too gay to function

🧁 lesbian • poor • sad 🧁

[candy-sweet-gore]

I'm moving to @candy-sweet-gore-69 because the tumblr app has more bugs than a nest of wasps. It's also more painful to use.

[gaylifts]

Anyone ever get nervous after lifting? Like hours after?

[candy-sweet-gore]

I'm pretty sure that it's a crash after intense amounts of adrenaline, try taking a small amount (half a pill/dose) of melatonin or nyquil. That always helps me calm down.

[actual-klepto]

[liftingispunk-deactivated202011]

I need this

Haul!!

Waterstones

Black bag £10.99

Black butler £9.99

Hacker hoaxer whistlerblower £11.99

Is capitalism working £12.95

How to start a revolution £14.99

Revolting £7.99

On anarchism £6.00

Love spells £10.00

Bullet for my Valentine £7.99

How the world works £14.99

Radical help £9.99

The universe has your back £14.99

Tarot pack £22.00

Tarot deck £14.99

Whitchery £12.99

Poetry spells £12.99

The ghost £14.99

Written in the stars £12.99

Nasty astrology £7.99

The signs £10.99

Craft £12.99

Wicca £12.99

Spell work for self care £10.00

Everyday magic £10.00

A witches bible £14.99

The occult witchcraft magic £24.95

Lush

29st perfume £29.50

Enchanted eye cream £16.00

Sunny day hair spray £13.00

Oval tin £2.95

Round tin £2.50

American dream conditioner £9.00

Prince Charming soap £7.00

Lord of Misrule £50.00

Veganese £14.00

The comforter £20.00

Gritti politti cleanser £5.00

Dirty perfume £20.00

Cherry scrub £6.50

Georgerous moisturizer £44.00

Tea Tree toner £6.00

Rentless perfume £60.00

Karma perfume £60.00

Ginger soap £8

Boom! Toothy tabs £6.50

Superdrug

Folding brush mat £6.99

Brush cleanser £4.99

Plex bleach london £11.00

Aussie reconstruster £5.00

Sanctuary spa scrub £13.00

Real techniques sponge £7.99

Boots

Too faced better than sex £19.00

Too faced diamond highlight £28.00

Too faced 3 in 1 £27.00

Too faced good to go £27.00

Fenty foundation £27.00

Fenty match stick trio £46.00

Urban outfitters

Moon long sleeved T-shirt £35.00

Anarchy T-shirt £29.00

Moon necklace £14.00

Other

Colgate ultimate toothpaste £20.00

Listenere stay white £4.50

Durex lube £6.00

Durex extra safe £4.00

Yankee candle £8.99

Mac glitter x2 £33.00

Mac lipstick x3 £52.50

Tea strainer £6.00

Sticky toffee pudding £9.00

Studded leather cuff £3.99



Total = £1194.60

[liftingkitty]

this is so nice

[wastelandlifting]

This is the sexiest haul I've ever seen holy shit

[candy-sweet-gore]

Im wet 😖💖

[darlinglifter]

[em0-lifter]

absoulutely pissing.. i told some huge tiktok borrower that everyone else who lifts hates her for making that content and she goes “well im actually on lifting tumblr so <3″ WHICH ONE OF U SNITCHES IS A TIKTOK LIFTER!!!!

[liftherich-deactivated20200909]

please block me if you youre a tiktok borrower istg-

[lipshofting]

if you’re on tiktok either block me or pull up because i’m in the mood to beat a bitch up

[lifterofshops]

Whoever’s exposing our secret tips for millions to see I hope you get caught ✨

[iiiinactiveurllbiiiitch-deactiv]

i’m sorry hello kitty :(

[rayliftss]

whoops :(

[kleptoberry]

Stêàliñg is extremely kawaii

[bisexualifts]

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

how to conceal

1) shove it down your pants.,,

[liftingcutie]

How I conceal everything 90% of the time

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

100% effective

[heavenlylifter]

me, concealing in my pants: yes…. 100% effective…. no suspicion in this here store…

[liftingdiva-deactivated20181024]

so 😩 thiccccc 😍 daddy has thighs for days 😻💍💦

[mercury-lifts]

*me leaving the store with thicker thighs than when I came in* 

[anxiouslifter2-deactivated20220]

I have GOT to get a girlfriend 😩

[sexyhotlifter]

I'd steal her some nice stuff 😭😭😞🙏 FUCK

[candy-sweet-gore]

Im single and gay, bet u cant lift this pussy 🍑😚

[liftingdiva-deactivated20180517]

repost because the original had waaaaay too many notes

[itsalwayshaulidayseason]

Super important tip + @liftingdiva is awesome for making a new post for us

[candy-sweet-gore]

Hmm...🤔🤔

[purloining]

Everyone knows about the master list right?

Just in case some don’t, it has security details on most stores, including camera info and tagging frequency. I always read this over for the stores I’m gonna hit just in case :)

https://raddle.me/wiki/shopliftingml

[dummythiccstealyboi]

[candy-sweet-gore]

That broly 😖💕 I am so jealous

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

GIFTCARDS.

I’m not sure ablut all but my Bëd Båth and Beÿond preactivates cards with an already set amount of money.

I just got a $200 Visa gift card by concealing in the bedding section. I was originally trying to test on lifting gift cards (calling company, seeing what I could do, etc.) like I said I would but I tried to see if it was preactivated (The woman in front of my mom at the register bought a $50 Red Lobster giftcard and the woman didn’t activate so I decided to see if I could buy something online and see if it would work.

It did.

[kleptomaniacs-united]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[illstealyourcat]

Which cards does BB&B preactivate? Which have you tried? What kind of visa gift card did you lift?

[happylifting]

did you say.. preactivated gift cards from bb&b???

[dummythiccstealyboi]

Haul from today. I apologize for my rolls and chub. The romper is ugly on me and i plan to make it in a dress

[candy-sweet-gore]

Girl u cute 😚💖

[communistdumpling]

If it’s a CHAIN it’s free reign

If it’s locally owned leave it ALONE!