☏ Subaru S.

𝒮𝓊𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓊 𝒮𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓀𝒾 𝒜𝓈𝓀/ℛ𝒫 ℬ𝓁𝑜𝑔♡ “Try to make sense of it as you fall apart.”

[callingsubaru]

𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔... 𝒮𝓊𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓊 𝒮𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓀𝒾♡

Answer? ——————oo—————— Decline?

“Tch. Stupid Ayato and Kou…! Hell, even that old man, too!? What do you want now? …Eh? Questions for me? …Just don’t be stupid! I’m hanging up…!”

𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁 ℰ𝓃𝒹𝑒𝒹...!

That’s right! Subaru is live and in stereo! After finally convincing him and some help from Karlheinz himself, tune into live tweets, interactions, and more! Just… try not to go too crazy, we already know how he gets…!

— 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇, 𝒮𝓊𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓊'𝓈 ℳ𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇♡ (@fangsforiris)

[PSA that admin will do the best CANON reactions they can, and cannot be attacked for the true nature of these boys.]

[callingsubaru]

Opinion on yui's looks?

"E-eh?! Why so suddenly..."

"She's...pretty."

[His nails form crescent marks in his palms, close to breaking skin.]

"Is that what you wanted to hear?! Leave me alone, would ya? Ask Ayato or something!"

"She chose him anyway."

@the-only-takoyaki-king

[the-only-takoyaki-king]

Don’t know why ya gotta say it like that, Subaru!You make it sound like it’s a bad thing.

Yours Truly thinks you’re just jealous!!

[callingsubaru]

"Jealous? I'd shut the fuck up if I were you."

"If this is jealousy, I'd hate for you to get a real taste of it, fucking dumbass."

[callingsubaru]

Idk if this account is still active, but I'll give it a shot

*ahem* *looks at Subaru, right in those red eyes*

Subaru, listen to me, baby...You're perfect. If anyone says otherwise, I'll castrate them

one of those days, I'll kidnap you

Sending love😘

"I...You haven't a clue what you're talking about."

[Subaru averts his ruby gaze, opting to gaze upon his unpolished boots.]

"Tch. Whatever..."

[He processes the final message, head shooting up, causing a strain in his nape.]

"H-haah!? Fuck you mean kidnap me?!"

[callingsubaru]

Opinion on yui's looks?

"E-eh?! Why so suddenly..."

"She's...pretty."

[His nails form crescent marks in his palms, close to breaking skin.]

"Is that what you wanted to hear?! Leave me alone, would ya? Ask Ayato or something!"

"She chose him anyway."

@the-only-takoyaki-king

[callingsubaru]

subaru whats ur opinion on werewolves

"Tch, those furries?"

[He recalls Shin and his nut obsession]

"If they're all like that stupid founder furry with a weird squirrel-like acorn obsession, then fuck 'em!"

[callingsubaru]

hey so like, can we calm down with the holes In the walls. I’m the gal that patches them up. I get paid 3 cents a day.

"Haah?! How is that my fault? Tell the others to stop pissin' me off, then we both get what we want."

[He grunts.]

"'S not my fault you chose a shitty career."

[callingsubaru]

LETS PLAY A GAME

would u rather go on a 5 day vacay w kou or eat dirt from the garden

"I'd rather die."

[callingsubaru]

Ok baby, I'm sorry for trying to kidnap you. Let me make it up to you🫣

I'm WILLING to upgrade and decorate your coffin for FREE, sweet offer right?😘

"Tch. Make it up to me, you say?"

"Hm...It sounds tempting. But how do I know you ain't gonna pull somethin' on me!? Seems too good to be true..."

[callingsubaru]

I know this joke is overdone...BUTTTT

"Tch. You were right. It is overdone."

[callingsubaru]

Do you like Joe? 🥹

[He rolls his eyes, frustrated.]

"Ugh. This is Ayato's work, isn't it?"

"Tch, what even is that? Fuckin' giving me the creeps...!"

[callingsubaru]

SUBARU ARE YOU BACK

btw this is the val3nt1n3vamp1r3 account uhmm that account got stolen so this is my new main

"Heh...yeah, I guess I'm back."

[He pauses, batting his lashes.]

"Sorry about that, sucks to lose an account...But not much you can do about what's in the past, right?"

[the-only-takoyaki-king]

you should wear mascara frl

Ew, no! That looks like a sensory NIGHTMARE.

[callingsubaru]

“Actin’ like he ain’t wore makeup before.”

[Shows Picture]:

[the-only-takoyaki-king]

THAT WAS- STOP.

[callingsubaru]

“Get sniped in 4K.”

[fedora-pervert]

Laito babes, hear me out

I think of kidnapping Subaru and keeping him in my basement. Do you think that's possible?

Anything’s possible if you try hard enough!!

[callingsubaru]

“Haah?!? Is this what you get up to when I’m fucking grounded??”

“Tch!! Stop endorsing people’s delusions, you perv!”

[fedora-pervert]

Fufu~ But it’s not delusional — I’m sure they can achieve their goal if they try hard enough!!!

[callingsubaru]

“Stop telling people that, fucking hell…”

[callingsubaru]

Lemme clap them cheeks

“E-excuse me?!”

“Fucking pervs, all of you!!”

“Laito [ @fedora-pervert] get off of anonymous, I know it’s you saying this bullshit!”

[fedora-pervert]

Excuse me? I would never say something like that to my brother!!

Hmph, how lowly do you think of me…

[callingsubaru]

“I hate you and your fans oh my god…you’ve done something to my ‘fan base’…tch!!”

“If I get anymore messages like this I’m gonna break another hole in the wall, I swear!!”

[the-only-takoyaki-king]

you should wear mascara frl

Ew, no! That looks like a sensory NIGHTMARE.

[callingsubaru]

“Actin’ like he ain’t wore makeup before.”

[Shows Picture]:

[the-only-takoyaki-king]

bro i think you kind of guy who doesn’t allow his brothersto buy a higher modele phone than him and youre definitely a iphone guy

I’m not the one in charge of phones anymore… that’s all Four Eyes after me and Laito… well… I don’t wanna get into it.

[callingsubaru]

“Heh. I remember this shit.”

“We were all stuck in some lame ass ‘family meeting-turned lecture’ because of those two dumbasses!”

[callingsubaru]

Lemme clap them cheeks

“E-excuse me?!”

“Fucking pervs, all of you!!”

“Laito [ @fedora-pervert] get off of anonymous, I know it’s you saying this bullshit!”