captain's log

is this thing on?

[funnytwittertweets]

[callmechief]

I need help. About 10 years ago I found an artist who did amazing work…it was dark, macabre, kinda gothic….the one drawing I can remember was of a girl with a serpent type beast coming out through her torso. I have scrolled to the very begging of my tumblr posts and couldn’t find it. I can’t remember her name or really anything else. I told her at that time that I loved her work and would love to have her design a tattoo for me some day. That day is now and I need help finding her!!

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[cosmimarshmello]

Loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not.

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[icanrelateto]

[callmechief]

It actually happened.

[heroesnewday]

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[callmechief]

I need these!!!

[youregonnasurvivethis]

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[showerthoughtsofficial]

When I’m vacuuming and can’t get something off the floor, I will run over it from forty different angles for three minutes rather than taking two seconds to bend over and pick it up.

[vincentcroce]

Surely #Harz

[lensblr-network]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

*cartoon splat noise* (via beefyfritosburrito)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hitchhiking basically stopped because drivers and riders were afraid of crazy strangers. And now we have Uber…

[fuckboyzuko]

dresses with pockets were invented by a benevolent female deity, and no one will convince me otherwise

[callmechief]

That female deity needs to dabble in the art of pant making. Maybe then we'd be able to get some jeans with appropriate sized pockets!

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Stay strong

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[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind

[callmechief]

I did a persuasive piece in speech class about the crappy toilet paper at school. The teacher of the class was also the principal of the school. She got defensive and blamed it on the school district.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if I have ever pressed the number 8 on a microwave before.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You eat 2 pieces of toast with butter on it and it’s okay. You put those pieces together and tell people you had a butter sandwich, you get a different response.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Onward, noble steed!”