Red Queen Incorrect Quotes

This is solely for making memes in a tumblr format so besides everything being RQ related I don’t post too often.

[caloresthrone]

Shade: then they kicked me out because i’m a “liability” and “reckless” and “shade”. the last one is just my name but you should hear their tone.

[caloresthrone]

“Maven No”

— a book by Mare Barrow, co-authored by Diana Farley and Kilorn Warren, introduction by Evangeline Samos with excerpts from “Maven Please” by Tiberias ‘Cal’ Calore VII and Iris Cygnet, followed by a sequel titled “Maven Yes” by Maven Calore.

[caloresthrone]

Cal: I just want to hear those 3 words.

Mare: I love you.

Cal: that’s sweet, but try again.

Mare:

Mare: I will behave.

Cal: there we go

[caloresthrone]

Shade: farley talks in her sleep sometimes. it’s adorable.

Farley, sleeping: fight me. . . you motherfucker. . . square up. . . i’ll kill you

[caloresthrone]

Cal: first impressions are very important.

Mare: but you married me??

[caloresthrone]

Maven: I can’t believe I have to deal with this.

Iris: Deal with what?

Maven: The consequences of my own actions.

[caloresthrone]

Farley: we just ate why are you making pancakes?

Shade: for the dogs.

Farley: why are you making pancakes for the dogs??

Shade: they don’t know how.

[caloresthrone]

Mare: farley will never agree to this.

Shade: sure she will.

Mare: she already refused three times.

Shade: okay. watch a master at work.

Shade, turning to farley with puppy dog eyes: can we-

Farley: yes.

[caloresthrone]

Cal: I have good news and bad news.

Mare: What’s the bad news?

Cal: The dog ate all of our toilet paper.

Mare:

Mare: We don’t have a dog.

Cal: Well onto the good news!

[caloresthrone]

New palace guard: Can you tell me where I can find King Maven?

Iris: Yes of course. Down that hall, turn at the second left, and keep going until you find a broken down stressed young man who looks like he’s functioning on two hours of sleep.

Palace Guard: And he’ll lead me to the king?

Iris: That is the king.

[caloresthrone]

it’s official, we’re getting an adaptation!!!

[caloresthrone]

Clara, about to do an impulsive thing: lmao watch thi-

Farley, out of nowhere, using her mom voice: Clara Barrow!

Clara: -s prime example of making the right choice and walking away! Wow I sure love being a responsible kid [nervous sweating]

[caloresthrone]

Kilorn, surviving another crazy mission: okay guys. have you considered that maybe i’m not lucky i’m just incredibly smart??

Everyone, collectively: no.

[caloresthrone]

Cal: eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye it’s always an eyelash.

Mare:

Cal: isn’t it eyeronic

Mare:

Mare: its 2 am cal.

[caloresthrone]

Red Queen Characters as Screenshots I Have Saved on my Phone

Mare:

Maven:

Cal:

Kilorn:

Evangeline:

Farley:

Shade:

[caloresthrone]

[corners you in a dark alley] yo i heard you were talking shit about red queen

[caloresthrone]

Cameron: So what do you have planned for the future?

Kilorn: Lunch.

Cameron: No, like long term.

Kilorn: Oh...um, dinner?