okay, everyone! Time to start our rules and regilations for Barry~!" He said. The group all sat down, some looking more annoyed than others. "Now, firstly! Paitents are allowed to hold hands, hug, and even cuddle! HOWEVER, stuff like punching, biting, an fighting in general are NOT allowed!" Doom explained. "Oh but you can kill innocent people?!" Caroline shouted, causing Doom to yelp. "Caroline!" Hemera said. "It's true, Mrs. Goodie Two Shoes." She replied. In that moment, Noah stood up and held their hands up in the air. "Down with the staff!" They shouted. Luckily, Jay used her aura to calm Noah down before anything bad could happen. "Thank you, Jay!" Doom said, patting them on the head. Uni whispered to Caroline. "Sick burn, bro!" "Thanks, dude!" Caroline whispered back. "Next up, the call button! Now, in your room is a button you can use to summon any staff member at any time! There's a catch though, there's a limit to how many times this button can be used." Doom explained. "That's because you're butthurt over the fact we keep using the button to prank you, bro!" Uni shouted, causing Caroline, Nebula, and Noah to giggle. Doom covered Skulls face out of emberassment. Hemera then stood up and walked over to Doom. "What she means to say is to only use the button in case of emergancy, like someone having a heart attack." She explained. Barry smiled, it was nice that at least someone in this room also felt sympathy for Doom. The spider rat uncovered their face and pulled Hemera into a hug. "Very good, Hemera~!" He said. "Honestly, I think Hemera has a point..." Barry muttered to himself. Doom then looked at the clock and noticed how late it was getting. "Well, looks like we'll have to cut this meeting short sadly...you all head back to your rooms now~!" Everyone stood up and left the room, Doom grabbing Barry by the hands.

Doom led Barry back to his room and got him comfy. "Hey, uhhh...sorry those guys were so mean to you..." Barry said. "Oh, no need to worry! I mean, sure, it makes me sad...but I can't let it get to me~!" Doom replied. Skull walked to the door and shut off the lights. "Night, Bear-Bear~!" He said before shutting the door gently. Barry thought to himself. Everyone here seemed weird, violent, or both. But for some reason, he felt like he was able to get used to this place. The green cat gently yawned as he drifted off into a peaceful sleep....

Author's notes:

FINALLY GOT CHAPTER 3 DONE!! Sorry if it isn't as good as the other chapters, I tried lol.

Also, sorry if I wrote Uni badly lol- And sorry if this is shorter than the other chapters.